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A man had stayed out too late again and was afraid his wife would be angry. On the way home he decided he'd sneak in the bedroom window and ravish her
before she had a chance to be angry or notice the time. All went as planned and afterward he went downstairs to get a snack from the kitchen and saw his
wife on the couch in the livingroom. "What the Hell are you doing down here?" he cried. "Sssssh, your mother's sleeping upstairs in our bed!"

How do you come up with these things???

i read all of things on the internet