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The last Talkie seemed to be quite popular but now ladies and gentlemen please welcome:-

TALKIE 2!!!!!!!!!!!

who am i... what am i doing here
mr williams... could you tell me who is on that picture of yours..

Me scoring a goal against FC Porto.

Only joking, it's Barry Town's Mike Flynn scoring a goal against FC Porto.

How do you know my name?

take a look at talkie!!
anyway my name's Daniel

...and so real names are revealed...

talkie was so last thread!!!

never good, the sequel...

in some cases it is like rush hour two and the mummy two!

or jurassic park 2

nah didnt like any of them they are too ott and so fake!!!!!!! they make me bored!

that's why I had the ' '

oops forgive me im blonde haired blue eyed!!! still wuv me?

why, of course!

you guys forget that all the sequels to Star Wars were the best!

of course!

but all in all...other sequels suck.

mostly yeah!!!! by lady will here from u soon in another thread no doubt!

what about the third movie in that "saga" hu??
now that sucked hard
i have spoken.........

dumb dinosaurs...

uuoareghk!!!!!!!!!!!
translation from dinolanguage:
help, help... im stuck behind a door, my meal is treatning me help...........

ooooooookay

nice hu????

i beg to differ

well mylady i have a sick humor.. and you haven't seen it all

I have always dream of directing a film franchise titled 'Escape From Reality', but like it or not, Talkie is going to be a great franchise whether you like it or not BG.

TTTTTTTTTTTAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLKKKKKKKKKKIIIIIII
IIIEEEEEEEE!

hey calm down i was only being sarcastic!!!!!! bad boy!

This doesn't really belong in the welcome area; I am moving it to the GDF.

um. . .

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. If Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, he wasn't fuzzy, was he?

I guess not

There was was a man from Nantucket...

I've heard that before To!

Okay, so this guy had a terrible craving for baked beans. Then, when he got married, his wife didn't like the crazy craving, because it stunk up the house. So he gave up his craving.

One day on his birthday, his car broke down. They lived in the country, so he called his wife and said he'd be late. He walked home and passed a bar. A gigantic smell of baked beans came from the bar, so he went in and had at least 3 extra large servings of baked beans.

He got home and his wife said she fixed him something special for dinner. She made him wear a blindfold. They went to the table, but the phone rang before his wife took of the blindfold. Suddenly, he felt the urge to fart. His wife was in the next room and he was alone, so he shifted all his weight to one leg and let it rip. The smell was almost suffocating him. He farted again. This time it smelled like a skunk who had rolled in fresh cow manuer. He almost puked. He did this ten times.

Then his wife came back and took off the blindfold. The flowers on the table were dead and 12 people were sitting at the table. "Happy Birthday!"

My dad told me that one.

ye it is actually a story about To just he dont have a wife

It was his mom setting him up for the Birthday surprise.

happy days To

Don't worry, I was only messing!

Poor To, he must have a few stains in his pants if the story's about him.

(Somebody say something!)

"Something"

Something!

I knew there was a reason I hate baked beans...

What?

I would just like to say well done to Will Young for admitting he's gay. His music is poo but to publicly admit it with media pressure was very brave!

Beans, beans, beans, the magical fruit
the more you taste the more they ...

I'd have thought Tomacco would post something like that...I guess I was mistaken

you will find out that it is YOU, who are mistaken, about a great many things...

*just nods and agrees*

keep that up BG

i will its easy and dosent take a lot of brain cells to do!

so even you can do it then

yep i dont have blonde hair and blue eyes for nothing!

hey! I don't have to take that!


On second thought... ... you're right BG

rnt i always!

yes! you are always right!

Which is better. Talkie or the sequel?

Is it Oscar worthy?

More so than some.

birdy num num

num num???

Peter Sellers

bored *keeps on nodding and agreeing!*