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Yes, that's right! I got a call this morning around 11am from Target, Tar-jay; they wanted me to come in this afternoon to meet with someone. I walk in... "Hello Joe! So nice to see you *shakes hand* Come into my office. It's nice and big and has lots of candy."
*go into office and sit down*
*get candy*
"Here are your papers for the drug test, they go along with the job offer that we've now given you." and he goes on about the store and stuff for a minute or so... and my orientation/training begins on Monday morning!!!

I'm going to be on the sales floor in electronics, which consists of music, movies, books, and home improvement.

Which Target? *gets map of Massachusetts*

Congratz!!!!!!!!!!

Yay! Wanna give us a discount?

I never had a drug test or health and safety or fire induction

MC: Milford

Prefect: Thanks

hezzy: I think that's against the rules... but I can make an exception or two

furry: Lucky you

isnt a drug test one of those pee in a cup things

yeah I hope they don't spring one on me

Yes sir!

i hate those bored

Target?Have fun

Prefect: that's cause you're a girl ;

Thanks stormy

A friend of mine use to work there and he got fired for being one minute late.

I was just teasing

its hard to pee in a cup when your a girl cry

Hah, and why's that?

its hard to put it under you when your peeing

My sympathies

thank you

what a strange conversation

indeed

Yes'm

...

lucky you!

congrats on your job! I love Tar-jay!

i wanna job

i'm at my job right now! i babysit for this family from my church...and the kids are playing w/ these crazy Yu-gi-oh cards right now...

Heh...

Thanks Korri

Nice!

YAY! u finally got off ur lazy ass! im j/k have fun there!

Im babysit to this bratty kid named ricky

congratulations JK

Congrats Joe!

However, good luck juggling it with school since it's pretty much the end of the summer

If you work weekends that's great though!

Congratulations Jkozzy! And remenber ..."the customer is always right!"

Me=the customer!

Hey this gamecube is free!

hehehe....

kill me