The What If... Game Part I
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sonofasaiyan
What if George W. Bush was cashier at Wendy's??
SlipknoT
then it would take a while to get your change
the Vee
atleast hes not working at the drive through...
sonofasaiyan
You do have a point Vee.
DesertFOX311
But if he did work through the drive thru, he'd probably would always get your order wrong....
MC Mike
The fries... are a symbol of terrorism and death. They are linked to Al Quaeda. We will stop Al Quaeda, and I make sure it happen.
Tex
Anyone who refers to them as French Fries and not Freedom Fries would be sent to Guantanamo Bay!
And if you were gay you could sit with your partner but you couldn't share milkshakes!
Bush keeps a tight shift you know?! hitler
Darth Revan
And the mustard will sure as hell not be French's brand mustard!
sonofasaiyan
LOL. All hilarious possibilities.

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u do know that bush's IQ is like 82. i think i would feel better if a chimp was taking my order

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~Angel~
What

It can't be that low.... can it??? I mean, 60 is retarded...
Mine is at least 130.....

so what am I doing here????
Darth Revan
Actually, 70 is retarded
And don't take it personally Angel but 130 is really high if I'm not mistaken... very few people are that smart...
silver_tears
Bill Clinton's is twice that

silver_tears
140 is genius

Darth Revan
sweeeeeeeet

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^yup and almost everybody in the white house and there mother wanted him out of the office just b/c he got alittle horney

how sad.
Darth Revan
I know... Bill Clinton was one of the best presidents we've had in a long time
When I was in Canada, I was reading some Canadian paper... There were so many articles about how Bush sucked it was awesome

Lydia
hey weres the wot ifs???
~Angel~
well, I'm not a genius, and the test wasn't an "official test," but my psych instructor gave us a website to visit if we were interested in taking a similar test. He told us it was pretty accuate too... maybe he lied...

Darth Revan
I'll do another one...
What if Keith Richards worked in a department store?

Darth Revan
I hate to break it to you but all the online IQ tests I've seen have been pretty inaccurate... More like SAT's for beginners than legitimate IQ tests.
~Angel~
you're just jealous tongue
Darth Revan
maybe I am.
Back to the topic though. What if Keith Richards worked in a department store?
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that would be a very interesting department store.....thats all i have to say :l
silver_tears
whats your I.Q

im so close to genius, like literally one point away

ladygrim
wat if they diappeared
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