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Who is more bad @ss? Pirates could whip a ninja's pansy @ss any day. but Jet Li could beat them all. cause hes awesome. do you no who else is awesome? the teenage mutant ninja turtles. they are the only cool ninjas ever

Ninja

Ninjas by far. Any idiot can become a pirate, but it takes a highly skilled swordsmen to be a ninja. Ninjas are slight, quick and deadly. Pirates are all arrrrgh

*Waits for all of the Orlando Bloom and Johnny Depp fans to say pirates*

lol dr.

Ninja, definitely. Looks like everybody else here forgot to submit their votes though.

ninja

Ninja's rock

I pick Pirates, most likely they lose to the Ninjas, but I like the word Pirates better and it reminds me of Johnny depp in POTC.

Ninjas are panzies and all of jet lie's movies suck. Pirates are savage and kick ass, Potc gave them a bad name. But Vikings take the cake

Dumb question!

Most pirates would be dead before they knew the ninja were there. Ninja are very subtle and would probably use some sort of contact or inhaled poison to get the pirates

yep, ur right

ninjas kick ass unless theyre white americans who got lied to and told they could kick ass

arrrrrr pirates

Captian Morgan would kick the crap outta Snake Eyes, the 3 Ninjas, the American Ninja....Jet Li, Bruce Lee, Chau Yung-fat. You name it.

Screw Johnny Depp, Orlando Bloom, and Black Beard. Captain Morgan would kill them all, drink on behalf of their death, and piss on their graves.

He's a man's man, and a true role model for all the little children.

nuh uh anit no 1 beating Bruce Le

http://img28.exs.cx/img28/6730/CapitanMorgan.jpg

This man would stomp Bruce Lee into the ground!

Oh yes he and Sara were my role models. Look how i turned out

goregeous?

no.....weird

and sexy!

As sexy as my grandmother

we have never seen your GM yet anyway, i have sen pic's oh u tho and your nice

pirate ( Walkin along minding his own business ) ....................... death .................. shuriken * HA HA HA!!!!! * ................. NINJA WINS!!!!!! ................... death ............. pirate2 * HA HA HA!!!!!! * PIRATE WINS!!!!!! .................. death ..................donatello * CAWABUNGA DUDE * ............... NINJA TURTLES WIN!!!!!!

WTF!!!

wowzers!

what about samuaris?

samurai's* and they would kick everybodys a$$, i mean there smooth moves and quickness would kick pirates+ninja's a$$'s

that was great

hell yes, now that what im talking about!!!!!!

men

Thank U, Thank U Very Much.

samurai's are......AWESOME!!!!

yep, i even think samurai's could kick bonds a$$

now i know u arent talking bout my bond..james bond

Its called pirates have guns

and...

yep your bond is going down!! samurai's rule!!

http://www.reel-ideas.com/Shade%20James%20Bond-Brosnin.jpg sorry babe. ur nextt

sorry people i didn't write this thread, my friend wrote it behind my back...personaly i think ninjas are so much cooler than pirates.

bond has a gun, wow bang your dead, but samurai are fast moving and smooth and slick with there swords, i think samurai=bond dead

ninjas!rock!!!!!

Pirates.




Mmmmmmmmmmm PIRATE BOOTY !! ARR

no no no babe...u dont get it ! bond would kill samurais cuz hes so smart and even if the S man killed Bond all of Bond's ladies would kill the S man.

Oh god, I can never answer this question..... *sigh* I think I'll have to go with pirates. They're just so sexxxy.

what?

sexy!?!

there idoits!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

dude, ninjas are sooooooo sweet

Pirates would win.Ningas are boring!Also pirates have guns and shooting would be faster then a simple kick or a long sword!JM

Ninjas cause they aren't drunk

Plus some have two swords
and thats good

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v413/fahQ_Nigel/Ninja%20Pictures/shotgunninjas.jpg

Ninjas > Pirates

What about ninja pirate

http://enclothe.com/osCommerce/catalog/images/ninja-pirate-large-girls.gif

im gonna go with pirates cause they seem like the type to rape you lol

Pirates!!! http://www.my-smileys.de/smileys2/chris.gif
aww Jack Sparrow droolio

pirates, for sure.

www.ahoy-matey.com

Pirates have guns, so I'd say Pirates.

Ninjas They have the skills

Cambece

Thanks to morningstar, (and darkc for offering me a challenge.) you choose between the age old debate! (AKA: About 5 years sense some dork on the internet invented the stupid joke..)

Pirates pwn ninjas. Pirates still exist, they had lots of loot, they drank like fish, and a broadside with 24 pounders pwns lil' ninja pointy things any day.

wtf

Pirates own...

Ninjas would kick the living shit out of Pirates.

The Ninjas would place Gallons of Beer on their ship while the Pirates were sleeping.

Pirates wake up, get drunk and then pass out or just start staggering around. Ninjas come at night running around the ship with their Katanas killing Pirates left and right.


Pirates die, Ninjas win.


HOYYYYYYYYYA!

Pirate galleon WTFpwns the little paper pagoda where all the ninjas sleep and keep their pajamas.

idots
Ninja always win

Nah, they don't. Ninjas don't adapt well to new technologies and areas.

http://img20.imageshack.us/img20/372/11043047826179ow.jpg

^Why there are no modern ninjas...

Originally posted by Wesker
Pirate galleon WTFpwns the little paper pagoda where all the ninjas sleep and keep their pajamas. Pirate goes to lay his Sword down on the Ninja and he just realizes he has only hit a bed BUT DOESN'T REALIZE that the Ninja is right behind him and WHAPAM!

Ninja shurikens his ass.

Nah, ninjas can't swim. And even the great mystical arts of Ninjitsu don't protect againt exploding cannonballs and the stench of over a hundred unbathed sailors.

Originally posted by LanceWindu
Pirates = Music/Movie Pirates.

Therefore Pirates win.

http://www.dieselsweeties.com/desktops/tenninjas800.gif

Ninjas are.


Therefore, they pwn.

Originally posted by Wesker
Nah, ninjas can't swim. And even the great mystical arts of Ninjitsu don't protect againt exploding cannonballs and the stench of over a hundred unbathed sailors.



Wow.... Ninjas can swim.

That's the funny part.


No Cannonball can protect against a thousand speeding Shurikens, some smoke bombs, mouth darts and the stentch of Moth balls.

... Which will never get within the effective range of a pirate flotilla. I mean, in the 1800s a couple of ships from America pretty much pwned any might the Japanese had just by existing. No ninjas can pwn naval ships with throwing weapons, unless they have pocket nukes or something.

Originally posted by Wesker
... Which will never get within the effective range of a pirate flotilla. I mean, in the 1800s a couple of ships from America pretty much pwned any might the Japanese had just by existing. No ninjas can pwn naval ships with throwing weapons, unless they have pocket nukes or something.

Dude, we are talking about Pirates.

Drunken, smelly and lazy thieves.


And then we're talking about Ninjas.

Deadly, Precise, walking killing machines.


The Ninjas wouldn't walk up to the ship and say "COME ON AND GET ME!"


They'd find a way to sneak onto the ship and assassinate them all.

Originally posted by Wesker
Pirates pwn ninjas. Pirates still exist, they had lots of loot, they drank like fish, and a broadside with 24 pounders pwns lil' ninja pointy things any day.

ninjas still exist...you just can't see them shuriken

Yeah, assuming they can all get in their row boats and not die before the ships close range. Pirates may be drunkards, but they know how to kill things. That's why they scare the shit out of the Royal Navy and every government that operates in the ocean. Trust me... a pirate ship is more than enough for a hundred ninjas in rowboats or scuba diving gear, trying to close the distance.

Originally posted by Wesker
Yeah, assuming they can all get in their row boats and not die before the ships close range. Pirates may be drunkards, but they know how to kill things. That's why they scare the shit out of the Royal Navy and every government that operates in the ocean. Trust me... a pirate ship is more than enough for a hundred ninjas in rowboats or scuba diving gear, trying to close the distance.

A pair of Ninjas is enough to rape a ship filled with a bunch of drunken Pirates.


Or they could get them while they sleep.


As much as Pirates can fight, they reserve time for drinking, playing games and eating.

Ninjas spend their lifetime training to be the deadliest Killing machine alive.

Meh. No way two ninjas can take a ship of easily 150-200 guys armed with bandoliers of pistols, daggers, sabers, etc. And this is assuming they can close the distance. And then it's grapeshot time.

Originally posted by Wesker
Yeah, assuming they can all get in their row boats and not die before the ships close range. Pirates may be drunkards, but they know how to kill things. That's why they scare the shit out of the Royal Navy and every government that operates in the ocean. Trust me... a pirate ship is more than enough for a hundred ninjas in rowboats or scuba diving gear, trying to close the distance.

are you kidding? killing things is what ninjas do best....especially killing pirates!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v413/fahQ_Nigel/Ninja%20Pictures/ninjavspirate.jpg

Originally posted by Hack Benjamin
You've proven ninja have no common sense, with all that liquor just light a match and we'd go out in a scorching blaze. (People say I look like a pirate, cause I have a limp, a skanky beard, and most people don't understand me when I talk..)


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v413/fahQ_Nigel/Ninja%20Pictures/absoluteninja.jpg

Originally posted by Hack Benjamin
Also, while you're making fighting postures trying to intimidate me, I just pull out my revolver and shoot your ninjitsu ass! Arrrgh!


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v413/fahQ_Nigel/Ninja%20Pictures/shotgunninjas.jpg

Originally posted by Hack Benjamin
Or alternatively, I sick my pirate henchmen on you, then get myself and my prized booty and run away using a rowboat.

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