The Tallywhacker Thread
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total metalhead
this thread is dedicated to that most beautiful of gods creations: the tallywhacker.
enjoy
§pearhead
yay.
what?
Veralidaine
........funnyness.....
bLooMiLiCioUs
..................does someone care to translate?
total metalhead
Barf Heaven's got the idea.
§pearhead
bloomi, just play along...
drunk yay for tallywhackers!
bLooMiLiCioUs
he does??
Kevin,tell me.......
what on earth is Sam on abt?
DeNiro
Sam whats with all the goofy threads ur doing what 113 does
Dogbert
Ok, Who the bloody hell is Barf Heaven? TM always says something about him...
BTW, yay for tallywackers
bLooMiLiCioUs
oooook.............
hurray for the tallywhackers!!!they rank up there on my list with the tommyknockers!!
total metalhead
answers to your questions:
Jithra: Sam is on about tallywhackers
D: im a dick
Dogbert: Barf Heaven is what i now call Darth Revan
now.....back to tallywhackers
bLooMiLiCioUs
tallywhackers tallywackers woohoo!!
total metalhead
the tallywhacker thread rules all
bLooMiLiCioUs
it'll die soon
tomcattongue_ss
total metalhead
stop trying to ruin my tallwhacking good thread
bLooMiLiCioUs
then think of a gd reason for it to live
DeNiro
Gathering my knowledge from the movie "Porkey's," The term "tallywhacker" is a slang expression for the penis. So thats why this thread scares me Sam....
bLooMiLiCioUs
WHAT??!!!!
i'm outta here eek
Dogbert
People didn't know what a tallywacker was...
DeNiro
O you knew that before I posted it.
total metalhead
Dr D has cracked the case...i prefer it when your a meathead
still it deserves to live because........Irene and Furryman ruined my other stupid thread
bLooMiLiCioUs
keywords.."stupid thread"
total metalhead
of course
DeNiro
The meathead will return once I have had a good night sleep.
total metalhead
its aaaaaaaaall good
DeNiro
Shit my pops gone. Ill give ne one my friendship for life if they take a plane trip out to chicago come to my city go to my fridge and get me a friggin pop.
§pearhead
you that kruffing desprate, d? sry, man...
Sir Bob III
tallywacker means penis
...
i am so in here
DeNiro
We already have established what Tallywhacker means.
And Spearhead If u were at my house right now and i was in the kitchen sitting down and u were in the living room I would still yell for u to come quick and then ask for a pop once u got to the kitchen thats how DeNiro is in real life very very lazy
Sir Bob III
i know i read what you posted
§pearhead
ah...
nothin wrong with being lazy
bobcrickett
So...this is a thread about dicks?
Nice...
bobcrickett
Wow, another girl with Bob as a username!
§pearhead
odd, in't it?
bLooMiLiCioUs
spongeBOB!
DeNiro
Why im I still in here i said i was leaving why havent i left thats it im gone *FLASH*
§pearhead
yay. d...is gone?
Sir Bob III
stay and i will give you a cookie
Dogbert
Tallywackers are fun
Sir Bob III
very fun
§pearhead
that has a few meanings...
Sir Bob III
heehee your chained boy
§pearhead
well im going in about 10 minutes so enjoy it while you can
Sir Bob III
if i enjoy it to much i could face my father ever again
§pearhead
o...k...
Sir Bob III
im leaving in 10 min too
total nettlehead
tallywhacker
total nettlehead
dying is not permitted in the tallywhacker thread
Twin B!tch 1
Tallywhackers!!!
burlyman
You changed your name http://www.ebslive.com/forums/images/smilies/celebrate.gif
Twin B!tch 1
don't worry, i edited it nettlehead
TALLYWHACKERS!!
total nettlehead
total nettlehead http://www.ebslive.com/forums/images/smilies/celebrate.gif http://www.ebslive.com/forums/images/smilies/celebrate.gif http://www.ebslive.com/forums/images/smilies/celebrate.gif
burlyman
http://www.ebslive.com/forums/images/smilies/celebrate.gif http://www.ebslive.com/forums/images/smilies/celebrate.gif Furryman http://www.ebslive.com/forums/images/smilies/celebrate.gif http://www.ebslive.com/forums/images/smilies/celebrate.gif
total nettlehead
http://www.ebslive.com/forums/images/smilies/tut.gif
stroke-him-and-hear-him-purr-yman http://www.ebslive.com/forums/images/smilies/celebrate.gif
Twin B!tch 1
Too many wierd smilies
total nettlehead
http://www.ebslive.com/forums/images/smilies/tut.gif dont hate the weird smilies
CaPtaInCLaUdiA
what are tallywhackers? are they penises?
total nettlehead
they can be anything you want them to be
CaPtaInCLaUdiA
really! ooooooo! how exciting!
so can they be sheep?
total nettlehead
yep. magic sheep. http://www.ebslive.com/forums/images/smilies/rollingbaby.gif
CaPtaInCLaUdiA
ooooooooo!!!!!!
thats cool!!
A magic sheep penis !
total nettlehead
you said it
CaPtaInCLaUdiA
if i put a tallywhacker in my no-no will this be the result>baby
total nettlehead
possibly
CaPtaInCLaUdiA
oh..i'd rather not then.
total nettlehead
im glad
total nettlehead
http://www.ebslive.com/forums/images/smilies/hug.gif
total nettlehead
why was this all the way back on page 3???
The Force
My x named my tallywhacker Big Johnny
total nettlehead
i guess she must have never got a proper look at it then
http://www.ebslive.com/forums/images/smilies/celebrate.gif
Twin B!tch 1
that smiley is just.....
total nettlehead
i prefer this one http://www.ebslive.com/forums/images/smilies/tut.gif
The Force
no, she had alot of looks
total nettlehead
stop corrupting my innocent mind
total nettlehead
Barf Heaven.
The Force
Huge Womenbaiters
total nettlehead
this needs to be bumped
Sir Bob III
tallywackers
total nettlehead
its back
crazy_c
machine!
silver_tears
LET'S HEAR IT FOR TALLYWACKERS!!!
clap clap clap clap clap clap clap
by the way is it just me or does that sound naughty
crazy_c
its not just you
ooooer
total nettlehead
yes yes. let us hear it for the T-A-L-L-Y-W-H-A-C-K-E-R-S
total nettlehead
sometimes its the simple things in life that bring joy. simple things like tallywhackers.
§pearhead
Tallywhacker!
Dogbert
Yay. Tallywhackers!
total nettlehead
yay yay yay. yay.
yay.
total nettlehead
no sneaking allowed in this thread young lady. the tallywhacker rules all
total nettlehead
say Tallywhacker
total nettlehead
live the tallywhacker kor...live the tallywhacker...
total nettlehead
shes beginning to believe!!! she is The One Tallywhacker pray
total nettlehead
The One. you may have spent the last few years looking for my tallywhacker thread, but i have spent my whole life, looking for you. you are The One Tallywhacker
Korri
ok i will free my mind to the Tallywhacker
total nettlehead
you are learning quickly, Koreo. yes, free your mind and become one with the Tallywhacker.
Korri
Koreo? im not liking that so far of to a bad start
total nettlehead
ok...how about Korpheus?
Korri
no thats not my bag baby
total nettlehead
damn...for a superior being you sure are hard to please.
how about...Korinity?
Korri
deffinatley not
total nettlehead
Koritch?
Korpok?
Korouse?
Korypher?
Korsephene?
Korlink?
Korank?
Korozer?
Korhost?
Korobe?
help me out here!!!!
Korri
i dont like any of those
total nettlehead
wait wait i got it!!!
Korri
hows that?
Korri
no i prefer my title name
total nettlehead
Neo's Angel? are you sure?
total nettlehead
...and what does that represent?
Gravity Kills
And no one thought this thread would last.
total nettlehead
yep
shows what they know.
bLooMiLiCioUs
i'm the one to revive it,remember everyone!!
total metalhead
good bumping Jithmeister
bLooMiLiCioUs
yyyooooouuuu know it!!!
lil_ms_nonblond
-blonde moment- huh.
total metalhead
i second the above post
Korri
it is i, Neo's Angel of the Tallywhacker
total metalhead
the One herself pray
Korri
yes me...me me me
BarmyBrummie
tallywhacker!!
Korri
i am the one Tallywhacker
total metalhead
me too
Korri
yes
crazy_c
COWS?
crazy_c
oh.
PIGGIES?
total metalhead
but getting closer
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