The Tallywhacker Thread

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total metalhead
this thread is dedicated to that most beautiful of gods creations: the tallywhacker.

enjoy cool

§pearhead
yay. smile

what?

Veralidaine
laughing out loud........funnyness.....

bLooMiLiCioUs
blinkblink

Darth Revan
Happy Dance Happy Dance Happy Dance

bLooMiLiCioUs
..................does someone care to translate?

total metalhead
thumb up Barf Heaven's got the idea.

§pearhead
bloomi, just play along...

drunk yay for tallywhackers!

bLooMiLiCioUs
he does??

Kevin,tell me.......
what on earth is Sam on abt?blink

DeNiro
Sam whats with all the goofy threads ur doing what 113 does stick out tongue

Dogbert
Ok, Who the bloody hell is Barf Heaven? TM always says something about him... confused

BTW, yay for tallywackers

bLooMiLiCioUs
oooook.............


hurray for the tallywhackers!!!they rank up there on my list with the tommyknockers!!raversmart

total metalhead
answers to your questions:

Jithra: Sam is on about tallywhackers

D: im a dick

Dogbert: Barf Heaven is what i now call Darth Revan


now.....back to tallywhackers Happy Dance

bLooMiLiCioUs
tallywhackers tallywackers woohoo!!Happy DanceHappy Dance

total metalhead
the tallywhacker thread rules all raver

bLooMiLiCioUs
it'll die soon
tomcattongue_ss

total metalhead
NO

DeNiro
yes

total metalhead
stop trying to ruin my tallwhacking good thread

bLooMiLiCioUs
then think of a gd reason for it to liveeek!

DeNiro
Gathering my knowledge from the movie "Porkey's," The term "tallywhacker" is a slang expression for the penis. So thats why this thread scares me Sam....

bLooMiLiCioUs
WHAT??!!!!
i'm outta here eek

Dogbert
People didn't know what a tallywacker was... messed

DeNiro
O you knew that before I posted it. stick out tongue

total metalhead
sad Dr D has cracked the case...i prefer it when your a meathead

still it deserves to live because........Irene and Furryman ruined my other stupid thread yes

bLooMiLiCioUs
keywords.."stupid thread" yeslaughing out loud

total metalhead
of course yes

DeNiro
The meathead will return once I have had a good night sleep.

bLooMiLiCioUs
laughing meatheads and stupid threadsyeseek!

total metalhead
thumb up its aaaaaaaaall good raver

DeNiro
Shit my pops gone. Ill give ne one my friendship for life if they take a plane trip out to chicago come to my city go to my fridge and get me a friggin pop.

bLooMiLiCioUs
eek!eek!eek!

shifty
i wonder when the next plane leaves......

§pearhead
you that kruffing desprate, d? sry, man...

Sir Bob III
tallywacker means penis


...


i am so in here

DeNiro
We already have established what Tallywhacker means.

And Spearhead If u were at my house right now and i was in the kitchen sitting down and u were in the living room I would still yell for u to come quick and then ask for a pop once u got to the kitchen thats how DeNiro is in real life very very lazy

Sir Bob III
i know i read what you posted

§pearhead
ah...thumb up nothin wrong with being lazy

bobcrickett
So...this is a thread about dicks?

Nice... roll eyes (sarcastic)

Sir Bob III
very

bobcrickett
Wow, another girl with Bob as a username! eek!

§pearhead
bunny odd, in't it?

bobcrickett
Very!

bLooMiLiCioUs
spongeBOB!eek!

DeNiro
Why im I still in here i said i was leaving why havent i left thats it im gone *FLASH*

§pearhead
yay. d...is gone?

Sir Bob III
stay and i will give you a cookie

Dogbert
Tallywackers are fun Happy Dance

Sir Bob III
very fun big grin

§pearhead
that has a few meanings...

Sir Bob III
heehee your chained boy

§pearhead
well im going in about 10 minutes so enjoy it while you can

Sir Bob III
if i enjoy it to much i could face my father ever again wink

§pearhead
o...k...confused

Sir Bob III
im leaving in 10 min too

total nettlehead
cool tallywhacker smokin'

total nettlehead
dying is not permitted in the tallywhacker thread raver

Twin B!tch 1
Tallywhackers!!! rock

total nettlehead
yes

no how could you spell tallywhacker wrong in the tallywhacker thread??? sad sad sad

burlyman
laughing out loud You changed your name http://www.ebslive.com/forums/images/smilies/celebrate.gif

Twin B!tch 1
don't worry, i edited it nettlehead big grin TALLYWHACKERS!!

total nettlehead
total nettlehead http://www.ebslive.com/forums/images/smilies/celebrate.gif http://www.ebslive.com/forums/images/smilies/celebrate.gif http://www.ebslive.com/forums/images/smilies/celebrate.gif

burlyman
http://www.ebslive.com/forums/images/smilies/celebrate.gif http://www.ebslive.com/forums/images/smilies/celebrate.gif Furryman http://www.ebslive.com/forums/images/smilies/celebrate.gif http://www.ebslive.com/forums/images/smilies/celebrate.gif

total nettlehead
http://www.ebslive.com/forums/images/smilies/tut.gif

stroke-him-and-hear-him-purr-yman http://www.ebslive.com/forums/images/smilies/celebrate.gif

Twin B!tch 1
Too many wierd smilies wacko

total nettlehead
http://www.ebslive.com/forums/images/smilies/tut.gif dont hate the weird smilies

CaPtaInCLaUdiA
what are tallywhackers? are they penises?

total nettlehead
they can be anything you want them to be yes

CaPtaInCLaUdiA
really! ooooooo! how exciting! happy

so can they be sheep?geek

Sir Bob III
yes

total nettlehead
yep. magic sheep. http://www.ebslive.com/forums/images/smilies/rollingbaby.gif

CaPtaInCLaUdiA
ooooooooo!!!!!!

thats cool!!

A magic sheep penis !

total nettlehead
yes you said it

CaPtaInCLaUdiA
if i put a tallywhacker in my no-no will this be the result>baby

total nettlehead
possibly yes

CaPtaInCLaUdiA
oh..i'd rather not then.

total nettlehead
thumb up im glad

Twin B!tch 1
laughing out loud

total nettlehead
http://www.ebslive.com/forums/images/smilies/hug.gif

total nettlehead
erm why was this all the way back on page 3???

The Force
My x named my tallywhacker Big Johnny big grin wink

total nettlehead
i guess she must have never got a proper look at it then wink http://www.ebslive.com/forums/images/smilies/celebrate.gif

Twin B!tch 1
laughing out loud that smiley is just.....laughing out loud

total nettlehead
i prefer this one http://www.ebslive.com/forums/images/smilies/tut.gif

The Force
no, she had alot of looks wink

total nettlehead
embarrasment stop corrupting my innocent mind

Twin B!tch 1
Tallywhacker

total nettlehead
Barf Heaven.

The Force
Huge Womenbaiters wink

total nettlehead
this needs to be bumped raver

Sir Bob III
tallywackers big grin

total nettlehead
yes

Sir Bob III
lol

total nettlehead
its back cool

crazy_c
Happy Dance machine!

silver_tears
LET'S HEAR IT FOR TALLYWACKERS!!!

clap clap clap clap clap clap clap

by the way is it just me or does that sound naughty confused

crazy_c
its not just you huh ooooer

total nettlehead
yes yes. let us hear it for the T-A-L-L-Y-W-H-A-C-K-E-R-S cool

total nettlehead
cool

sometimes its the simple things in life that bring joy. simple things like tallywhackers.

cool

§pearhead
Tallywhacker! Happy Dance raver

Dogbert
Yay. Tallywhackers!

total nettlehead
yay yay yay. yay.


yay.

Dregh
Tallywhackers!

total nettlehead
dj

total nettlehead
cool

Korri
ninja

total nettlehead
no sneaking allowed in this thread young lady. the tallywhacker rules all raver

Korri
say what?

total nettlehead
say Tallywhacker cool

Korri
Tallywhacker i see

total nettlehead
yes live the tallywhacker kor...live the tallywhacker...

Korri
ok i believe

total nettlehead
eek! shes beginning to believe!!! she is The One Tallywhacker pray

Korri
The One?

total nettlehead
yes The One. you may have spent the last few years looking for my tallywhacker thread, but i have spent my whole life, looking for you. you are The One Tallywhacker cool

Korri
ok i will free my mind to the Tallywhacker

total nettlehead
yes you are learning quickly, Koreo. yes, free your mind and become one with the Tallywhacker.

Korri
Koreo? im not liking that so far of to a bad start

total nettlehead
sad ok...how about Korpheus?

Korri
no thats not my bag baby

total nettlehead
damn...for a superior being you sure are hard to please.

how about...Korinity?

Korri
deffinatley not mad

total nettlehead
Koritch?
Korpok?
Korouse?
Korypher?
Korsephene?
Korlink?
Korank?
Korozer?
Korhost?
Korobe?

help me out here!!!!

Korri
i dont like any of those

total nettlehead
wait wait i got it!!!

Korri

hows that?

Korri
no i prefer my title name

total nettlehead
Neo's Angel? are you sure?

Korri
+

total nettlehead
...and what does that represent?

Gravity Kills
And no one thought this thread would last.

total nettlehead
yep big grin shows what they know.

bLooMiLiCioUs
shifty
i'm the one to revive it,remember everyone!!raver

total metalhead
cool good bumping Jithmeister thumb up

bLooMiLiCioUs
yyyooooouuuu know it!!!raver

lil_ms_nonblond
-blonde moment- huh.

bLooMiLiCioUs
woohoo for da tallywackers!!!Happy DanceHappy Danceraver

total metalhead
i second the above post cool

Korri
it is i, Neo's Angel of the Tallywhacker

total metalhead
eek! the One herself pray

Korri
yes that is i

total metalhead
cool

Korri
yes me...me me me raver

BarmyBrummie
tallywhacker!!

Korri
i am the one Tallywhacker raver

total metalhead
me too raver

Korri
raver yes

total metalhead
smokin'

crazy_c
COWS? eek!

total metalhead
no

crazy_c
oh. sad PIGGIES? eek!

total metalhead
no but getting closer

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