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Pick a superhero.
Now think, would u have taken the same path as them had u been bestowed with their powers???This is about how/why they became heroes.

As for me,i pick Batman.
It's very,very difficult to say what I would have done.But I don't think I'd have had the zeal or determination to become what Bruce became.The pain might have been worse for me.The pain of the loss.

If I was in Bruces place I probably would have paid someone to find and kill the people responsible very slowly and painfully (Making sure they know why it is happing to them).... Maybe I might not have them killed but tortured for a week or two on the anneversery of the death of my parents, and let them know that this will happen every year until they die or I have had enough revenge.

Then I would just try and enjoy the rest of my life, not go out and risk my life....(Just not in my character)

Spider-Man

I would have ended up just trying to make money with it. Create the "Spidey Circus" and go around the world doing quadruple flips and then land in my own net that I'd create in the air. It'd be an awesome show. $30 for general admission. Kids free on the weekends.

...Popcorn is extra

She-Venom. I would have hunted down Brad Pitt, Johnny Depp, Seth Green, all the yummies, and had my way with them...

Thats disgusting: Seth Green isn't a "yummie" - Seth Green is a dwarf - he's the same height as mini-me.

hahahaha

i would be Cyclops just to bang Jean Grey whenever i wanted.

Well, seeing is how you're a guy--your opinion on men is neither desired nor appreciated, yet still welcome by us--the women. There's alot of estrogen on this forum right now, buddy, and you shouldn't go messing with the mercurial might that is woman, damnit!
You are forgiven this one, by the grace that is given me...next time I shall not be so kind.

And Mane--I think that would be misuse of power, don't you? Sure, the sex would be nice, but you don't want that to be your claim to fame, I'm sure.

well, i think the sex would be nice enough to make up for my lousy claim to fame. after all, she is Jean Grey

be venom go and slaughter each and every being who come in my way.


or ironman and bomb afghanistan each and every day for 365 day every minuit and every second of breath i take. or take over the world

Mane--fair enough.

Ironman--"YOU HAVE OUR PERMISSION TO ASSUME CONTROL OF THE WORLD. WE DON'T WANT IT, ANYWAY. IT'S DAMAGED GOODS."

Hey look, i didnt think they existed. Someone who thinks everyone in Afghanistan is a scum, terrorist shit bag. And u know why he thinks this? Because of one or two people who r, fukin retarded.No seriously great idea springs to mind, lets go drop some nukes on Afghanistan, HECK all middle eastern countrys!! I mean saddam, bin laden and those other cream cakes do represent millions of people

Was that last sentence sarcasm?

You're very scary.

if i was super powered, not strong enuff to kill with a mere touch but strong enuff to do major damage if i put my mind to it, maybe like Ghost Rider(5 tons), i would go straight to pro sports man! forget fighting crime, and bringing bad guys to justice send me to football, or baseball field and i'll be happy, or better yet send me to a boxing ring. i would be the best ever!

Green Lantern's powers?

I'd be noble, great, and honest, RIGHT UP to the point where I recieve the ring. Then I'd manifest a "powerful people killer" and wipe out anybody that has even the slightest amount of power, and become the President of the Universe. I'd keep Superman alive, and when he comes to save the day, I create some Kryptonite and have my brainwashed lackeys (Michael Jackson, Gene Simmons and Jemma Jameson) shove the Kryptonite up his ass. Then I'd send Busted, McFly, and Avril Lavigne into space and watch them choke.

Spider-Man's powers?

Now, this is cool, because I'd actually feel like fighting crime. I'd just web sling all day, every day. I'd be very much like Peter in this respect - with me being a little bit more selfish, because Pete's just TOO nice. I mean, would you let ANYBODY push you around when you can throw them fifty feet in the air, catch them before they go splat and they stagger away shaking in fear?

Batman?

There's no way in hell I'd not act like an ass if I had the freakin Batmobile. I'd wager on street races, win them, earn more money, and in my castle made of solid gold, I'd have a swimming pool (made from gold coins) and swim in it like Scrooge McDuck. I'd also buy the most advanced sniper rifle in the world and scare people sh*tless by just hoverring the laser sight over them from my bedroom window. Most really attractive women are gold diggers anyway so I'll be sorted there.

What about the gals who liked you before you "made" your millions? You'd annihilate them, too, I suppose. Cold-hearted, but honest. How refreshing.

Honestly. I would probably use my powers to create a fortune. Or at least try. Invest my fortune in a number of things, run for president, start a record label, take over all TV stations, and run nothing but white noise every couple of months so people had to go and find other avenues of entertainment (thus driving up comics sales, and saving Alpha Flight!). Write a couple books I guess, just because I have enough power to force them onto people. Buy microsoft. Conquer the world if I got bored. But I'd still frequent the KMC boards. But if people disagreed with me in a vs. thread, I'd track them down with my satelite network and drop buckets of rancid fish heads on them using my private airplane fleet.

Good answer. And worthy of you. But a fairly elaborate plot just to save Alpha Flight, don't you think--you could just vaporize the entire Marvel staff and replace them with us...that could work, too.

With my charm, I'd be a natural choice to head the Human Resources Dept. You know, slit the throats of the corrupt and the weak, that sort of thing-- to improve employee morale.

ehhhh.... what is to stop the other Hero's from kicking your ass as soon as you do all these stupid things. You are not the only one with power and if you start behaving badly with the GL ring the guardians will just send the whole GL courp after you and then you are in trouble.

ironman, be a man and join the army. (if you haven't already)! all this talk of bombing people for 365 day's a year is about as dumb as a bag of rocks.

leonard, you my man should do stand up comedy. that's some funny shit you've posted. keep it coming.

LOL they could just turn off his rings power while he is off flying or something.

Do they have a stand-up comedy division in the Armed Forces?

good question. post a thread and let's start a discussion.

Nice to know not everyone on this forum thinks like an idiot. i'm an american and proud, vey proud to be from a democratic country but when i hear/read shit like killing people for killing sake, it makes me wonder what's the ****ing point. grow up.

It's more of a democratic-republic. We elect the officials who ultimately decide, hopefully they decide as we, the people that elected them would, but it is not us who cast the votes that change our country. It's worked for awhile, but eventually every empire crumbles. I think we may be seeing the first act of that decay now, we, or our government has grown too decadent and righteous. It may, and will take awhile for the full wave of entropy to surround and claim us but I firmly believe it is starting nonetheless.

I know GL's power ring was discussed, but what about Dr. Spectrum's crystal? It bends anything to the whim of the wielder. In Supreme Power, we see the president looking through it, a stray thought about his secretary gives him a vision of her in stripper/bondage gear. Would you have the will to control it or would you succumb and let it control you?

punisher: Kill every villin in the city!!!!!!!

Ghost rider: ride around on a demonic motorcycle and tramitize villins souls

I think we'd be wise to leave politics and foreign policy aside for this discussion...we're liable to open a big, yucky can o' worms here.

Thanks to Scarlet Spider and Snakehead for daring to stray back to the topic at hand...

Maybe I would be plastic man(or Reed Richards) and get into the porn industry, and elonagate myself where it really counts. have all sorts of females fawning over my legend. AINT THAT RIGHT babysymbiote?

franlkin richards, abilty to warp reality, no question, would get rid of all the evil in the world, then get anythig i want.

professor x(without the wheelchair) u can do anything u put your mind to. piss off people by takin their ideas, making bank manager give you as much money as you want.

cyclops, first of all get rid of wolverine for pissin me off all these years, then actually show people i'm as useful an x-man as any.

I'd be Iron Man and be a modern knight in shining armor.

Why must I be subject to this attrition (erosion) of my soul? God, I'll tell ya, sometimes, I detest being a woman...
I suppose size does matter, since you brought it up. But you guys don't seem to be anywhere near as particular. A warm body's good enough for most of y'all.
And, by the way, you likely wouldn't even know what to do with a woman like me, and I like a guy that's not afraid to be told what to do--or to tell me.

for the last time! its BADsymbiote ya cockgobbler! is it that hard to read her name???

Ooh, look at that. Your new signature looks like it's gonna throttle the life out of people who misspell my name. Me likey. Very sexy. Protecting the Lethal Protector. Nice.

To get rid of all evil in the world you first have to get rid of all the humans (since evil is resides in all humans), then you would have to kill yourself (after all killing a whole planet of humans is pretty evil) hang

i'd be like to be thor or supes but have to admit that daredevil would be cool as he overcame his disability to finish top of his class at uni. his perserverance is an example to us all.

If I was spawn geeze the fun I'd have- he's pretty darn powerful, and he doesent have to worry about his conciounce, its not like he's gonna pay for his sins when he's dead. been there, done that. For a start I'd take out busted and McFly, as someone else mentioned earlier, But I'd let Avril live for obvious reasons. And if anyone out theres thinking its because of her music, they should be shot on sight.

I'd have Rogue's ability--then I could steal any powers I wanted, but unfortunately, I'd also have those people swimming around in my head all the time. Still, it would be a small price to pay.

BUT...no sex for the rest of your life that would suck.

i betcha i could pull a few tricks out of my sleeve! OW! droolio

You cant just make a blank statement like that, you have to give me a specific reason why you think i wouldnt be able to handle that ass. when i think about it, that's the type of stuff middle aged women always tell me. PLEASE dont tell me that you're a middle aged woman, cuz if you are that'll just make me want you even more.

with your soft, freckled skin, and those veracose veins popping out of your legs...........and that iguana lizard thing under your neck....mmmmmmmmmmmmm.

*Eyes roll back in head as left hand doesnt know what right hand is doing"

PS. my bad on the misspelling of your name

youre a fukass.

topic guys

sorry

WHATS YOUR DEAL DUDE? YOU'RE ACTING LIKE YOU'RE HER F*CKING TAMPON STRING OR SOMETHING!!

LIGHTEN THE F*CK UP MAN!

Ugggh, Manjaro.
No-one was interested before. Now we're all repulsed. Please, ask your big brother to give you some tips on the "smooth talkin'"- ASAP!
And since when does anyone have to "give a specific reason" for rejecting some-one? It's called "different tastes," man.

really? i wasn't aware that tampon strings called people fukasses

be nice guys..... or I'll shut this down

my bad. just went a little too far

S'OK. S'alright.

Not true--I'd just have to find a man that project a magnetic shield. See? I've done my homework...
Rogue and Magento actually had a son in or after the age of Apocalypse--they even got married. I hadn't thought about those comics for a long time. She also sported an up-dated suit and a new haircut...Magneto had long hair, with small braids, if I remember right.

you're right badsymbiote

It's been a while since I read X-Men stuff, like I said before, but it's all still in my "database".
My God, all that fuss over me? Not cool. Now you're all behaving just like every other man I encounter.
And Manjaro, fyi--I am 31, a self-described comic book geek, and undeniably confident and sexy.

Back to topic.

If I were Rogue, for example, I may opt to put you guys straight into a coma or even kill you for speaking to my friend Red like that. Don't do it again.

Incredibly sexy. Not too many women like that left.

nuh uh! im not :sad: .....or maybe i am

and i did not dis Red!

waaaaaaaa cry

Of course I didn't mean to hurt your feelings, Mane. Sorry. I didn't say YOU specifically...I said you guys...And I know you weren't saying anything derogatory about my girl friend...

Can we please just get back on the subject? I don't need any attention. I get plenty on my own, so let's just move on...

boxed

ouch, i suppose you right though, be colossus then, super strength with good heart.

strangley i feel like i owe you an apology, so here goes..........Im sorry, and i wasnt questioning your confidence or your esteem. in my own gut wrenching way i was paying you a compliment.

you accept?(does cute little kitten face thing like in shek 2)

Actualy, thinking about it a bit more - I'd never actually adevrtise my powers.

I'd just use them, and disguise them. For instance, if I was Spider-Man, I'd enter in the Olympics and become famous, winning Gold Medals everywhere, and getting advertising deals with Shredded Wheat.

"Shredded Wheat provides all the calcium and nourishment that my radioactive spider blood needs"

iceman i would try to devolop my power and get as good as i good than i would leave the mansion and try to make money with my power some how like bank robbin or something or maybe work for the govt in some way

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Of course. And thank you, but don't apologize for having an opinion
(Frankly, I'm semi-impressed by all the chivalry on here lately).

horsechivalry

Well, now I know not to expect any gallantry from you...not that I need it, mind you.
I do hope that you at least find the decency within yourself to open a door for a lady. Aside from that, women my age expect nothing from you neanderthals...except taking out the trash and mowing the lawn, that is.

if i had increased strength and everything... id probably join sports for a while, make a fortune... but id eventually get bored from the lack of challenges. then id just live a normal life and use my strength for everyday purposes. i might become sort of a super hero, like saving other people whom i see in danger, but there ain't no way im gonna go out every night looking out for crime.

Maybe the most likely and realistic possibility I've seen on here yet.

Trust me, nothing's more likely and realistic than super-powered me having my way with Pitt, Depp, and Green....

God, I love that gal...

So review my darn story... my horoscope this week in the Onion says that for the first time, I will encounter a problem that can not be handled with my trusty meat cleaver- but that's what big wooden mallets are for! So darn it, send me my constructive criticism! Puh-leeeze?
By the way- all 3 at once! When you're a symbiote, you don't tire easy- maybe never!

Whoa- that came out sounding really nasty. Sorry. Sounds a lot wilder than what I was envisioning.

actually that sounds really sexy...

AND right. You have waited patiently and I owe you the courtesy of finishing what I've started--but no one has ever asked me to review their work like that before, and I don't take the responsibility of committing to you lightly. I just want to be able to give it my full attention for as long as it takes.
You don't want me to half-ass it, do you? You deserve better than that. I hope that will be a sufficient apology, Red. I will get to it, but I have alot of requests to deal with, and I save the best of myself for the ones I like most. You will be getting my "A" game, sister. But, if you want to slice me to ribbons right now, I can hardly blame you.

i was jus joking

With a big wooden mallet? Even I couldn't do that.
Sorry, having superpowers is corrupting me... Huh- who woulda thought?

tnx badsymbiote. and btw, i haven't been in here awhile, what's with all the attention thrown your way? not that you don't deserve the attention, just that i read a couple of curious comments earlier in the thread.

LOL, omg!

Oh, God, who knows? I have no idea. And every day I get sort of "fan mail" from people who read my posts and see my scans but decide not to join the forum but still feel compelled to write to me. I got 3 today, in fact. Lots of requests. But I figure we all get a certain amount of that.

Glad you're here and I hope we didn't lose you, I realize it's summer and you may be are on vacation, or maybe you just got tired of this stuff. It does drain you a bit after a while, huh? Mainly the same stuff, the same questions, over and over...

yeppers.

nope, its not summer here. im from the philippines, summer here is from march-may. i've just been very busy lately.... and yah i sometimes kinda get tired of giving off the same arguments for the same questions from time to time... im not as enthusiastic as i used to be... but there are still a few good threads worth posting in on. i noticed a lot of other guys haven't been here for a while to. what happened to gregory, never, venomfan and the others?

I don't know about Never, but gregory's active on one of the threads right now--I just saw his name, and VENOMfan has moved back to my town and is going to be off-line for probably a while yet...he and I check in with each other every few weeks or so...lots of people are off doing their own thangs right now.

ive seen a lot of people talk bout how theyd help people or live their lives, but whats the odds a few people can become corrupted with their powers, its very easy.