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I got this awsome new computer, its a flatscreen and it has a dvd burner and stuff....
now how do I? .......... work this thing????

Well just do what i do. Mess around untill it does something

you take a hammer and hit the screen, it should turn on

^Now that is a good idea!

Try that!!

press the big red button that reads "self implode"

hey i have that button on my head!!

Throw it out your window and then see if anything happens.

Press the red button

me
my head will self-implode, o well, some people would like that

umm ok lets see

::: SMASH!!:::

ahh sparks in my eyes
OH GOD MY EYES!

just pore some gasoline on those eyes, then put your face over your stove works for me!

nope didn't work

any other bright ideas

thumbtacks, i saw it on tv! you just poke some thumbtacks through your eyes, should do good

shoot your foot....jj

crapholio my eyes are no longer green

now they are just little pools of fire on my face

this thread is more like "How do die a painfull death"

One word: Magnet

dosent that mess up your screen, it did for my tv

yeah......but that is also fun

shhhh.....don't tell!!!!!!!

turn on your modemn turnin a lighting storm

are you serious great now im curious

oh like im that dumb ::ZZZZAAAACT!!::

magnets make the comp screen all wierd. I only do it for a second. If I get an old monitor, I'll keep it there

There's something u must never do. I forgot what it was. Guess u'll find out the hard way, lol.

Pushing buttons at random is fun
lamo

oh great
nice to know that my comp is gonna kick me in the face

jsut get high, then when you get kicked, you wont feel a thing!

wut kinda pc is it? and if its a flatscreen, magnets shouldnt do any damage to the screen as far as i know