My Friend
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TheMuffinMan
My friend got hit by a car a little while back, and he was supposed to get $1200 out of it but he only got 500 and his mom took 700, I find that pretty cheap, because he is the one that got hit by the car.What are your thoughts??
HockeyHorror
HOW did he get hit?
Darth Revan
well I say sue the b!tch.
TheMuffinMan
he was cossing the street in front of his house and the car hit him, he rolled over the damn thing.
PrefectRonnykin
i second
PrefectRonnykin
cry sounds painful
Dogbert
Don't forget to look both ways before crossing the street!
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Your friend should have had that in mind.
TheMuffinMan
Surprisingly hey says the only part that really hurt was landing on his A$$
TheMuffinMan
Hey I ain't his momma
PrefectRonnykin
ouch i hate landing on my ass its not that big
PrefectRonnykin
you arn't his momma
Dogbert
Let's not jump to conclusions..........
Mr Zero
Since you asked...
His mother should have taken it all and spent it on heroin and male prostitutes to get over the pain of raising such a moron.
TheMuffinMan
Cause if I was I would has 700 dollars
Dogbert
You would "has" 700 dollars..... riiiiiight....
SlipknoT
my dad got hit by a car and he got $39,000
TheMuffinMan
I should let myself get hit by a car and see where things go from there, Maybe I'll die or maybe i'll get money..................... Screw it i'm to lazy
PrefectRonnykin
mmmmmm walking out infront of a car
*gets up from chair*
TheMuffinMan
Actually i was literally 1 foot away from being hit by an 18 wheeler
PrefectRonnykin
niceeee
Dogbert
That a shame to hear...
TheMuffinMan
Dude what the hell is your problem
RaventheOnly
Your family would have been rich
and you would have got a shiny bucket
TheMuffinMan
All I know is i would have got a sucky ass funeral
TheMuffinMan
Reall y what did I do, Seriously i'm intrested
RaventheOnly
But a shiny bucket
for youself *literally*
TheMuffinMan
And if I survived would I stiil get my bucket??
Dogbert
I just signed on to KMC and decided that I didn't like you. I looked at the "Currently Active Members" list and picked you out of teh list. And now you suffer the consequences.
RaventheOnly
cry no cry unless they had to scoop parts that fell off into it
TheMuffinMan
Ok whatever have fun with that
Dogbert
I am... but it dosn't seem like you are? What the matter muffin boi?
TheMuffinMan
Well, glad to know that people care about me
RaventheOnly
No worries i'm just playin around
TheMuffinMan
nothing i'm fine, and you??
TheMuffinMan
don't worry I know you are
Dogbert
Like you care
TheMuffinMan
I do, I'm actually a good guy
Dogbert
Right, well, I won't be letting up on you. One mistake and you will get *fpt, fpt, fpt* CLIPPED!
TheMuffinMan
thats a funny show
TheMuffinMan
The ASSistant right??
Dogbert
Yea, and it looks like you put the "ass" in "assistant" in caps, due to the fact that is what you are. Finally starting to get it...
Dogbert
Thanks. Means a lot coming from an "ASS" like you </sarcasm>
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