well I couldnt figure out where to put this and since this is the OTF I'll stick it in here.......
GOOD
Madison, WI policeman had a perfect spot to watch for
speeders, but wasn't getting many Then he discovered
the problem - a 12-year-old boy was standing up the
road with a hand painted sign, which read "RADAR
TRAP AHEAD". The officer also found the boy had an
accomplice who was a bit further down the road with a
sign reading "TIPS" and a bucket full of money. (And
we used to just sell lemonade!)
BETTER
A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding
through an automated radar post in La Crosse, WI. A
$40 speeding ticket was included. Being cute, he sent
the police department a picture of $40. The police
responded with another mailed photo of handcuffs.
BEST
A young woman was pulled over for speeding. As
Wisconsin State Trooper Officer walked to her car
window, flipping open his ticket book, she said,
"I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the State
Troopers Ball." "He replied, "Wisconsin State Troopers
don't have balls." There was a moment of silence. He
then closed his book, got back in his patrol car and
left.
