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This is a test to see just how clever you are. Try to figure them out.

1. How many birthdays does a 68-year old man have?
2. If there were 5 apples, and you took 3, how many apples do you have?
3. There are 9 birds on a string. You shoot 3 of them. How many birds are now on the string?
4. You are in a dark room with a lighter.
From all these items, which will you light first: candle, gas lamp, or cigarettes?
5. Why do you always find stuff in the last place you look?
6. In a race, you pass the second runner. On which place are you now?
7. What question you cannot answer "no" to?
8. A boy and a doctor went fishing. The boy is the doctor's son. The doctor is not the boy's father. Who is the doctor?
9. Name a domestic bird that cannot lay eggs.
10. Is it true that in Mexico a man can marry his widow?

1 67 ?
2 3
3 6?
4 cigarettes at least i know where they are (note: i don't smoke)
5 i'm asking mayself that question since ever.
6 1st
7 wh-question
8 doctor is a lady
9 male-hun i have no idea how it is called
10 how can anyone marry his ownwidow


if i answered wrong plz don't laugh at me. coz it means i didn't understand question not that i am stupid cry

Q#3 is phrased badly - you wouldnt get past shooting the 1st bird:

well, you answered 3 of them right.
Don't worry, lol

k (my bad), but you get the point

which ones?
now i have to find answer to all of them

68
3
0
none of the above the lighter is the first thing to light. Duh
because it is the first place where you lost it
second
What time is it? lol
the mother
a roster
false because in order for the man to marry a his widow he would have had to rise from the dead. therefore he cannot marry his widow

so how did i do

well? Waiting

those are old

am i good or what

hmmmm still no answer i must have done better than i thought

cry *feels stupid*

and I thought those "answers" are common knowledge

cry *feels even more stupid*

1-67
2- 5
3- 9
4- worded wrong, but the answer is the lighter
5-Why would you keep looking...
6-Second
7-What time is it? Where are we?
8- Doctor is the boys mother
9-Parrot?
10- Well if a dead man can say 'i do; i dont see why not ---No he cant, hes dead.

:EVIL:

but clovie, it are stupid questions, not stupid you

well iguess i was right on all but one

really? cry so it is not common knoledge?

to me it is, but I specialise in stupidity

hey dont be feeling stupid its not all that common i mean who thinks of this stuff

that was very suporrtive yearsie.


and really you want sth hard here ya go

try to answers these questions:

1 ile to jest dwa dodac dwa?
2 jak sie nzywa kobieta, ktora cie urodzila?
3 jesli sie urodziles dziesiec lat temu to ile masz lat


etc.
do you all see my point?















translation:
1. how much is 2+2
2. how do you call lady who gave birth to you
3. how old are you if you were born 10 years aog

1) 1
2)3
3)9
4)lighter
5) cuz you stop looking
6) 2nd
7) are you dead?
8)doctor is the kid's mom
9) there are no domesticated Birds
10) can't marry your widow, you be dead


Like Yerss said, common knowlage

1. da zou vier meute zin, ma de GB zegt vantijd is vuf
2. euf muder peisk, uf bedoelde vroetvrij?
3. ligt aan de verjeurdag ma da is tusse de neuge en de tien

1. you're right
2. i didn't know that
3. why should it depends on it?

always / which part / cause it's how you read it

Common maybe but you still didnt get them all right....

i've been guessing.
i understood only few words
what did you say ?

DON't!!!! Don't ask him that, please..... Trust me, you don't want to know!!!!

now i am EVEN more curious.

what?

what did you say in dutch????
(or some other language)

He's talking Dutch to you already?????? RUN, CLOVIE, RUN!!!!!!

why?

DON'T ASK, JUST RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNN!!!!

but i would prefer to know why first...

NO. There is no why! Run to the hills!

you sure queeq? don't you mean "run to the alter to marry me"?

*runs*













*comes back* but i see no point in that.

there is none, he's dutch apperently

No, I'd do anything for anyone to keep them safe from you.

even marriage huh

but i don't feel endagered by yerss

If need be.

Don't worry, C.... It's under control.

i'm only lost.

1. 68?
2. 3
3. When you shoot at the first bird, all the others will fly away.
4. I dont need to, i have a lighter
5. because you stop looking once you find them
6. second
7. are you alive?
8. the boy's mother?
9. ....a turkey?
10. No, because the husband would be dead for his wife to be a widow

That's great.

are you trying to hurt clovie here?

and now i;m even more lost

*offers map*

*takes map* *looks for the way home*

*drives up in Lamborghini*

Need a ride home, dear?

no, thanks
it is nearby

Can I walk you home?

okay, never read any other posts before i typed this so here i go...
1. just one... the same birthady he has every year...
2. i would have three because I took 3...
3. none... 3 have fallen and the rest flew off...
4. the lighter...
5. why would you keep looking if you already found it...
6. i would be the second runner...
7. no idea... "do you mind?"... maybe?
8. his mother...
9. dunno...
10. i don't think a man can marry his own self anywhere... legally...

Immense sig.... Can't you make that a tad smaller?

no need for that it is here, bye

Hmmmm...

is it really that immense? i'm trying to get a message across...

I think the message is that the sig's too big. Make it smaller please.

Nice - you're a little off on #10 & 7 is up for grabs - but otherwise I think prefect (given the flaws in the original ~3)

done... why do you have to be so nice?

i forgot to mention that it is impossible to marry when you're dead. my bad.

k, so i see that none of u got the 7th question rite. The question is "Can you hear me?", so how can u say 'no' to that?

by being deaf and lipreading.

Dude, you even if u can lipread, u still CANNOT hear the question. duh

Yes - you cannot hear the question - so your answer is "No"

Thinks first, type second. Duh yourself.

rite...

I could have answered those easily

1. Who cares, the guys almost dead.
2. Again, who cares. You don't need more than one apple, you greedy douche.
3. Wouldn't that be animal cruelty, tying birds to strings and shooting them? I have to try it.
4. Install a ****ing light switch you lazy *******.
5. Because, you're a moron, stop losing things.
6. Not in first, therefore, you're a loser.
7. What's you're IQ? How stupid are you?
8. Someone who kidnapped the boy, quick, call social services, a doctors going to play with the boys fishing pole.
9. I've got a bird for ya, right here.
10. Probably, everythings legal in Mexico.

k, guys. in case ur wondering, i got these from a site with jokes and sh**.
Backfire, nice answers

1. How many birthdays does a 68-year old man have?
2. If there were 5 apples, and you took 3, how many apples do you have?
3. There are 9 birds on a string. You shoot 3 of them. How many birds are now on the string?
4. You are in a dark room with a lighter.
From all these items, which will you light first: candle, gas lamp, or cigarettes?
5. Why do you always find stuff in the last place you look?
6. In a race, you pass the second runner. On which place are you now?
7. What question you cannot answer "no" to?
8. A boy and a doctor went fishing. The boy is the doctor's son. The doctor is not the boy's father. Who is the doctor?
9. Name a domestic bird that cannot lay eggs.
10. Is it true that in Mexico a man can marry his widow?

1. only one the day he was born.
2. 3
3.6 live 3 dead... so 9
4. does it matter.... candle pump cigs.
5.because you don't have to look anymore after you found it
6. 2nd
7. can you say no?
8.
9. a dead one?
10. of course you can marry any dead mans wife

lol. i guess that's a right answer. But the real one was a rooster(male chicken) .

lol. At question 8, i guess that's a right answer. But the real one was a rooster(male chicken) .

I DID warn you that I have an IQ of 148 earlier....

1). Very few left if he is 68.
2). 3 of course.
3). Still 9 as they are still on the string.
4). None of them..I would light the lighter first.
5). Because The stuff was not in any of the other places.
6). In front of the second runner.
7). How do you say the word "yes ?".
8). The boy's mother.
9). Any of the male varieties of domestic birds.
10). Nope...cause he is deid.

I dont know the ones I didnt answer

btw i havnt read anyone elses posts no2
1. i think 67?
2. you would have 3 apples.
3. uh, 9? depends wether the others fall off or not? no i change my mind (altho probly wrong) and make there 6 birds.
4. cant i lite the lighter first?
5. because its the last place you look ... your not gonna keep lookind after youve found what your looking for
6. second? or second last? i dunno
7. uuuum.....well if the answer was to make sence, it'd be "how are you today?"
8. oh ive heard this before.....uuuum.....is the answer the boys father? i cant remember
9. i dont know what domestic means
10. yes? i dont know!? wait hold on.....isnt a widow someone who's had a dead husban or something? so no.

1. One
2. Three
3. Nine
4. I dunno...the candle?
5. You don't look in any more places after you've found it
6. Second
7. I dunno...
8. The doctor is his mother
9. A rooster
10. No. He's dead.