Anything you wanna say thats NOT a lie about yourself

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Neo Baggins
well...

Neo Baggins
i'm very bad at sports...

Detroit_Byatch
ummm....i'm a bad person confused

sonofasaiyan
I'm not rich. no

Fearnix
I have a smalll penis

HockeyHorror
im planning to take over KMC sad srry everyone sad

no expression

Spitback
I never say any lies really only one that was ..i was a great ape who eats 1000s of pepole and tureded them out and sold my shit to a 5 year old boy named sanders.that was my only lie.

Df02
i think this is stupid stick out tongue

Neo Baggins
why

Df02
cos u could say pretty much nething....like

my name is <name>
i am <insert gender>

etc, kinda stupid really, and pointless

Spitback
I am cal howick
gender male
there now shhhhhh

sonofasaiyan
What the f**k?

Punkyhermy
i love batman!
lol
i suck at sports...

furryman
what's not to get? eek!

Malfoysbride
I love Tom Felton.and...oh I actually like to watch sports,and I'm a girl!@you know how odd that seems?

CaPtaInCLaUdiA
I haven't been to the mall in 2 days sad

Fearnix
go at night its the best time

Malfoysbride
I talk alot.and I shop at like every store on the planet.I think I am a shopaholic.

Malfoysbride
I think that I am weird.

CaPtaInCLaUdiA
wooo night shopaholics!

CaPtaInCLaUdiA
When i go to sleep I make my hair into a high bun no expression

§pearhead
uh, I play hockey, live in the US, and am bored right now erm

Df02
im tired but cba to get up to go to bed


translated roughly to......im retarded

Dr. Strangelove
I have Italian slick back dark hair, although I'm not Italian. no expression

Mr Zero
I too often make a high bun in my sleep.

Fearnix
I too often get high before i go to sleep

BackFire
I'm fat and hairy.

Royal Knight
no expressionI am not single

Mr Spidey
I'm tried bored




But I don't care!

Malfoysbride
I am tired too

PrefectRonnykin
im a virgin


BOO SHAKA LAKA BOO kiss this

Fearnix
I can help you wink

soundtrack
im a female, ill be 17 soon, i like anime, ill have a car soon, i have a job

PrefectRonnykin
:shify:





nono expression im good

Fearnix
im a male, i am 17 , i like anime/manga, ill be homeless soon, i dont have a job

Fearnix
Are you sure?

Mr Zero
I cant stand people who don't use language to say what they mean;

Let us use as an example for instance this threads header: "Anything you wanna say thats NOT a lie about yourself"

What this well meaning tyke means is -
"Anything about yourself which is not a lie" (- ie be honest about yourselves.)

The meaning of what they have actually said is -
"post anything at all on any subject under the sun as long as it is not a lie about yourself"

This forum is filled with this kind of thing - lazy lazy lazy. BUCK UP folks: you have brains (some of you) use 'em.

soundtrack
i feel bad for fearnix and hope everthing will work out

RaventheOnly
I am good at some sports and very aggressive..... very strange because i am usually passive aggressive no expression laughing out loud

Dr. Strangelove
GET A ROOM or actually since this is the internet it should be GET A THREAD!!!

Fearnix
i doubt it i am a **** and have no hope in hell of living a happy life but at least i have.........well i dont have any thing but i dont need anything

el_barto
I hate dumbass n00bs who make stupid threads sad

soundtrack
^ *shaking head sadly*. i like sports (especially soccer), i like to draw (when i get a scanner soon, ill show ya'll),i love animals

Fearnix
I hate people who hate dumbass n00bs who make stupid threads

WindDancer
I cheated on my ex-girlfriend twice. She found out and we broke up.

soundtrack
i have a good picture memory

theterminatorx
well i like to draw too mostly custom cars with custom rims

RaventheOnly
Oh Oh i to have somewhat of a photographic memory big grin

Fearnix
remind me never to date you

theterminatorx
i have photographic memory too.................sometimes

WindDancer
That was back in my teen days. Just puppy love. wink

Fearnix
still remind me never to date you

soundtrack
lol.......hold on *i have nothing against it* but arent u both guys erm ?

Fearnix
i think i am

Mrozik
I drove my car into a pool... I was dared by Dr. Gonzo.

Sun Ce
i care too much about my friends, more than i care about myself even sad

darkcrown
droolio I didn't drive my car into a pool, I drove it into an old lady at the age of 90. She's still alive but she's afraid to go outside now.

no expression You weren't supposed to tell anyone that

droolio Oops

theterminatorx
same here i care for my friends LOADS

Sun Ce
well i'm too caring i think, i mean i'm never happy much, still i help them when i'm upset anyway i can erm

Aqua
im scared of chickens cry

darkcrown
I'm scared of the sky. I mean dang! It's so friggin big!

Fearnix
i have been attacked by chickens

theterminatorx
you should be happy...you got you friends and you got your health
live life to the fullest

SlipknoT
I'm afraid of centapieads confused

theterminatorx
well im afraid of cobweds

Aqua
when im upside down im afraid of the sky.... sad

Sun Ce
i don't have a real friend to call a good friend, my friends hate me and i only have 1 okay friend, he is always crap to me and i hate it, plus hes the only real friend i have, and well all the ppl online i have met have treated me better than what my real friends have, i care alot for my online friends not real life friends, i can't be assed anymore nvm

Fearnix
i have a fear of spiders

SlipknoT
I love snakes

Sun Ce
i used to hate seeing spiders until i got my gun, now soon as i see 1 i get my gun aim and blow it to bits evil face its great Muahahahahaaa!!!! laughing out loud

Fearnix
i punch them evil face

Aqua
snakes droolio

PrefectRonnykin
i like boys

and chairs with boxers laughing

Fearnix
i had a corn snake but it died sad

Sun Ce
use a gun, its better, u see it run for its life, next min BANG!!!, spider bits all over laughing out loud

Neo Baggins
i hate spiders/cobwebs

Neo Baggins
i hate any incect

Fearnix
i will have a go at shoting it with my air rifle evil face

PrefectRonnykin
geeks turn me on embarrasment

Fearnix
what kind of geek coz i am a D&D geek

SlipknoT
sad how?

theterminatorx
how come?...just curious

SlipknoT
I'm afraid of midgets

SlipknoT
I laugh my ass off when I see a retard

PrefectRonnykin
i have no idea they just make me super horny

Fearnix
it just died i cant remember how i think it just thought it would be better off dead than stay in my room

Sun Ce
yes!!! hunt it down laughing out loud its summer here and we have been having loads of spiders around, hmm its hunting time evil face

Fearnix
lock and load baby

Aqua
yes


droolio


hysterical

Fearnix
I get turned on by girl's who could kick my ass

Sun Ce
chick ching!!!! all ready for the hunting season laughing out loud my uncle has real guns, abotu 20 of them, he has pistols/shotguns/rifles/double barrle shotguns, and he goes hunting with them, its really cool his collection happy, he does nto hunt spiders btw laughing

Aqua
eek! like me cool

SlipknoT
Me to

Fearnix
yes big grin

Fearnix
my last girlfriend would not hit me sad

SlipknoT
wanna kick my ass shifty

Sun Ce
i like the cute girls, japanese for me laughing out loud

SlipknoT
what was in your room?

Fearnix
Aqua could you please kick my ass

Fearnix
Me

Aqua
aww u guys love me stick out tongue *kicks fear and slips ass*

SlipknoT
Just thinking about Aqua kicking my ass turns me on

Fearnix
yes i do luv you Aqua

SlipknoT
thanks, wanna do something else shifty

SlipknoT
what would you do to it messed

Aqua
how much? stick out tongue

Fearnix
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Neo Baggins
aqua, im lost...why are you kicking these people in the ass and why are they enjoying it?

Fearnix
coz i am a masacist

SlipknoT
beacause she is hot! Aqua can you rape me smile

Aqua
hysterical

Fearnix
your right she is HOT!

Aqua
no erm

Aqua
wut did u just see my pic?

Fearnix
yeah dont rape him rape me big grin

Fearnix
no

Aqua
i wont rape anyone mad

SlipknoT
can you beat me up again sad

Aqua
see now no expression

Fearnix
i stand by what i said

SlipknoT
can we rape you sad ...please

Fearnix
yeah group rape

Aqua
....

Fearnix
is that a yes?

SlipknoT
my pants are alot tighter now

Fearnix
laughing out loud

SlipknoT
please Aqua...let us rape you

Aqua
its a up to u....

silver_tears
hysterical

Fearnix
YAY this could be the happist day of my life

Aqua
i would leave if i were u erm

silver_tears
why blink

Fearnix
because i am a rapist evil face

silver_tears
One who lives far away from me hopefully droolio

SlipknoT
you just made my day

SlipknoT
I'll rape her first

Fearnix
remember theres more than one hole evil face

Aqua
if u r then y did u ask to rape me?

Aqua
sick......

SlipknoT
I'll get the kittie cat hole, you can come through from the back evil face

§pearhead
...manners?

Fearnix
a hole's a hole

Sun Ce
omg hey aqua u need assistance getting rid of these rapists? laughing out loud

Aqua
hysterical

Fearnix
Sun Ce your next evil face

SlipknoT
well lay down

Aqua
no i got something up my sleeve vampire

silver_tears
I love you love

Aqua
hes a guy hysterical

Sun Ce
i will hunt u down like i do with my spiders laughing out loud evil face

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