Click HERE to see this thread with all of the graphics, features, and links.

I wrote it!it's a Harry Potter fiction.here it goes:

Ron:what are you doing?AAAAHH!!!
Author:*pushes Ron off astronomy tower*
Harry:Ron.,NOOOOO!!!!
Ron:*splat*
Authorh Harry I wouldn't lean over that if I were you...*push*told ya so!
Harry:AAAHAHHHH*splat*
Hermione:*gasp*what did you do?
Author:why don't you try it?everyone's doing it!
Hermione:doing what?
author:this!*push*
Hermione:EEEEKKK!!!!*splat*
Draco:what are you doing?!
author:killing the Golden trio.
Draco:cool!i like you!are you in Slytherin?
Author:*grins evilly*yes,yes I am!
Draco:*looks over balcony*thanks.
Author:NOOOOO problem.


THE END!!! ain't I just a devil?Mwuhahahahaha!

Good ....i liked it.

thank you.ya know not everyone appreciates my killing skillsi'm an evil one.

is that Quagmire in your avvie?cool!

you are most definitely going to be on my cool list.....when I make one........

I know I'm not suppose to be here,but eh.

I like it Elli

thanks eli

you're welcome!

hey you should write more

maybe I will........

GUESS WHO"S BAAAAAACK! yup it's me!!!MWuhahahaha!!
I don't really have anymore people to kill but i think I can muster another little excerpt!enjoy and here have some pizza!pizzaoh,but no pizza would be complete without....pepsi!!



Ronooooowww!what happened?and where am I?
Madam Pomfrey:you're in the hospital wing dear.
Ron:where's Harry and Hermione.
Harry*groan*aaiioowwiee!
Hermione:**hisses in pain*oooouch.aarrgh!
Madame Pomfrey:It's a good thing you landed on the grass instead of sharp pointy rocks.but I have to admit you did make a pretty big splat when you hit.....
Ron:I can't feel my leg!!!
Hermione:which one?
Ron:the*tries to think which way is right or left*the...left!
Harry:it's probably cuz it's not there anymore........
Ron:%&#^%*@^%*$&%$#&@!!!!!
Hermione:Ron!watch your tounge!
Harry:does anyone know where the author is that did this to us?!
author:*talking very loudly over Harry and Ron to Draco*SO WHAT DID YOU SAY?
Harry:you $^%$*&%^%*^%^%$^%and &^*&% and i can't believe^&*%&&*&^!!
Hermione:Harry?!I expected this from Ron but not from you!you know better!
Ronh I know what I say!asnd I mean it!!
DRACO: I SAID WEASLE IS AN IDIOT AND HE LOOKS FUNNY WITH NOM LEG!
Ron:YEAH WELL IF I AH THAT LEG I"D USE IT TO KICK YOUR @$$!!
author:*shoots Ron throught the head with a bow and arrow*SHUTUP!!!
Draco:hysterical
Hermione:crybaby what did you do to Ron!?!!WWAAAAAHH!!
Author:*looks at Draco*
Draco:*shakes head*
Hermione and Harry:*look at each other*
Author:*nods head at Harry*
Draco:*nods head*
Author:*shoots Harry*
Hermioneh well.....

THE END!!or is it??

lol its so funny, do more, more, MORE!!

hehehe...due to popular demand I give you MORE!!!*cheers from crowd*yes,I know I'm good!



Ron:why'd you kill Harry?
Harry:I'm not dead.
Hermione:damn!
Harry:*looks at Hermione*what?
Hermione:nothing.....
author:I need to keep you all here so I can make bad stuff happen to you.I think I need to do something cliche' though.I know!
Ronand Hermione:*kissing*
author: that's VERY cliche'!
Harry:you know what else is cliche'?
Author:no,what?
Harry:Us meeting the people that play us!
author:For once Harry you are seeming smart......
Harry:thank y-HEY!
author:hehehe
Harry:I'm smart I tell you!!!
author:then spell it.
Harry: I-T
author:good!
Harry:s-m-r-t I am so smart!s-m-r-t i am so smart!
Draco:HEY!that's from the simpsons!
Harry:*stops singing*what's the simpsons?
Draco:
Ron:Can i say something?
everyone:NO!
Ron:aaaaw.....
author:let's all sing the fun box song!!
everyone:fun box,fun box small and square and dark!!

THE END(again)or is it?no really,is it?I don't know.I'm not very s-m-r-t!