KMC Darwin Awards

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BackFire
Well, this thread is to nominate the stupidist posts you've read on this site. Now, to keep it from becomming to insulting, just quote the meat of the post, and do not mention the member who said it.

I got this idea from reading an overly stupid post in another thread that made me think "God damn, this is so stupid it deserves a darwin award."

Anyways, again, don't mention the member who posted the post, just quote the post on it's own. Also, try to keep it to posts that are inherintly stupid, don't quote any that simply have poor spelling and grammar. This is for posts that were meant to be taken seriously, but ar extremely idiotic.

Anyways, here's a post I wanted to nominate.


"Leviticus is the 3rd book in the bible and basically a book full of laws about what you can and cant do, what is immoral etc.
Leviticus 18:22 says Do not lie with a man as one lies with a woman; that is detestable.
In the rest of this chapter having sex with someone of the same sex is categorised along with having sex with a close relateve and having sex with an animal. Does that mean that you think having sex with an animal or your sister is right too?"

Need I say more? Holy hell, I've been here for almost 3 years...and this may be the post with the most dumbassery I've ever read.

Also, if any of the other mods think this is too offensive or mean, feel free to close it.

Tptmanno1
Only you BF, only you.
Its just so maddox-y

LeAtHerRFace
nani boto?

HockeyHorror
laughing out loud @ backfires post

another one

"you dig?"

bardock
the numerous times i have heard noobs insults someones sexual preference

Tptmanno1
HH>
The entire stop dissin 50 cent thread.

Im gonna go get a link

HockeyHorror
laughing laughing laughing laughing laughing laughing

hey thats a classic man rolling on floor laughing

Tptmanno1
Link!
http://www.killermovies.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=299336&highlight=stop+dissin+50+cent
I declare this the winner!

BackFire
"Y'ALL IT AINT FUNNY WHEN YO DISS ONE OF THE MOST SUCCESFUL HIPHOPERS OF ALL TIME! YO'AL R SO JEALOUS OF THE MAN KUX HE MAKES ALL THOSE $$$ N U AINT! HE'S DA BEST RAPPER OF OUR GEN! HE SOON 2 B A FAMOUS MOVIE STAR! WHY WONT YOU ALL GIVEN SOME RESPECT?! SHAME ON Y'ALL FOR DISSIN ONE OF THE BEST SUCCESFUL RAPPERS OF TODAY!

-peace out! (no hate, just askin fo respect for da man)"


Jesus Christ, I almost had a siezure reading this.

I rule
This is out of the stop dissin 50 cent thread. This has to be the best grammer I have ever saw. This man is a frickin genious.
* sarcasm intended *

Y'ALL IT AINT FUNNY WHEN YO DISS ONE OF THE MOST SUCCESFUL HIPHOPERS OF ALL TIME! YO'AL R SO JEALOUS OF THE MAN KUX HE MAKES ALL THOSE $$$ N U AINT! HE'S DA BEST RAPPER OF OUR GEN! HE SOON 2 B A FAMOUS MOVIE STAR! WHY WONT YOU ALL GIVEN SOME RESPECT?! SHAME ON Y'ALL FOR DISSIN ONE OF THE BEST SUCCESFUL RAPPERS OF TODAY!

-peace out! (no hate, just askin fo respect for da man)

I rule
Damn I posted late

Tptmanno1
If you have the time read the whole thing
You WILL have a seizure!
God it was funny watching that unfold

HockeyHorror
that post is suicidal...

bardock
oh someone said bush was a good prezno

Tptmanno1
die laughing!

I rule
We cant forget the dumbass that said this

SHIBBY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

bardock
i remember that catch phrase.*cocks 9mm*

Agent Elrond
god I hate that. what about some stuff Ruby said? Those were BS post

Dr. Strangelove
Heres my nomination.

HockeyHorror
hey that was for me^

laughing

<----most hated on KMC

man i deserve an award for that laughing out loud

Tptmanno1
rolling on floor laughing
Every noob jackass hates you!











lucky!

HockeyHorror
laughing out loud

bardock
i like you hockey

Dr. Strangelove
Hears your award

http://www.baseballology.com/hof/johnrocker.jpg

"The John Rocker everyone hates you award"

enjoy!

HockeyHorror
uhhhhhhhh no expression

HockeyHorror
THANK YOU!!! eek!

Tptmanno1
laughing

Dr. Strangelove
Hears another, Its very short but I think it might be the winner.

bardock
that was mine

HockeyHorror
is anyone really good at fixing sigs? plz pm me

bardock
what happened hockey

HockeyHorror
pm me

bardock
try the sig forum post somthing there

HockeyHorror
alright

Dr. Strangelove
Sorry had to do it.




WWWWWWWWWWWWWWHAT???


http://atgmusic.net/images/lil%20john.gif

bardock
thats OKKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

HockeyHorror
laughing out loud

i swear i use to have a pic with lil jon without glasses on

he looks really funny laughing

ill try finding it again

Dr. Strangelove
HMMM, nothing with Lil John without glasses on Google. Ive never seen lil John without sunglasses, he probably looks like this without his sun glasses.

http://www.houseofhorrors.com/evildead_nav.gif

HockeyHorror
no thats nothing

by tommorow ill find it dont worry

laughing

Dr. Strangelove
Too late

rifle http://www.kos.com/lil_john/lil_jon_collage.gif

sick sick sick pukepuke

FOR THE LOVE OF JESUS KEEP THE GLASSES ON!!!!!!!

HockeyHorror
laughing

thats not him! laughing

Dr. Strangelove
Whooopsyyy. My apologies to whoever that was, I was just joking.

BACK TO THE BATCAVE!!!

Dr. Strangelove
Well Ive searched lil jon with two search engines and havent found any pics of him without the glasses. Truthfully I'm sick of looking at all those pics of him having his ugly ass mouth wide open with his stupid glasses.

Hockey, its all up to you bro.

HockeyHorror
laughing but that was a funny picture Dr. Strangelove. nice try smile but still very funny laughing

Dr. Strangelove
Yeah, I thought I had it, it was like the tuck rule all over again. Raiders have the game won until the ref's decide to get on Bill Simmons Vengeance scale and reverse the call and screwing Al.

HockeyHorror
laughing out loud

Dr. Strangelove
And for anybody wondering hear is the Vengeance scale.

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=simmons/040720

Darth Revan
"U VOTED THAT BUSTED ARE A POP BAND BUT PERSONALLY I DISAGREE I THINK THEIR ROCK/POP, MORE ON THE ROCK SIDE THOUGH"
no expression
Need I say more?

SlipknoT
" I want to leave but Tex wont swallow my sperm"

Vampy
messed that's going too far...

Only gonna say one thing. If ANYONE 'nominates' any post by Ruby, i'll make sure you die.

Dr. Strangelove
Finally

rifle http://www.flow935.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=4&t=000557
sick sick sick pukepuke

FOR THE LOVE OF JESUS KEEP THE GLASSES ON YOU BUG EYED FREAK!!!!!!!

HockeyHorror
thats not him!! laughing laughing

but the shoes are funny!!! laughing

HockeyHorror
NEVERMIND THAT IS HIM!!!! GOOD JOB DR!!! GOOD JOB!!!! OWNAGE!!!

laughing

just scroll down

HockeyHorror
ITS LIL [email protected]!!!!

http://img33.photobucket.com/albums/v98/slapnutz2k4/gifs/8430fcd8.jpg

Dr. Strangelove
the pic of jon without sunglasses is after the first few posts.

^nevermind

Dr. Strangelove
Another pic of lil Jon without sunglasses.

http://www.monstrula.de/filme/fly/pic4.jpg

HockeyHorror
laughing

Dr. Strangelove
And look, its a picture of Lil Jon's mother, they sure look similar.

http://www.geocities.com/brisbane_weavers/images/acwpe37.jpg

HockeyHorror
laughing

LeAtHerRFace
Boto sushi!!

I hate The Darwin Awards, my science teacher reads some to us in class and then reads something about somebody doing something stupid then dieing and he starts laughing, then I get angry at him and yell at him and say death is not a laughing matter. The Darwin Awards usually imply that........

Bar-en-Danwedh

SlipknoT
The Darwin awards are great laughing

HockeyHorror
yes

§pearhead
this thread is great laughing out loud

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