The Dumbest/Stupidest Movies You've Seen/Turned Off
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Have u seen "Zoolander"? I couldn't stand to watch it until the end. It's too annyoing!
What other stupid movies have u seen?
Zoolander's quality. It's meant to be stupid.
I don't like Batman, it's too super-hero-y.
hmmm..dumbest movie i have seen. well in my opinion
donnie darko. couldn't stand it
Wow really i loved that movie.
Me Legally blonde 2.
well im not a fan of that stuff and its only my opinion. but i agree with you legally blond 2 is also a bad movie.
Underworld was dumb
Queen of the Damned and Underworld, also the Tomb Raider movies.
Yes, I too would say my (serious) choice goes to Tomb Raider.
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Definitely Jason X.
No wait! Mona Lisa Smile!
1) "Cabin Fever".
Never before has a case of the crabs been this deadly. Alot of it's diehards will claim that is incredibly original, when in fact it is nothing more than Eli Roth proving himself to be the Quentin Tarantino of Horror movies.
What make it so stupid is the cliched premises, the extremely bad acting, and some instances of absolutely ridiculous, and borderline racist humor.
2. "House of the Dead"
Well, the movie has nothing to do with the video game, other than a few bumpers w/ game screen caps.
Throw in some really pointless bullet time kung fu aerials, a ton of bad actors, worse make up, and a really bad story line ( a rave on an island? "Scooby Doo", anyone?) and you get "House of the Dead."
3. "Taking Lives"
"Taking Lives" explores the seedy underworld of IDENTITY THEFT! OH MY GOD! NOT IDENTITY THEFT! WHAT AN INTRIGUING AND SUSPENSEFUL PREMISE!
Follow Angelina Jolie screw and shoot her way through this feeble attempt to stop her stardom from fleeting as she tracks a serial killer/identity swiper that is crystal clear to everyone in the theatre from the beginning. Tack on a homosexual Keifer Sutherland for good measure, and you'll see how rampant stupid runs in this waste of celluloid.
4. Bubba Ho Tep.
This is a good example of what happens when directors try to MAKE a cult classic goes horribly awry, IMO.
So, you've got Elvis and a black JFK in a retirement home. Sounds funny, right? Leave it to a really bad Elvis impersonation, REALLY BAD makeup applique, tired phallic jokes, unfunny sexual innuendos, and a really bad climax that didn't make any sense to ruin the whole damn thing.
Yep, it's stupid as hell and it's one of my all time favorite movies.
BuBBa hot-tep was a great movie
What made it so great, and "Underworld" so dumb, IYO?
okay, i dont know about u, but im starting to really HATE 'lord of the rings', 'harry potter', and other childish movies in which elves and and magical fairies are involved. Okay, let's face it, the movies are cool because of the computer animations and stuff, but the stories are for the little ones. I can't understand why a lot of (older) ppl like this s**t. They were originally written for small children.
Underworld is a stupid crapy scripted horror movie.
BoBBa -hot-tep is a very funny oringanal movie with greta acting and quriky dialouge.
I really loved Underworld.
Didn't like Cabin Fever though, horrible horrible movie. The director is just urgh. One movie I couldn't stand as a whole.
and y is underworld so bad you give no bases to your opinion. i personally loved underworld becuase it was a same old were-wolf vamp movie but with a nice new never done before script with a nice twist of good guy bad guy at the end. i think it was a 4/5 for me. while this BoBBa hot tep was exactly how CD said it unfunny, bad actors, and the worst script ever. this thing had no potential at all. but once again thats just my thought on the matter.
Harry Potter 1,2,3
Lost in Space
Dont be a menace (stupid but great)
any jean claude van damme movie
This is just a few because there is too many to list
Hary Potter films
2 Fast 2 Furious
Batman and Robin
You Got Served
Luckily, I never saw these movies, but they are pure bullshit
if u never saw them then your opinion kinda sucks, since it seems if u never saw them you dont really know what your talking about.
Except for 8 Mile
'bad boys 2'
I think Scooby Doo is one of the worst movies ive ever seen;
And Minority Report
Scooby Doo was the best actor in the film
How was Signs stupid?
it wasnt stupid but i think most pple expected a scary movie from it
In that case then The Village is even worse.
batman and robin
Final Destination 1 and 2. While I admit the various deaths were imaginative, the scenes between them were just pointless filler to stop the movie from falling apart at the seams. The gore was good, but any atempt at drama or suspense was much to obvious. Can you say "The kitchen scene in final destination 2?"
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist. Just plain stupid
"Not another teen movie"
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ya, it was pretty funny how he split the soup in half. Also, god has an email adress
well pl dont seem to rwalize its the same guy who wrote six sense, signs and village. so really six sense was scary, signs wasn't scary so what retared whould think village would be scary.
Lately, it was the hat in the hat... they tried to entertain children, and adults.. and the adults for the most part thougth i was stupid.. and for the kids, it was not really something I would have them watch
I know i have seen movies that are worse but right now thats the one thats fresh in my mind.
i tought this old movie i rented was dumb....it was called Dr.jackle and Mr.hyde....god it sucked
u thought LOTR was lame, omg i think im going to be ...
what the hell was this sorry for an excuse movie?
Haha, that movie lost so much money.
I read it cost about 90 million dollars to make, and it only made about 7 million.
Still, I saw it in theaters, and while it was horribly stupid, it kept me entertained.
I didn't think it was going to be scary. But alot of people who went to go see it the first weekend did because of how the film was previewed and advertised. Thus the reason why the film experienced a RECORD box office drop 1 week later. They knew Night did Signs and Sixth Sense and thats another reason they thought it would be scary but then they forgot another film he did Unbreakable which was not scary.
90 million, are you serious. You gotta be kidding me? i could spew out eye puss better than that movie was, and i wouldnt even charge you for it.
oh yes! that films so stupid its funny!
I've seen quite a lot of dumb movies. So I'm going with the most recent one:
Bringing down the House
lotr return of the king
Have u seen the Cube? Only a person who's f****d in the head would like that.
didn't see the first one but the second one i did see and oh mu god did it suck ass.
dead alive, i cant stand it .
The acting isnt to good but when he gets the lawn mower its great
Color me ****ed.
the most stupid movie that i ever seen is this not another American teen movie and elf..that movie sucks
lol i thought another teen movie was hallarious.
yeah, another teen movie, was necessary. The original cube Rocks for the originality.
Hi, all. Um,
Any of the 6 or so movies with Jean Claude Van Damme in dual roles (like one of him is not enough).
Any of the 10 or so Steven Seagal where he is the Zen leader of...something.
worst movies I've seen, that I can think of, are Head of State and Master of Disguise. It was unbelievable how horrible they were, both with two great comedians.
well chris rock and dana carvey are also known for shitty movie attempts.
yeah, but these were unbearably bad
basically any Eddie Murphy movie in the 90's except Nutty Professor was horrible
yea, Dr. Dolittle was crap
that is a shame too. Eddie was a funny cat back when he was delerious and raw, but then he had kids. to bad
Bubble Boy! Dear God this movies is awful, I feel like 1 and a half hours of my life were just wasted, that my IQ is 12 points lower, I may never be able to have kids, and The only hope I have of forgeting this piece of crap is to have a lobotomy.pinch
dumb and dumber-er
Hellboy... that film made my eyes roll twice over.. nearly had a seizure from the stupidity.
Lord of the rings was lame
Mortal Kombat 2
Anaconas: The hunt for the blood orchid
Open Water sucked, it wasn't even that scary. what a waste of my money
Waggy the Dog
Open Water was really awful. Fritz the Cat was pure crap as well.
no it wasnt
Have you ever read the LOTR's books? For me it was like reading a friggin dictionary (no offence to you die hard LOTR book fans) The movies brought it alive and made it exciting.
wuteva you must be on crack to not like LOTR. It was awesome.
I don't know if i have posted in this forum, but i have to say the dumbest film would have to be the spy kids trilogy, i mean come one it was bad enough to make one, a whole frigin trilogy? There would of been a pile of suicides after that rubbish
my opinion, the ring, was the most retarted thing ive ever seen, and the only scary part about that was the girl, but i see worse things at my house
ya i didnt really understand why the girl made a tape but when she climeed outta the TV i was shakin
wait scratch hellboy... exorcist : the beginning was even stupider...
i thought anchorman sucked...it wasnt funny to me at all...Without a paddle tho...that was hilarious
the blair witch project has to be the dumest film ever
Me and my friends rented the movie Slaughter Rules thinking it was about football. And all it had in it was an old guy that had a thing for boys. It stunk.
toys, and steel have to be some of the worst movies out there.
spiderman sucks too
I agree, and am I missing something, why the hell does everyone think Demi Moore is hot? She's f'n ugly
she not hideous but shes not all shes cracked up to be
Hair was by far the worst and dumbest movie I've ever seen.
the recent movie that sucked was HERO....wht a lame movie.. the fighting scenes got a bit too unreal 2 watch
hero??? sheesh. gigli, underworld(so much potential, but it was ruined), titanic, pearl harbour (apart from the battle scenes)
boy you got that right,you can say that again.that movie totally sucks and is so over rated.same with the first two batman movies along with batman and robin.there is also the will smith movies which are always stupid.rocky 4 and 5 really suck.Then there is starskey and hutch,that was stupid.the villiage was really dumb.all for now.
so what was a good movie then mr.parker?
this isnt the good movies thread you know.
the star wars prequels should be mentioned as well though.
u just seem to hate so many movies thats all
thats not a very huge list you know.Did you see me mention Rocky 1-3? No because they were awesome.4 and 5 were dogdoo and crap though which is why I mentioned them.
im soz but i think ne of the rockys afta 1 were crap...
I've seen waaay too many stupid movies, but these are the worst:
-House of 1000 Corpses
-The Nutty Professor 2
-Lord of the Rings (1-3)
-Friday the 13th- Maybe if this was supposed to be a comedy movie it wouldn't be stupid.
-Cabin Fever- PANCAKE!!!! Need I say more?
-Alien: Resurrection- WTF was with the ending?
And that's all I can think of for now.
Oh yeah! I forgot Open Water. Man! Most of that movie looked like a student film, there was practically no plot, and it was boring as hell.
i know im biased
but how is the lotr trilogy in that list?
no i agree wit u darth sauron ... i mean yes i am lotr fan so i disagree wit u putting it on this list but i think people who dont like dont think its dumb ...
the terminal was good, lotr is stupid, so is 8 mile, and others....o so many others....i cant even name them
LoTR is only stupid to people who are stupid.
New Star War's movies are a load of crap.
Not to impose, but I say lets keep huge fan based movies out of this. I am talkin about stuff like:
Lord of the Rings
Stuff that has huge fan bases, but you think they are overated, so you think that sucks. I'd say talk about truly stupid movies like Dumb and Dumberer, and The Faculty
gothika, twisted, avp
Street Fighter and Mortal Kombat... both were dumb
Alien versus Predator
anyone else seen this?
Star Wars, Open Water, Shark Attack 1,2,3. And about 500 others but im too lazy to make my brain work
Star Wars Episode One
Austin Powers 2
Bill & Teds bogus journey
The dumbest movie I've ever seen in my entire life is the Cat in the Hat with Mike Meyers, I am a big Dr. Suese fan, but I think Mike Meyers ruined it, I wanted to walk out the minuet the cat walked into the picture.
Garfield: The Movie
In a New York Minute
Crossroads - Yes I admit to seeing this
Cat In The Hat
Alien versus Predator
House of the Dead
Catch That Kid
School of rock
cold creek manor
not another teen movie
Dumb and Dumberer
Rugrats go wild
Legally blonde 2
Charlie's Angels 2
Whatever it Takes
Spy Kids 3D
Well too many to mention
The Mimic, anyone else see this? I laughed my ass off watching it cause it was so bad.
The 13th child was dumb.
No the only thing thats stupid about lotr is the synapsis, the title, the good reviews, the people that wasted 3 hours of their life to see elija wood talk like a little *****, and the retarded director for making this peice of crap movie.
NOW WHATCHA GONNA DO
laugh at you for having such a short attention span
I only pay attention to things that are good, you know, like good movies, lotr isn't considerd a good movie, what now newbie
newbie? coming from the guy who registered this month laughing
Nothing now, you aren't worth talking to, can't understand a movie so no point in saying anything cause you won't understand that either.
LOOK YOU MORON!!!
(ALL WHO DO NOT LIKE LOTR!!)
LOTR IS ONE OF THE BEST MOVIE IN THE WORLD AND YOU MUST BE CRAZY NOT TO LIKE IT!!!!!
hey, I registered this month, but I don't act like a n00b
You both registered on the same day, and "good" is subjective. I guess the$1 Billion dollars the LOTR trilogy raked in means nothing to you? People don't go see movies because of a name sake. That is, unless you're one of those helpless Star Wars Lucas groupies.
It doesn't matter what a movie makes, titanic made a crap load of money but that still sucked, so yea i win
How did titanic suck? explain in detail how it sucks?
i take it you are just a guy who watches arnold schwarzenegger movies and can't grasp the story line of any other movie that is the slightest bit more complex?
"Titanic" has a universal appeal in it's love story. It also starred 3 of the hottest actors of the the late 90's, and cashed in the Leo craze. It was the ultimate chic flick.
A movies earnings do mean something when the movie is geraed towards a VERY small target audience, that would NOT appeal to the mainstream. While many people grew up reading Tolkien, I'm sure many of them would be weary of a cinematic adaptation.
There wasn't much of a story to "Titanic", so lets not get ahead of ourselves. It was a ficticious love triangle, set during an actual maritime disaster. That's it.
Pretty class acting and directing, but what put it over the top was the set design. It was just, as I said, an epic chick flick.
You Got Served
Lost in Translation
*drum roll please*
THE BLAIR WITCH PROJECT!!!!!!
I liked underworld. But i hate final fantasy spirts with in.
It's such a crappy movie.
What's 13th child? Is it stupid I want to know.
You cant have a love story in an historical event movie, you need to make it about the event, not the damn romance. James Cameron should rott in hell for that stinker
Underworld has some quality to it...
Batman and Robin- as soon as Robin's motorcycle crashed through the door and the hole was shaped like his symbol, I knew the movie was in trouble....
One word :
it is good to see that I am not the only one who didn't like Underworld
Legally Blonde 2
Win a Date with Ted Hamilton
Meet the Parents
Gangs of NY
I am sure there some more
worst film ever: that atrocity that John Travolta was in, I forget the name... Battlestar something or other... anyway it sucked
House of the Dead
Torque (ok I never actually saw this but you can just tell...)
Dumb and Dumberer
The Matrix Reloaded
anything with Sandra Bullock (I'm sorry I just can't stand her)
Rollerblade seven has to be the worse film ever. Think of the worst film u have ever seen and times it by 10 and it still aint as bad as rollerblade 7. U guys just have to watch it to see what i mean its so funny because its so truely shit lol. Christ it dont even make sence i have no idea what its about lol
Some people will hate me for this...but it hated it. I saw it in the theater in about 7th grade. Can't remember if it was I or II but have seen it on rerun tv since....just as bad as the first time.
I have a friend who swares The Postman is the worst.
I HATE FAST AND THE FURIOUS. stupid teenagers.
The worst movie I ever saw was this low budget movie called "The Breaks." It was about some irish kid that grew up with a black family in south central Los Angeles and the whole movie was about him going on a journey through the ghetto to get his mom a carton of milk.
Yes I agree with you that was one of the dumbest movies I've ever seen.
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