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So, my phone line was fixxed by some dude who left his card on my door while I was eatin lunch with mum and sis and bro in law and his mum. Anyway, it was such a blessing since I so wanted to be able to post here while I watch the Oscars. Why? Cuz I'm a freak. Pure and simple. So, if you are of age, make yourself a drink, turn on the tube, and watch the Oscars with me. If your not of age, pour some whisky from your dad's liquer stash into a cup and then just dump some water back into the bottle so it appears the whisky wasn't tampered with. Anyway . .. ..... .

Let the party begin!

W00000000000! GO LOTR!

NO.

Na, I think I will pass on watching this

I was just kidding about the under age drinkin, by the way. That's my disclaimer. Plus, I think kids are smart enough these days to know better than tampering with their dad's whisky. Where am I going with this?

TIred hiker needs to get LAID!!!

Oh, are the Oscars too mainstream for you all?

no, i just dont care about celebrities like that...woopdeedoo if they get awards...like they need anything else...

Man, this sucks!!!

Brillant!

Tired hiker is a BIMBO!

He watches the oscars for prom dress ideas!

na i have a choice of watching the Oscars or getting in bed with my girlfriend and having fun

I would do the bed thing!

Preston, are you ignoring me, and why?

Well, then just turn it on and make fun of it or something. It's kinda cool, some of it is lame, most of it is fluff, but at least there is a chance to see people like Bill Murry and Sofia Coppola talk and stuff. It's kind of interesting and this is a movie forum and all, so why are you even here if you are against the Oscars?

I'll go watch the OSCARS!!!!

Tired Hiker is a ugly Woman obsessed with the OSCARS

BOoo!

Nice.

You are BellaButterfly right?

Tired hiker why aren't you fighting back with mebaby

Whatever !

Tired hiker Has a shitzu named Precious!

Stone him!

Billi Crystal as Gollum

OMG, is that BBF????

You ingenius little wench!!!

Bite me!

*Billy.... damn it!

Billy Crystal is the host I take it.

LOL

this is hillarious

it just started here.... has it just started there?

Obviously Lotr is going to win since they totally played off it in the billy crystal intro!

I wouldnt bite you, you ugly skank(tired hiker)!

I dont want to catch your nastiness!

GO get a life WHORE!

Yessss! Thanks, Claudia Dumb Face!!! No but seriously, Crystal is on fire!!!!!!!!!

LOL

GO MASTER AND COMMANDER!!!! W000000T!!!!!
SOFIA COPPOLA SUCKS!! BURN HER

You the man, Dregh!!!!!!! MandC!!!!!!!! Woot! Woot! Double double woot! Woot! !! !!!! !!!!!!!!!

Se3riously, Master And Commander is a step above and in another direction than the rest of the competition. Master and Commander is being played down the least, so far.

Well, looks like a LOTR type of day.

k

I wanna watch the oscars! but I'm at some old guy's house...don't ask

Wahoo! Lotr is 2/2... hey does anyone know why Liv Tyler was wearing those glasses... are they for reading?

I think she's trying to be eccentric

wow I really liked stings 'master and commander 'song!

Okay, lol... OMG I love this song so much... Into the West.

it's so beautiful...annie lennox always could sing her butt off....

I dont have TV! cry

no lilly!!!! awh that sucks

Wait... aren't they going to announce who won...?

do they have 2 more songs to announce first...maybe they have more sining...

Maybe... I hope Into the West wins. It won at the other awards, that I just forgot the name of.

the golden globes?

Someone tell me whats happening!! cry

win number 3!!

damn right!!

I have TV, but I'm making a moral stand against it and can't watch it...............what the pheck is going on

I'm up stairs in my other room, the one without t.v.

I don't watch it cause those shampoo adverts could come on any time, you know the ones I mean silver... shock my delicate eyes

OMG perverts!! Thats degrating women those commercials are!!!


I dont have TV cry James took it

I sort of hope Bill wins best actor, but I also hopw Depp wins best actor as well. It's going to be a final finish, no matter how you look at it!!! Blake Edwards, folks!

Male pig taking your TV like that

I know what you mean, and omg if a bikini commercial comes on I will be forced to throw something at my t.v.

Its opression isnt it...everyone can see that...male opression!

I'm watching it translated to spanish...... so I only get half they say

did you guys see liv SHES BEAUTIFUL

AAAAAAAAH you people cry

This is torture!!

I used to have a crush on her father

aaaww poor lil *hugs*

not scantily clad I hope

hug

Rotk 3/3 yay! I thought that Tyler's hair was a little strange..

I loved her retro look

And the glasses! Cute!

Very much so

Thank thee Academy!!!

lotr 4/4

burly she's wearing a long black stapless dress that show her back quite well

oh well then we gotta protest the oscars

5/5 lotr YEEEEEE

go lotr clap

clap

that "kiss at the end of the rainbow" song is retarded

5/5? Good! I messed one of them. 6 more to go!

its 6/6 now

lotr 6/6

Okay, someone said in the lotr forum that it was 7/7 I had to go take a shower, so i missed a little of it

7/8 I thought...

yay!! into the west just won!!!

no they one all the nominations

lotr 8/8

9/9 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

wow!!!

I was catching up on chores..I must have missed it...this is defiantly the year of the ring!!

I'll melt the oscar to forge my new One ring...

peter jackson just won best director!!!

10/10! almost there

Steven Spielberg........

11/11 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!

tell me when the best film is read out k?

hu won best actress

THERE!!! 11/11
clapping

all im saying is that the Oscars are rigged because LotRs did not deserve have those awards

esp. the adaptation of the story...

bu then again i have alot against the last installment.

yes they did

Oscars suck Lord of the rings won it all......how lame

So, I fell asleep. What happened?

Did I win?

you're Johnny Depp???!!!

no you didn't

That's probably a good thing.

Ugh! These were the most boring worst Oscars ever!
Bill Murray, Sophia and Lost in Translation lost!

Outrageous!

One Movie to rule them all...

I was hoping lost in translation would win some stuff too.

I was happy with the rings

I didnt watch the oscars...