i burnt a hole in my carpet

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PrefectRonnykin
my daddy is going to crusify me

eehee *giggles*


let this be a reminder to youkids

... play with fire its fun big grin

what do i do sad

HockeyHorror
can i help him crusify you?

PrefectRonnykin
miffed no whip

HockeyHorror
drool

PrefectRonnykin
stoppit cry

HockeyHorror
cry

dahhhh

no expression smile no expression

if someone said to you "Ill give you a penny if you kill hockeyhorror"
would you do it? laughing

PrefectRonnykin
yep happy

HockeyHorror
happy sad no expression

PrefectRonnykin
bigger problem here yes what do i do

HockeyHorror
blame it on the CAT!!!!

Darth Sauron
Say the cat pissed on the carpet

and it had been drinking bleach....and hot sauce

SlipknoT
say that the sun was reflecting of of your belt and it was so hot it burned a hole in the carpet

HockeyHorror
blame it on me smile

Moo Cow
slip's idea is a good one! eek!

HockeyHorror
she's not wearing a belt, trust me shifty

PrefectRonnykin
stop spying on me armenia nahhhhh

thanks but i dont think that will help

HockeyHorror
laughing out loud

Darth Revan
Say a hoarde of demons came in and were having a battle with each other no expression

HockeyHorror
say Satan came over for some tea no expression

Darth Revan
Say I came over for some tea no expression

PrefectRonnykin
cry gahhhhh

HockeyHorror
Satan would bow down to DR yes

Darth Revan
Aww come on PRK... what're you complaining about? You have a perfectly good list of suggestions:

Blame it on the cat
Say the belt you're not wearing was reflecting sunlight onto the carpet
Blame it on HockeyHorror
Say a hoarde of demons were battling in your house
Say Satan and his pal Darth Revan were having a tea party
no expression

HockeyHorror
or just combine them all and say

my cat called hockeyhorror to come over and hockeyhorror invited DR who invited Satan who invited a horde of demons for a tea party while you were wearing a belt no expression

PrefectRonnykin
laughing none of them are convincing

Silver Stardust
Hide?

Do you have any siblings that you could blame it on?

PrefectRonnykin
no sad

Darth Revan
laughing

Oh! I have an idea! Call the Jesus and Pals hotline and ask him what to do!

HockeyHorror
say there was a concert in your house and RATM performed...so thats why your carpet is burned no expression

§pearhead
PRK, that's why you don't light fires in the house... stick out tongue even I knew better than that

Silver Stardust
Ooooh I like that idea yes

PrefectRonnykin
convincing wink

PrefectRonnykin
i was just so bored sad

Silver Stardust
Burning stuff is fun...you just gotta be careful wink

PrefectRonnykin
ehhee i got candle wax on my arm eek!

Silver Stardust
I set my hair on fire once, I was blowing out my birthday candles and a piece of my hair swung across a candle...cry that was a long time ago though.

§pearhead
a friend of mine and I managed to get 10 foot flames going with a few matchboxes, sparklers, and the little pop bags there, as well as the boxes they came in...fun shit, thought it was a bit unconventional big grin

PrefectRonnykin
cry poor gal i hate it when my hair gets burnt

Silver Stardust
Why does that not surprise me? big grin

At my graduation party my friends and I set a tablecloth on fire playing with sparklers laughing out loud

Silver Stardust
Yah it really sucked...but that happened about 11 years ago...

PrefectRonnykin
eek! that sounds fun Jumpy

i lit a match once and tryed to light the matchbox on fire while it was still in my hand


no owie

Silver Stardust
I've done that! Set an entire box of matches on fire...big grin

PrefectRonnykin
did it backfire on you cry

HockeyHorror
i set my last computer on fire smile

me and my friend drove up to this small hill and just lit it on fire cuz of how crappy it was yes

Silver Stardust
No...I had set it on the ground first, though yes

BackFire
How do you just "burn a hole in the carpet"? Surely you know that setting the carpet on fire would be a mistake.

PrefectRonnykin
i see you are MUCH smarter then I pray laughing out loud i still have a scar on my hand

Silver Stardust
...trust me, it's easier than you'd think embarrasment

PrefectRonnykin
i lit a candle and it fell off the table big grin

PrefectRonnykin
laughing not for my i act first think later Happy Dance

Silver Stardust
laughing out loud I've got little scars from being burned because of playing with fireworks...which is why I'm terrified of fireworks now cry

BackFire
How long was it sitting on the carpet before you realized you should pick it up?

PrefectRonnykin
i love fireworks eek! we arnt aloud to light the ones that go in the sky here because there is to much dry grass

PrefectRonnykin
30 seconds

i was in shock

Silver Stardust
Heheh once when I was a kid the grass was really dry and I lit a sparkler and the grass started on fire laughing out loud

BackFire
Holy shit, you're lucky your whole house didn't go up in flames.

HockeyHorror
carpet burns very fast yes

PrefectRonnykin
yeah laughing i found a rug to put on it

PrefectRonnykin
not mine its like cardboard i haye it

Meki_Nade
tell him the truth, after all it was an accident, you wanted to light a candle and it fell on the carpet, all you'll havta do is buy a rug smile

PrefectRonnykin
nah i found one

PrefectRonnykin
laughing out loud nah i doubt it was anymore then 10 but it felt pretty long

Meki_Nade
all sorted then thumb up jus let him kno, he wont bust a blood vessel that way happy

HockeyHorror
just dont say anything. if they notice it one day, just say i dont remember yes

BackFire
Here's what you do -

Put a pillow on the floor over the hole, then when your parents bend down to move it, kick them in the face. They'll be so pissed about you kicking them that they won't even care about a hole in the carpet. Keep this up as long as necessary.

PrefectRonnykin
laughing laughing laughing laughing laughing laughing thats horrible

Meki_Nade
burn the rest of the carpet to match big grin

PrefectRonnykin
ooo or "oh you just noticed that its been therre forever"

HockeyHorror
laughing laughing laughing laughing laughing laughing laughing

PrefectRonnykin
eek! hey that would be fun

Rad_1
Geez PRK.no2 ARE YOU ALWAYS CLUMSY???!!! laughing

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