i burnt a hole in my carpet
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PrefectRonnykin
my daddy is going to crusify me
eehee *giggles*
let this be a reminder to youkids
... play with fire its fun
what do i do
HockeyHorror
can i help him crusify you?
PrefectRonnykin
no whip
PrefectRonnykin
stoppit cry
HockeyHorror
cry
dahhhh
if someone said to you "Ill give you a penny if you kill hockeyhorror"
would you do it?
PrefectRonnykin
yep
PrefectRonnykin
bigger problem here
what do i do
HockeyHorror
blame it on the CAT!!!!
Darth Sauron
Say the cat pissed on the carpet
and it had been drinking bleach....and hot sauce
SlipknoT
say that the sun was reflecting of of your belt and it was so hot it burned a hole in the carpet
HockeyHorror
blame it on me
Moo Cow
slip's idea is a good one!
HockeyHorror
she's not wearing a belt, trust me
PrefectRonnykin
stop spying on me armenia nahhhhh
thanks but i dont think that will help
Darth Revan
Say a hoarde of demons came in and were having a battle with each other
HockeyHorror
say Satan came over for some tea
Darth Revan
Say I came over for some tea
PrefectRonnykin
cry gahhhhh
HockeyHorror
Satan would bow down to DR
Darth Revan
Aww come on PRK... what're you complaining about? You have a perfectly good list of suggestions:
Blame it on the cat
Say the belt you're not wearing was reflecting sunlight onto the carpet
Blame it on HockeyHorror
Say a hoarde of demons were battling in your house
Say Satan and his pal Darth Revan were having a tea party
HockeyHorror
or just combine them all and say
my cat called hockeyhorror to come over and hockeyhorror invited DR who invited Satan who invited a horde of demons for a tea party while you were wearing a belt
PrefectRonnykin
none of them are convincing
Silver Stardust
Hide?
Do you have any siblings that you could blame it on?
PrefectRonnykin
no
Darth Revan
Oh! I have an idea! Call the Jesus and Pals hotline and ask him what to do!
HockeyHorror
say there was a concert in your house and RATM performed...so thats why your carpet is burned
§pearhead
PRK, that's why you don't light fires in the house...
even I knew better than that
Silver Stardust
Ooooh I like that idea
PrefectRonnykin
convincing
PrefectRonnykin
i was just so bored
Silver Stardust
Burning stuff is fun...you just gotta be careful
PrefectRonnykin
ehhee i got candle wax on my arm
Silver Stardust
I set my hair on fire once, I was blowing out my birthday candles and a piece of my hair swung across a candle...cry that was a long time ago though.
§pearhead
a friend of mine and I managed to get 10 foot flames going with a few matchboxes, sparklers, and the little pop bags there, as well as the boxes they came in...fun shit, thought it was a bit unconventional
PrefectRonnykin
cry poor gal i hate it when my hair gets burnt
Silver Stardust
Why does that not surprise me?
At my graduation party my friends and I set a tablecloth on fire playing with sparklers
Silver Stardust
Yah it really sucked...but that happened about 11 years ago...
PrefectRonnykin
that sounds fun Jumpy
i lit a match once and tryed to light the matchbox on fire while it was still in my hand
owie
Silver Stardust
I've done that! Set an entire box of matches on fire...
PrefectRonnykin
did it backfire on you cry
HockeyHorror
i set my last computer on fire
me and my friend drove up to this small hill and just lit it on fire cuz of how crappy it was
Silver Stardust
No...I had set it on the ground first, though
BackFire
How do you just "burn a hole in the carpet"? Surely you know that setting the carpet on fire would be a mistake.
PrefectRonnykin
i see you are MUCH smarter then I pray
i still have a scar on my hand
Silver Stardust
...trust me, it's easier than you'd think
PrefectRonnykin
i lit a candle and it fell off the table
PrefectRonnykin
not for my i act first think later
Silver Stardust
I've got little scars from being burned because of playing with fireworks...which is why I'm terrified of fireworks now cry
BackFire
How long was it sitting on the carpet before you realized you should pick it up?
PrefectRonnykin
i love fireworks
we arnt aloud to light the ones that go in the sky here because there is to much dry grass
PrefectRonnykin
30 seconds
i was in shock
Silver Stardust
Heheh once when I was a kid the grass was really dry and I lit a sparkler and the grass started on fire
BackFire
Holy shit, you're lucky your whole house didn't go up in flames.
HockeyHorror
carpet burns very fast
PrefectRonnykin
yeah
i found a rug to put on it
PrefectRonnykin
not mine its like cardboard i haye it
Meki_Nade
tell him the truth, after all it was an accident, you wanted to light a candle and it fell on the carpet, all you'll havta do is buy a rug
PrefectRonnykin
nah i found one
PrefectRonnykin
nah i doubt it was anymore then 10 but it felt pretty long
Meki_Nade
all sorted then
jus let him kno, he wont bust a blood vessel that way
HockeyHorror
just dont say anything. if they notice it one day, just say i dont remember
BackFire
Here's what you do -
Put a pillow on the floor over the hole, then when your parents bend down to move it, kick them in the face. They'll be so pissed about you kicking them that they won't even care about a hole in the carpet. Keep this up as long as necessary.
Meki_Nade
burn the rest of the carpet to match
PrefectRonnykin
ooo or "oh you just noticed that its been therre forever"
PrefectRonnykin
hey that would be fun
Rad_1
Geez PRK.no2 ARE YOU ALWAYS CLUMSY???!!!
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