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neck ****ing hurts!!!!

*throws wet angry kittens at armenia *

I would offer a massage, but i value my life too much.

good thinking, sauron

I've got a massive headache...frickin' allergies...

i would love a massage from PRK drool

Crack it, I swear it will make it better.

what if i die

Then I am not responsible and I'll change my post to say something else.

Good riddance, then

i really really hate you

I found out why it hurts

Its unaturally bent because its up your ass all day


I didnt mean that

im gonna remember that classic

I really really really really really really hate you more

My whole body hurts

Believe me, it shows *aimed at rad and HH, not you sil *


Thank you HH winkiss Now about that massage naughty

i have you more than Stalin hates Trotsky

thats how much i hate you

I hate you both....not really.....I like Hockey.

srry man, i would only take a massage if it was a female....and ur a male...actually i dont know what you are last time you told me you were from Uranus or something...

you like me cuz we are both Armenian

well thats 1 person

99% of KMC hates me

what happened got into a fist fight with a hobo again?

No, i said i would like to go to your Anus

You just dont listen

Ew....I bet you would.

im not gay

find another customer

ask Tex

Thats for me to know winkiss

It's okay, if I wasn't a mod people would hate me. But because I'm a mod people have to pretend they like me so they won't get banned for something or another.

tongue_ss

Thanx a lot, man

And for me to not WANT to know.

if ur reading this...i hate you

Who?

mmmm no

I was hoping you'd catch the subliminal message of my post, I'm glad you did.

ouch

no that was last week

I hate you too

so what happened

feel the love in this thread and for your neck, try sleeping in a different position, or with more/less pillows

but i hate you more and thats a fact

tongue_ss

I'm not stupid

Don't feel bad, I was joking. I can't hate you, I don't know you.

You can't hate me more than I hate you cuz I hate you more than you hate me.

my heart hurts

Exactly

I fell down the ****in stairs last night ranting

You can't hate me more than I hate you cuz I hate you more than you hate me cuz You can't hate me more than I hate you cuz I hate you more than you hate me

Aww cry

who did u blame it on?

whip

The voices in my head lookaround

so you wanna use a whip during the massage

See, it's things like that that make me glad I live in a single story house. I never have to worry about that.

But, it would be funny for someone to witnes, because, lets face it, there are few things more funny then someone falling down a flight of stairs.

crazy*whoosh*

I HATE YOU

:: whimper ::
yeah crybaby

*hugs* cry

i fall don my stairs alot the cats fault mainly, he likes to sleep in openings, and my stairs rotate 180 degrees against a solid concrete wall, nice n bouncey

The carpet at the bottom cushioned the fall

It could have been way worse, the good news is our stairway curls around so it wasnt a full flight

Curved stairways are even better - God, pure comedy gold.

cry owie

feels nice to know someone caresblushing