Ash Jack (da Monkey)
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Johnny.D_Freak
(i'll b Jack damunki in this thread......SAVVY

)
ArrghPirateGirl
NO NO NO I WANNA B JACK DA MUNKI
PLEASE cry
Johnny.D_Freak
ARRGH!!!
the title is meant 2 say AsK Jack (da monkey)
not "Ash" LOL
sorry ppl's

ArrghPirateGirl
LMFAO
PLEASE JDF.....I'll b ur friend cry
Johnny.D_Freak
hmmmm....*thinks about it*...........ok

ArrghPirateGirl
YAY *turns in2 Jack da Munki*
Eeek Oook Eeek OO Eeee
*turns back in2 APG & make munki communicator then turns Back in2 munki*
Johnny.D_Freak
do u have a life???

ArrghPirateGirl
JtM: ...........

........NO I DONT THANX 2 THE BLOODY MEDALLIONS

Oh..But there soooo shiny

PRECIOUSE
Unholly_Cheese
Ash? ash only had his chainsaw for the end of ED2 and the start of AOD

ArrghPirateGirl
JtM:

........Hey U meant 2 b askin me questions
*attaks UC*
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR chair
Miya Sparrow
ok how did you find the Medallion in all that water? I've been wondering since like for ever
JessieSparrow
Jack: why do you have my name?
Miya Sparrow
(AnaMaira will pop in every so offten)
Ana: good question
Miya:

ArrghPirateGirl
JtM: *finishes maulin BU*
Medallion???..........Uh..

.....I have a uh...Trackin device on it

...Yep......*looks at Jack*
Ur Name

Hmph...ITS MY NAME

*starts maulin Jack*
APG: *squirts JtM with spray bottle*
BAD MUNKI BAD BAD MUNKI.....NO MEMBER BASHING
JtM: *leaps at APG*
APG: Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh
Johnny.D_Freak

!!!! with a squert bottle?...LMFAO!!!!! *is laughing*.....
*stops laughing b3 JtM c's her*

~Johnnyz#1~
do any of u's hav a life....*answers own Q.* ...nope!!!!
Johnny.D_Freak
cry YES I DO!!!!.......i think

......i hope

.......
~Johnnyz#1~

*stares 4 ages*
Johnny.D_Freak
wat ye lookin at eh??......*looks behind self*....the wall?

~Johnnyz#1~

i avn't quite figured out what it is im look'n at...
But i am deeply disturbed at what im see'n.........
*is looking at Ebony eating*
Johnny.D_Freak
<<<

>>>
JDF: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! *dies*
~Johnnyz#1~

*still upset at what im see'n* LMFAO!!!
Johnny.D_Freak
*is dead from wat i sore* death
<<<i didn't die happily

>>>
Miya Sparrow
Miya: (to Jtm) can I pet you?shy
JessieSparrow
Jack: *bandaging arm* does it look like it wants to be petted!! And it was my name first you stupid monkey!!!!!!! *runs out of thread away from jtm*
Miya Sparrow
Miya : (calls to Jack) you need help!
JessieSparrow
Jack: *yells back* yea find a good scicologist(sp) and me and the bloody monkey who stole my name will go!!!!
Miya Sparrow
Miya: ok *picks up the phone and dials number for a good scicologist(sp)* hi um can I make an appointment.
scicologist:

for you?
Miya: no for my friends, what do you think I am crazy *hangs up phone*
how rude
ArrghPirateGirl
JtM:.......Hmph....Just 2 prove him wrong U CAN pet me

*makes mental note 4 when next time Jack is in thread 2 permantly difigure his face*
Miya Sparrow
neat *goes over and pets Jtm* ooo your soft

Orlando´s Angel
what is happening here............??//

Miya Sparrow
I'm petting Jtm and he's soft
Orlando´s Angel
mmmm........aaaallrriiggthhh.........

ArrghPirateGirl
JtM: Got a problem with me do ya

*gets ready 2 maul*
Johnny.D_Freak
JDF: *backs away SLOWY*
ArrghPirateGirl
JtM; *starts folling JDF*

Orlando´s Angel
*DONT KNOW WHATS HAPPENING*
ArrghPirateGirl
JtM: *c's OA & decided 2 maul her from b4*
Muahahahahahahahahahahaaaaa
Unholly_Cheese
JHow old r u jack?

ArrghPirateGirl
*looks around 4 Jack*
My quess is 100 *snigger*
Miya Sparrow
which Jack cause if you mean Jtm then I would like to know, but if you mean Jack Sparrow....well I'd still like to know
ArrghPirateGirl
*Jack appears back in thread eatin a banana*
100????.....I herd that APG

.....Actually I dunno how old am

*contnues eatin banana

*
JessieSparrow
Yes it and it will remain a mystery how old Jack is until Disney tells us
Miya Sparrow
like they will
JessieSparrow
they damn well might! or they damn well might not too
Miya Sparrow
ok don't get snappy
JessieSparrow
*sits on grill* Im not gettin snappy!
ArrghPirateGirl
APG: *wonders y Jessie is sittin on a grill*
JtM: *sets grill on fire*

JessieSparrow
its from my vacation there was this Ghetto kid who was across the street he sat on their grill a lot...while Dances with Ghetto played basketball...it was a very interesting vacation...we got to chat with Chet the tow truck man
ArrghPirateGirl
APG:
JtM: *waitin 4 jessie 2 realize the Grill is on fire*
el-pirate
*puts hamburgers on grill next to jessie* tis'll be nice and crispy in a moment!!

ArrghPirateGirl
JtM: *waitin paitentaly*
Unholy_Cheese
Whos playing jack?
ArrghPirateGirl
Jessie DUH!
Unholy_Cheese
No, the monkey
ArrghPirateGirl
Me
JtM: U should no that
*mauls MG again*

Unholy_Cheese
Aaah get off me!!!!!!!
ArrghPirateGirl
JTM: *doesn't*
ArrghPirateGirl
JtM: ............Oops.......wasn't me whistle
APG: *walks in*
OMG

Some 1 killed MG......Meh....Oh well

Unholy_Cheese
*still dead*
ArrghPirateGirl
APG :
JtM: I swear I didn't do it

ArrghPirateGirl
(that can't b good)
ArrghPirateGirl
APG: Ur an idiot *sigh*
ArrghPirateGirl

Now wat
Unholy_Cheese

im sick
ArrghPirateGirl
Stop complainin
Miya Sparrow
why does this always happen?
ArrghPirateGirl
Coz he is annoying

....

Not my fault......Wait it was da munkis
JtM: Wat

JessieSparrow
Yes everything is the monkeys fault...well most of the time it actually is but not this one *side glances and sees several monkies ready to attack...*run away run away!
ArrghPirateGirl
JtM: Grrrr ranting
So lucky I can't b bothered moving
ArrghPirateGirl
JtM: *sees that TDF aint movin so attacks her out of frustration*
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
APG: *whispers 2 whoeva*
& he wonders y people avoide this place!!!!
~TheDeppFreak~
TDF: aaaaaaaaagggggggghhhhhhh!!!! KILLER MUNKI!!!!

ArrghPirateGirl
JtM: Killer Munki???

Where??

~TheDeppFreak~
TDF:

......right...*points at JtM* THERE!!!

*runs*
ArrghPirateGirl
JtM: Me??........I don't kill things...I think...

....wait...

ladygrim
why is this 'ash jack ' and not ask jack '
JessieSparrow
because people cant spell
ArrghPirateGirl
TDF is dumby thats why

Unholy_Cheese
Whos jack da monkey?

ArrghPirateGirl
shock
HOW CAN U SAY THAT eek
ladygrim
indeed... thats virtually an insult...

Orlando´s Angel

o...k...?????????
~DaPirateFreak~
Hmmm....offtopic
MUNKI!!!

Unholy_Cheese

muuunkiiii
el-pirate
*doesn't want to be left out* MUNKY!!!

(hey mg, what time is it there?? like 5 in da morning right?

)
Unholy_Cheese
2:03 in da morning

el-pirate

but you live in australia? that's the other side of the world for me so it should be 12 hours later....

weird...
why does that conversation sound so awfully familiar

Unholy_Cheese
Yeah it is familiar
JessieSparrow
14 hours for me!...are all you australian people in the same time zone?
el-pirate
i'm from holland...

ladygrim
i live in leek bit s...t hole iin the middle of england
el-pirate
sneek, a little erm hole, in the north of holland!
does the monkey wanna go to the HP dance with former apg?
JessieSparrow
I live in the U.S. so dont say the places you are suck...they have cool accents! The only cool one over here is southern accent and Im up north...and our president is a moron what else sucks about the U.S. ummm we have Kmarts and Walmarts that suck...ummmmm our school system sucks...our money sucks it looks like mold grew on it...I could go on for awhile....o but we do have re-runs of 21 Jump Street
~DaPirateFreak~
JtM: Dance??
~~~~~~~~~~
We dont even have 21 jump street

el-pirate
me neither, that's mean!!!
Orlando´s Angel
whats mean??????????
~DaPirateFreak~
No tv show cry
el-pirate
yeah, we never have johnny show or movies on tv
~DaPirateFreak~

*throws shoe at TV*
Unholy_Cheese
LOL

~TheDeppFreak~
LMFAO!!!!
u American's have paper money!!!!! hysterical2
HHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i think thats wierd tho...coz we have plastic money

Unholy_Cheese
We r are one of the rare counterys with plastic money u know
Unholy_Cheese
Yeah, all the rest hav paper
~TheDeppFreak~
HA HA HA HA HAAA!!!!
WE HAVE PLASTIC!!!!.....na na na na na naaaa!!!
Unholy_Cheese

we do
~DaPirateFreak~
Plastic???.....I wouldnt exactly call it that but oh well

Unholy_Cheese
eyah its a type of plastic
~DaPirateFreak~

I no
Unholy_Cheese

no ya dont
~DaPirateFreak~

I need ur head
Unholy_Cheese
Huh?

~DaPirateFreak~
its a movie im watchin...this pirate wants his sons head coz its got a map on it so there runnin round tryin 2 chop his head off

Unholy_Cheese
Whats the need for this??>>

~DaPirateFreak~
*shrugs* Thought it was weird
Unholy_Cheese
Ok dont claw my eyes outshock
~DaPirateFreak~
*claws eyes out*
Unholy_Cheese
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
~DaPirateFreak~
Bwahahahahahahahahahaaaaa
~DaPirateFreak~

Neva
~DaPirateFreak~
Its normal to not know what normal is

Me & Bonk made a discovery last night

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