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Hi all,

I've noticed something shocking / funny from TWINE. Check out the bit when Bond looks at the rigged briefcase The Bull has left behind in Zuchovsky's hideout, right before he shouts "BOMB!!!" and runs out; there's some poor woman sitting behind the desk, minding her own business, who was most certainly incinerated in the blast ...

I'm sure she ran out too... I mean... that should be your reaction when a secret agent shouts "bomb"

I'm not so sure. Have a look for yourself - she looked REAL comfy in that chair ...

that's what a lazy woman gets ...well, any woman for that matter

Eh? What do you mean by THAT?

that a woman never wants to leave a chair out of lazyness

I'd run and hide before the girls get here yerss ...

and you think they'll run after me? they're too lazy

Heh - nice knowing you yerss!

pleasure was all mine

what did I say?

Nothing

then why are you mad?

Because my brother ate my candy

beat him up

I will

or maybe I just going to hide the remote control

you know how to bully people well I see

I gotta rewatch TWINE

(topic)

perhaps someone can send a still?

*calls out for help*

*covers ears*
I'm trying to find out how I can do stills of a VHS

I'm not sure you mean that, but......

pause the screen and take a pic with your camera

nono, then you have no quality

I'll never be able to take pics of all the bond women

but why do you wanna do that? you can find loads on websites

but I wanna take my own pics, like with this topic; you think there is one pic on the net about this?

most probaby, there is EVERYTHING on the net

can you search it please? *puppy eyes*

yeah but I won't find anything

have you tried already

Oh yeah!!! I finally found a still!!! Observe:

Guess what happens next

she got a marriage proposal?

I never noticed her

Poor woman ...

perhaps her husband left her and she was down?
so she stayed there to get killed

Or maybe she just didn't notice ...

with Bond yelling like that? is she deaf or something?

Look at her face of boredom, or maybe she was reading a magazine and was so into the magazine, she didn't notice the screams of a crazy man

it's bond, she probably was gazing at his body

Somehow I doubt that, yerss ...

Poor woman - she had no TIME to react ...

his eyes then?

Hopefully she was Barbara Brocolli...

she's deaf

Deaf??? You ARE being too kind... Now...what I would have said was she's...

she is?

she what?

A gentleman like moi keeps such opinions to himself...

tell us please

A 00 agent would never reveal such a secret...

but you're not a 00 agent besides we can always torture you to find out

she must be deaf

Look at the picture again, yerss. Unless his disembodied eyes are under the desk, I would think not !

perhaps the camera didn't pick it up well, not litterally

You can torture me anytime, old girl!

the combo with "old girl" makes me shiver

Who said anything about a threesome???

now you did and you're disturbing me

Gives me a bit of a shiver too, old boy!

lets get it back on topic before it goes nasty

Soooooooooo...yeah, poor woman!!!

*sniffs*

Wow - your sorrow just bowls me over

like a cannonball running over the pins in a bowlinglane

or you can tell me what you meant and I'll show mercy

Cheap shot, but ...

Come on yerss - I'm leaving! Tell me what you meant ... PLEASE? Or it will haunt me forever!

it's TR who has to tell

Oops! Got mixed up between threads! Hold up ...

Just replace yerss' name with Tr's and the gist is the same ...

okok, I'm the talking ape from Planet Of The Apes part 3

that explains everything

*jumps on evy's back and starts fleaing her*

So the poor woman explodes into little pieces and some apes came and jump around?

but don't the apes eat her later on?

Burned meat? I think James gave them bananas to eat

but some apes eat meat

They do!! they even eat other apes

especially chimps

lovely animals

wait till you starve them

Back on topic... so the woman explodes, eh?
And Bond just runs away... how sad

I saw the movie yesterday and I didn't even notice the girl

Well, Ahnold seen to noticed her and by the way it's been a long time since Ahnold left... and I never got to know him

well, perhaps he will return soon

Look on the bright side. With such a violent explosion, she never knew what hit her.

except that they yelled "BOMB" of course

Don't worry...she's still around...just under a different guise!!!

she?

Ahnold is a she?

Exactly, because she is dead

Anything's possible in the world of KMC!!!

but she did hear "BOMB!" and everyone running away

I would say an adrenalin rush when she heard, "bomb." Then suddenly she felt pressure and heat. Then nothingness..

or perhaps she banged her head on the desk, fell unconscious and died more peacefully

Did she have time to get up from her seat?? I would say she didn't have a head to bang over her desk in the short warning she had...

I'm trying to soften the pain for her

That's very thoughtful and human of you, yerssot. she needed some pain softening..

before she would get ripped apart

*BUMP*

I saw the movie again last week and I remembered this post; well, I have the answer

when Bond yells "Bomb! Move move move!" there is a shot where he runs away, in the background you can see THREE people running away from the bomb, so I think she made it out alive

I've been dying to dispell this rumour for months ... no!!! I'm a guy!!! Why do you think I call myself Ahnold?!

There! I can leave again now !

*stands on tower and plays The Last Post*

BUMP!

Originally posted by yerssot
I saw the movie again last week and I remembered this post; well, I have the answer

When Bond yells "Bomb! Move move move!" there is a shot where he runs away; in the background you can see THREE people running away from the bomb, so I think she made it out alive

So ... she might still be alive ? I'm so happy - now there's a perfect opportunity to explore her character further in subsequent Bond films ! My gut instinct tells me that she was very unfulfilled in her job, and hence became a pretty unfocussed worker - I mean c'mon! A big shiny ticking gold briefcase right in front of your nose and you just gaze into space??? It should have been you that shouted out "BOMB" to everybody else!!! What did you expect??? A klaxon eminating from the briefcase that said "WARNING - THIS IS A BOMB, SO RUN FOR YOUR LIFE" every 10 seconds??? This intriguing facet of her personality should be explored in greater depth - there's no excuse for the producers not to! It's a disgrace that she wasn't in Bond 20!

The character has limitless potential. Maybe she can form a new running gag - like that drunk guy who was in three consecutive Roger Moore movies looking shocked at Bond's improbable antics! She could always be present when a bomb goes off - that would be her "thing"! She should dress up, and go with Bond on missions!

Of course, we'll have to give her a name. Woman - I dub thee: Sally {don't ask me why - I just DO, alright?}. Ah, Sally; I foresee great things for you ...

On the other hand, maybe you were just slow on your feet, died in that blast, and we'll never see you again. In which case - ta ta.

so you mean you want to date her

Originally posted by yerssot
So you mean you want to date her

WHAT, exactly, in my last post suggested this?! She's not exactly Angelina Jolie ...

your compassion for her, I can see it in your eyes

Since when can you see my eyes ?

Dontcha mean: "I can read that from your posts"?

those big blue things? a mile away

oh no, you wuv her don't you?

Originally posted by yerssot
Those big blue things? A mile away

Oh no, you wuv her don't you?

My point exactly. My eyes aren't blue at all . However, my kudos to you, sir, for making such a risky stab in the dark regarding my eye colour; a shame your gamble didn't actually pay off .

I don't mean to sound vain, but ... look again at the woman's photo on page 2 of this thread. I don't love her! In any case, I could never love a woman so oblivious to what's going on around her .

Just look at her ... so utterly oblivous ... lost in her own little world. Our love could never work; I could never get her to be interested in me for long enough without her being distracted by a butterfly or something every few seconds .

ah come on Ahnold, who wouldn't wanna date you? you have power, you have muscles AND you talk with an accent

Originally posted by yerssot
Ah come on Ahnold, who wouldn't wanna date you? You have power, you have muscles AND you talk with an accent

This may come as a shock to you but ... I'm not actually Arnold Schwarzenegger shock . The real Ahnold is just some 18 year old guy from England who might have a LITTLE bit more difficulty with duh ladies ...

Though that STILL doesn't mean I wanna date ms. oblivious to bombs ...

see ahnold, it's this lack of belief in yourself that resulted in you ending up in sucky movies in the first place!

BUMP !

Originally posted by yerssot
See Ahnold, it's this lack of belief in yourself that resulted in you ending up in sucky movies in the first place !

How DARE you criticise my legendary acting abilities?! I am undeniably one of the greatest living thespians of our age!!! Dime do duhrminate spam_laser !!!

"Sucky movies" ... honestly. Clearly you haven't seen enough of my movies! What about the 3 "Terminator" films? And "Predator"? And "Total Recall"? And, ummm, "Collateral Damage"? And ... errrm ... "The Running Man"? And ... {sweating profusely} ... uhhh ... "Jingle All The Way" ... ?

Okay fine - so they haven't ALL been classics. But I had to do some for the kids ...

{Quickly and quietly} And a lot just for the money ...

I saw the first two Terminators, and didn't thought of them that highly, liked Predator for what it was and Total Recall and such were just the same ol': action without thinking -> after a while that becomes boring

by matter of chance, Jingle All the Way was on the tv today *sighs*

Originally posted by Ahnold
Hi all,

I've noticed something shocking / funny from TWINE. Check out the bit when Bond looks at the rigged briefcase The Bull has left behind in Zuchovsky's hideout, right before he shouts "BOMB!!!" and runs out; there's some poor woman sitting behind the desk, minding her own business, who was most certainly incinerated in the blast ...


Hah hah! Stupid byatch.