101 ways to annoy Norrington

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Miya Sparrow
I was looking through threads and I found all the 101 ways to annoy and I thought how could they not have a 101 ways to annoy Norrington (if they do then just go with this new one savvy)

I guess you know what to do by now

1.) tell him that Jack Sparrow is the best pirate you've ever saw (keep telling him this every day)

2.)..............................

ArrghPirateGirl
2) Make Jack Commodore evil face That would Piss him off laughing

Miya Sparrow
yes

A BaD PanCaKe
3) tell every pirate in the caribbean that the commodore is giving away free ships.

Miya Sparrow
laughing *falls off chair then dies*

JessieSparrow
4) be a pirate and exist...that alone would knock him off the deep end

Miya Sparrow
thats easy enough to do

JessieSparrow
yea I mean little kids could do it...get a marker and draw a "p" on their arm go running past...given he may hang them but I cant except liability for that...

Miya Sparrow
just get Will Turner the rescuer of all pirates to rescue them!!!!!!!

ahaha thats a new one lock Norrington in with Will that sure to annoy him, then we would have Jack left considering that Lizzy and barbossa have been blown up ahaha

ArrghPirateGirl
laughing..........Send him letters from Liz sayin how in love & stuff she is with will & how much she hates him .........Mwahahahahahahahahaaaaaa

Miya Sparrow
egg his house (I read that on a fanfiction it sounded fun)

ArrghPirateGirl
LMFAO Wat story was dat 1??? laughing

Miya Sparrow
um I forget hehehe uh *thinks* oh well can we still egg his house

ArrghPirateGirl
YES eek!

Miya Sparrow
yay! *runs off to egg Norringtons house* la la la la la egging Norry's house la la la la la *lights come on in house* ahhhhhhh run away RUN AWAY! *runs away*

ArrghPirateGirl
*jumps in bushes*
I hope he can't c in da dark
*kinda said that a little loud*
OH BUGGER sad
Oops I said that even louder no expression

Miya Sparrow
Miya: ahhhhhh *runs out in plain sight then stops and stares at the lights comeing from the house like a deer in the road*

(someone needs to be Norry or I can't get in trouble)

JessieSparrow
*Jack opens Norrys front door and walks out with arms full of stuff*
Jack: what the hell are you doing? Norrys on vacation...well hes not home so I thought Id go in and take some stuff

ArrghPirateGirl
APG: Oh cool
*runs into Norry's house*
We were goin 2 egg it but this is better big grin

Merry Lover
sad I like Norry... big grin But I'll join in the plundering! Wuahahahaa! pirate

el-pirate
wait, this isn't fair *runs into house* the sword from will is mine!!!!!! as is the commodore hat!! muahahaaa pirate2

JessieSparrow
Jack: noooo the hat is mine! ooo look his extra wig!

el-pirate
*comes out of house wearing commordores hat with EXTRA BIG FEATHER* Jumpy i'm a commodore!!!!! Jumpy

ArrghPirateGirl
APG: *comes out wearin comodores undies*
LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME eek!
*realizes that they r his undies*
blink.......AAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHH

el-pirate
iewh, iewh iewh!!!!!!!! sick laughing

ArrghPirateGirl
*throws undies on El*

el-pirate
aaaaahhhh *runs around screaming with undies on head* get htem off, get them off!! iiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
*sticks head in fire to burn undies* (that just happened to be there) aahhhh, hot hot hot!!! *runs around screaming with head on fire this time *

ArrghPirateGirl
APG: laughing.....blink
Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh Norry's Comming RUN RUN RUN!!!!
*hides under the doormat*
He won't eva find me here big grin

el-pirate
*tries to hide behind curtains, but accidently puts them on fire with head* ohh, no, ooh no *goes running around like crazy, accidently setting whole house on fire* whoopsi.... *jumps into bird bath to extinguish fire* he'll never find me here!

ArrghPirateGirl
*still under doormat*
Jessie/Jack HIDE already

Miya Sparrow
Miya: *comes up the path* what is just me *holds up a box of rum* thought we could have a party!drunk
yo ho yo ho and pirates life for me pirate

ArrghPirateGirl
APG: *jumps out from undernearth doormat*
YAY
*grabs da rum*
Lets burn his wigg evil face
*sets wigg on fire*
Bwahahahahahahahahaaa

el-pirate
yay, rum *climbs out of birthbath, completely bold now, cause hair all burned* noooo wait, i need a wig!!! *sees wigg go up in flames in front of eyes* aaahh damn!!! wel, than i'll just have to be bold. i'll just drink my misery away! beer

The_Red_Dagon
Shame on you laughing... HIS JACKET'S MINE big grin ... All I need now is Snape's wig and wand and Four metal tentacles coming out of my back and I'll have everything I need to live *Smiles hopefully wile poking the burning wig w/ a stick*

ArrghPirateGirl
*pour water out of bird bath on wigg then hands it 2 el*
There u go...& red dragon there should b a tentacle store down the road

Unholy_Cheese
APG y did ya name this thread 101 ways to annoy norigton? laughing y not "ways to annoy norington"?

BloomBabyGirl
because we're trying to get to 101 ways

Unholy_Cheese
Ooh so when we have we are gonna kill this thread?

ArrghPirateGirl
This aint my thread some 1 else started it laughing

Unholy_Cheese
Oh, but u did make some threads like this one...didnt u?

ArrghPirateGirl
Yup I made the 1's 4 Jack, Liz, Will and Barbossa big grin

Unholy_Cheese
watcha talkin about?

ArrghPirateGirl
Ugh!!...A q u asked

Unholy_Cheese
..huh?

ArrghPirateGirl
*slaps MG*

Im goin back 2 annoyin Norry Now

Unholy_Cheese
I cant think of any mor ways

ArrghPirateGirl
Easy...we go back 2 eggin his house then big grin

ArrghPirateGirl
*grabs dinosaur egg & chux it*
Bwah Bwah Bwah

el-pirate

ArrghPirateGirl
blink...Corset in Jacks closet WTF????

el-pirate
whoopsi... whistle

ArrghPirateGirl
*runs in2 house*
Wat do u mean no expression

ladygrim
egging someones house sounds like fun smile .. wot about posting dog food there .. i did that before .. gets them rather razzed off lol

el-pirate
shifty dog food.... i was more thinknig of other things from a dog, but this might be erm...nicer whistle

ladygrim
lol... either i dont mind... but i shant pik it up lol

~DaPirateFreak~
*pulls out gloves & hands em 2 LG*
There u go big grin

ladygrim
yay more people

~DaPirateFreak~
big grin *eggs Norrys house some more* happy

Unholy_Cheese
Can i join??

ladygrim
ok..more the merrier.

el-pirate
*gets a baseball practise things that shoots away the balls and fills it with eggs* angel

Unholy_Cheese
y would ya wanna do that?

el-pirate
see titlwe of thread!! *points baseball practise thing at Norry's house* big grin

ladygrim
heehee

~DaPirateFreak~
laughing This will b fun shifty

el-pirate
*baseballpractise thing explodes* ooh bugger! messed

~DaPirateFreak~
*gets another 1 & puts it in Norrys house & it explodes again along with house*
evil face Muahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaa

el-pirate
lol, poor norry!! laughing devil

~DaPirateFreak~
I wonder if he was inside no expression....Oh well whistle

Unholy_Cheese
Who was?

The_Red_Dagon
Nory, Dur!!!

The_Red_Dagon
eggseggsggesesggs... how do you spell eggs again?

~DaPirateFreak~
Um...dunno....Ill get back 2 u on that 1 no expression

Unholy_Cheese
Ill b leaving now no expression

~DaPirateFreak~
laughing

Unholy_Cheese
Ur laughin alot laughing

~DaPirateFreak~
laughing laughing yeah

Unholy_Cheese
hysterical hysterical hysterical

~DaPirateFreak~
stick out tongue

Unholy_Cheese
stick out tongue what?

~DaPirateFreak~
*spits*

ladygrim
spitting is a dirty habit .. wink

angelsflame265
"OMG a pirate!!!! op no sorry, my mistake. . .. . . OMG a Pirate!!! over there!!! nope just kidding. . .. . OMG!!. .. " do this 50 million jillion times

Unholy_Cheese
laughing jillion??

~DaPirateFreak~
H A H A H A laughing

Unholy_Cheese
yes

~DaPirateFreak~
big grin

Unholy_Cheese
big grin big grin

~DaPirateFreak~
Annoy Norrington...........*puts flesh eating bananas Happy Dance in his bed* Bwahahahahaaaa

Unholy_Cheese
no2

~Freak-N-Bunny~
yes

Unholy_Cheese
hmm...

~Freak-N-Bunny~
:/

Unholy_Cheese
er...do u eman erm?

Freâk'n'Zömbí
and u mean mean right? laughing

The_Red_Dagon
Flesh-eatin' bananas? Okey dokie...laughing

Hey I got one. I dunno if it's already been suggested but, Has anyone tried to annoy him by dressing up as a pirate and running up and down the dock screaming, "Yo Ho, Yo Ho A pirate's life for me?" laughing

That outta rightly piss him off.

Freâk'n'Zömbí
laughing nice 1

wat about taking his wig and put it and while running around screaming "LOOK AT ME!!!! I'M AN ICE-CREAM!!!!" laughing out loud

The_Red_Dagon
laughing Oh, god yeah...

*Grabs wig and does that* *Nory gets pissed and chases me*

'Scuse me, gotta flee da country. See you guys... tomorow smile

Freâk'n'Zömbí
laughing
WHOOPS!!!! roll eyes (sarcastic)

The_Red_Dagon
Geeeeee... I'm back.

*Nory sees me and comes runnin at me*

AHHHHHHH *Turns back into a dragon and flies into the air* HA Can't get me now

*Nory takes cannons and... yeah* My life sucks!!!

The_Red_Dagon
*Flies inter space* Nyah! Can't get me!!

*still hits me wif cannon* Noooo. *Crashes into earth as a pile of ash from reentry

Hey I got the 100 mark on this thread woohoo

Joscail
u know, egg peoples houses, stealing their stuff, burning peoples houses etc etc are all BAD things to do BAD i tell u..............lets graffiti his ship with "Jack Rulz", "Pirates are cool" & shit like that! YAY *Grabs can of paint & brush then runs off towards Norrington's ship!!* WOOW!!

Freâk'n'Zömbí
pirate5 <<<and put that there instead of Norries flag ninja

*COTTON MOUTH*
LOL......wat she said..

The_Red_Dagon
Hey wait for me *scoots along as a pile of ash and however a pile of ash scoots*

*COTTON MOUTH*
cool never new that till now

Joscail
I had a good story....but it had too many smilie so i copied & pasted the preview!!! enjoy!!! It's attached below!

*COTTON MOUTH*
Wow that was cool...really it was yes

Joscail
YAY! Thanku!

*COTTON MOUTH*
no pron....yes

The_Red_Dagon
Jos!!! OMG I haven't seen U in like forever eek! Cool you changes all the little pic thingies so's I couldn't recognize ya! Where've U been? Happy Dance

choosewisely
laughing laughing laughing

Joscail
*Looks around--whispers* I bin down dere. *Points down* t'was scary, t'was. *Looks scaried* I dun wanna go back there. *Sidles towards Red D, grabs around waist* DON"T LETTME GO BACK! DUN LETTME GO BACK! They tooks me they did, I dun wanna go back *Hides head*

*COTTON MOUTH*
^^^^^
LMFAO

KillTheLight
freaking hell it's only a bath

*COTTON MOUTH*
lol^

The_Red_Dagon
I won't let ya' *conjurers up rum and hands it to Joscail*

Anyone else want some? Rum, that is...

The_Red_Dagon
The best thing for fear is to get drunk laughing

*COTTON MOUTH*
i'll have some rum by that i mean kep the rum coming....

The_Red_Dagon
*Does quick hand movements and chants something in dragon...ish... Bright lights dance and suddenly, cases of rum stretch as far as the eye can see*

Hm, top thatbig grin

*COTTON MOUTH*
double top that

choosewisely
err tripple top that..

*COTTON MOUTH*
wink

choosewisely
hehehe

*COTTON MOUTH*
HAHA

Unholy_Cheese
What the f**k?

*COTTON MOUTH*
HEHE

Joscail
I really couldn't be bothered topping that....so I'm just gonna drink it *Starts sculling bottles of Rum*

~Freak-N-Bunny~
*starst sculing sunkist*

HYPO HYPO HYPO hyper HYPO HYPO HYPO jumpwoot HYPO HYPO HYPO

The_Red_Dagon
Wha? BUnny! I thought U were a rum-er-drinkererm

Unholy_Cheese
Bah!

Joscail
Rum taste good wiv coke! & it gets u good drunk...not crap drunk....Vodka works better tho

<Machete_Guy
Happy Dance Jack Daniels Happy Dance

The_Red_Dagon
...Kahluha!! eek!

KillTheLight
Jack Daniels and coke droolio

The_Red_Dagon
Umm... Any kind of alchohol that gets U drunk!eek!

Shonk-Da-'Onk
laughing Mmmmm

The_Red_Dagon
laughing

Shonk-Da-'Onk
erm

KillTheLight
&gt;&gt;&gt;my favourite smiliey ever goodnight

Shonk-Da-'Onk
Eee hee That 1's cute evil_monkey

KillTheLight
no it's not it looks constipated

Shonk-Da-'Onk
No the 1 on the other page that u posted laughing

The_Red_Dagon
What?

KillTheLight
laughing

Machete_Guy
That monkeys off "Family Guy" eek!

KillTheLight
family guy rocksrock stewies the man raver

Freâk'n'Zömbí
laughing
my mum has it.....she LOVES Nick Cage roll eyes (sarcastic)

KillTheLight
..um thats nice..blink

we're actually on about 'family guy' as in the animated tv series not some dodgy movie called 'the family man'

The_Red_Dagon
Hey have U guys seen the one where Peter(is that the dad's name?) tries to prove that Luke Perry's gay?

I haven't seen it in a while, so I can't remember what his name is ToT gomen!

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