The James Bond Gals!!!

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The Redeemer
"How pretty!!!" says Plenty in DAF...BUT we're not talking about hotel rooms here... wink No...we're talkin' the finest ladies ever to (dis)grace a Bond film!

This is the thread for SEXIST MISOGYNIST PIGS only...unless one's flag blows the other way...or, indeed, BOTH ways...feel free to post a MAYDAY FLAG!!! eek!

Let me start with THE MOST FABULOUS BOND GAL ever...!!! This one most certainly floats my boat...

The Redeemer
Take a look...

Ahnold
I'll let the picture speak for itself:

The Redeemer
And again...

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OK...so I'm smitten!!! embarrasment

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Corrine...the gal that was eaten by Drax' dogs... sad

The Redeemer
Here's a lady that'll go down a treat here... smokin'

The Redeemer
No one else posting??? I may as well play with myself... wink

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This IS most enjoyable... whistle

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Just to finish things OFF nicely... angel

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Being the generous guy that I am I'll post a pic for those batting on the OTHER side... big grin

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"My mouth's too big!!!"

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"I know what HE'S afriad of..."

"BEASENTS!!!"

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"But I have THREE of them, m'dear!!!"

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"Just give me one second...lover!!!"

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"Hi...my name's Plenty...that's one hell of a BIG dice!!!"

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Bond: "Why Plenty, that's a nice wrist action..."
Plenty: "Well...after all... I AM a Las Vegas gal!!!"

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"Shh...don't tell 'em Rog is the new Bond!!!"

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"Why James...you really do have THREE!!!"

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"So...it's THUNDERBALL up next, eh???"

Evy_O
for me, she is a very sexy Bond gal happy

http://www.universalexports.net/Graphics/Women/jinx.jpg

The Redeemer
"I just hope wearing this will make FRWL a big (H)it in Ireland...!!!"

yerssot
real 80s huh

http://homepages.nildram.co.uk/~prospero/images/screenshot/ltk33.jpg

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"Thank heaven for the Greek sea...!!!

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"I'm soooooooo much better looking than that tart Goodhead!!!"

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"Don't you think so, James???"

yerssot
"Look at me!"

Evy_O
yoo-hoo! *takes pom-pons and cheers for halle berry* happy

yerssot
there you go ruining the thread again stick out tongue

The Redeemer
"Well M...I WAS keeping the British end up!!!

yerssot
and his tip

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"Don't you think I'm pretty, Yerss???"

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"Yersh ishh on the line...he shays you are a dog!!!"

yerssot
damn straight she is! barks like hell too

The Redeemer
Sorry, old boy...I don't have one of MAYDAY for you...I know she's more up you alley!!! laughing out loud

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"I pray Yerss will love me someday...!!!"

yerssot
she can keep dreaming stick out tongue

The Redeemer
"What the hell do you mean TWINE is crap, TR???"

yerssot
wrong movie stick out tongue

The Redeemer
Here it is... laughing out loud

yerssot
Can you put that in English for those of us who don't speak Spy?

The Redeemer
IIRC someone around here once called her ugly... roll eyes (sarcastic)

yerssot
BLEURGH!
I believe that person is me sick

The Redeemer
I promise to seek ya out a MAYDAY pic tomorrow... stick out tongue

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I'll leave you with THE BEST BOND GAL ever...worth TWO MINUTES of anyone's time... smokin'

yerssot
only 2? stick out tongue

The Redeemer
It's the age... shifty

Evy_O
she's sweet happy
but not like Halle wink

The Redeemer
Thank you Evy...it takes another gal to appreciate beauty... yes

yerssot
she's younger than you?

The Redeemer
"Yerss dosen't love me...!!!" sad

yerssot
heck no biatch eek!

The Redeemer
That HORSE for ya tomorrow!!! big grin

yerssot
hey! don't go punish me now sad

The Redeemer
You just know you are dying to see him, er, her... stick out tongue

yerssot
you sure it's a her?

Evy_O
http://www.universalexports.net/Graphics/Women/pussy.jpg

Pussy Galore

yerssot
I know, but I asked for her name wink

Ahnold
Here's a good one for you ...

Ahnold
This is one of the Bond girls from "For your eyes only" called Caroline Cossey. Don't recognise her? Here's a clue: she was born Barry Cossey ...

yerssot
there goes my appetite sad

Evy_O
http://www.universalexports.net/Movies/Graphics/6-captures/39.jpg

yerssot
ow evy, why did you had to show his late wife sad
they have all the time in the world sad

The Redeemer
F*ck me!!! Now, that's a nice still!!! smokin'

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THAT Belgian Git take note!!! eek!

The Redeemer
"My sister is the GOLDEN GAL...!!!"

yerssot
come again? blink

Ahnold
Oi! Watch your mouth Redeemer ...

yerssot
what did he mean sad

The Redeemer
That's exactly what she said last night... eek!

yerssot
no; that's what the virgin mary said after giving ...erm... PG13 messed

The Redeemer
Virgin Mary??? Blasphemy, I say!!! eek!

yerssot
Trench is a blasphemy just by showing her face stick out tongue

Evy_O
shifty

yerssot
"oh look, you made me miss my lunch"

Scar, The Lion King

Evy_O
original no expression

yerssot
not really, but she isn't worthy of having a new phrase stick out tongue

come on, you think she's cute? messed

Evy_O
well not extremely beautiful, but not ugly either messed

you must have missed the REALLY ugly women... she is so pretty compared to some blink

yerssot
then what makes a girl ugly??

which some would that be? Q? stick out tongue

The Redeemer
*cough* horse *cough*

Evy_O
horse? stick out tongue



non harmonic face characteristics, obesity, deformities, too huge nose... etc ... imho messed

laughing out loud umm, take a look around when you go out, lots of ugly people

The Redeemer
Yeah...Yerss' favourite yoke from AVTAK...now, HE's ugly!!! eek!

Evy_O
see! THAT'S ugly then, not Sylvia Trench eek!

yerssot
that's Sylvia to me stick out tongue

Evy_O
she's obese? where are the non harmonic face characteristics and the huge nose? or the deformities? no

The Redeemer
Enough TRENCHES, YOKES and other assorted oddities... stick out tongue

Here's a good looker!!! smokin'

yerssot
I didn't say obese, just darn ugly stick out tongue

and TR, ... I like chinese, they tast different wink

The Redeemer
Like Peking duck? wink

yerssot
only different of course

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Ms Fullerton...

yerssot
the tsajcovski (sp) girl eek!

The Redeemer
You mean the bubbles were tickling her...??? eek!

yerssot
feet stick out tongue

Evy_O
the bubbles aren't touching her feet confused



I seriously dislike her eek! not all chinese girls, just this one... not nice looking imho erm

yerssot
I tried to keep it civilised stick out tongue

how come evy? sad

oh, and here is more than "just" a JB gal:

Evy_O
you could've said shoulders stick out tongue

look that pic, she looks so bad in it sad

yerssot
but her shoulders aren't under water stick out tongue

she isn't that cute but she IS chinese wink

Evy_O
but the bubbles touch them stick out tongue

... so? confused

yerssot
you got sharp little eyes...can't wait to get to your teeth stick out tongue

they taste different stick out tongue

well whatcha know... two adapted bond quotes in one replyhappy

Evy_O
*bares teeth* big grin

you've errrr..... eaten one? ermm

and first one reminds me of Red Riding Hood

and on topic: Lupe Lamora

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The Redeemer
What a horrible looking still..what did you *photograph* it off??? A VHS tape??? laughing out loud

yerssot
I like that girl, she looks ... tasty shifty

The Redeemer
"Come on BARBARA...let's see what you're made off!!!" evil face

Clovie
^that one tasty? messed

yerssot
no, that one looks her hair is on fire messed

Ahnold
laughing

yerssot
but no one is helping sad

Clovie
it reminds me some stupid comercial, lady got dress on fire and noone is helping her coz the only liquid there is beer. and they prefer to drink it than to spoil it on her roll eyes (sarcastic)
poor lady sad

yerssot
she wasn't a bond girl huh wink

The Redeemer
Like my ref to Brocolli, eh, old boy??? eek!

Clovie
but she looked as one roll eyes (sarcastic)

The Redeemer
It dosen't take much IQ to be a Bond gal...just the ability to toss one's fine mane and make the viewer's heart melt... love

Evy_O
heeey, don't start with the no-brains bimbo stereotype nono

Clovie
i agree with Evy.
not all of them were totally stupid stick out tongue

Evy_O
guys just have this superiority syndrom... dooohhh schmoll

stick out tongue

The Redeemer
Relax ladies...not ALL gals have no-brains... shifty

Evy_O
you implied that pretty girls are brainless! yes

Clovie
the best proof that pretty girls are not stupid was legally blond..

The Redeemer
Not this one...even if she does bat for the OTHER side... eek!

The Redeemer
"And get your damn hands off my Mint Julip...!!!"

Evy_O
but this was a stupid movie confused

The Redeemer
Wasn't the SCOOBY DOO gal in that one? huh

Clovie
but she proved she can do what she want confused

Evy_O
a) she was just darn lucky yes
b) she still seemed naive to me
c) these stuff don't happen IRL stick out tongue



nope, Legally Blonde had Reese Witherspoon, and Scooby Doo that girl from Buffy The Vampire Slayer... but I don't remember her name sad

Clovie
a,b agreed.

c for me happens stick out tongue

Evy_O
you mean you act/are a dumb naive blonde with pink clothing, an annoying dog and a boyfriend that dumped you, cause of whom you studied law school to revenge him? stick out tongue

yerssot
Sarah Michelle Gellar

Clovie
not. i'm dark haired naive dumb person, not trying to revenge on anyone.cry

The Redeemer
Don't upset the Polish gal...eleven of her countrymen have an important job to do Wednesday night... shifty

Clovie
they do.... wink

and thanks winkiss

Evy_O
Oh yeah! Sarah Michelle Gellar it is messed



if you were dumb you wouldn't know, would you wink anyhoo, I fail to see the connection with Reese in LB huh

Clovie
LB? huh

Evy_O
Legally Blonde stick out tongue

Clovie
oh bag (i thought you meant another bond messed)

and thank you for failing to see conection laughing out loud

The Redeemer
Witherspoon...Gellar...what's the difference??? Bimbos the both of them!!! stick out tongue

Clovie
i think witherspoon is not a totally bimbo in real life erm

Evy_O
guys, arrogant selfish bstards tongue2 they are not bimbos stick out tongue



it's a good thing I didn't? eek!

Clovie
yeah i think so stick out tongue

The Redeemer
Look...blonde = bimbo...it's a fact of life!!! ninja

Clovie
i gotta disagree erm

Evy_O
Clovie> good cause I didn't understand what I said stick out tongue



see... that's what guys will NEVER get stick out tongue girls just ACT dumb from time to time to get what they want

fab

The Redeemer
Such a nice way of of putting it, Clovie...and not a stuck out tounge in sight...unlike someone slse around here... shifty

Clovie
laughing

ps. where is cms page? confused


thankyou smile
who?

The Redeemer
*cough* MOD *cough* whistle

Clovie
evy is a mod? blink

Evy_O
I'll stick my tongue out as much as I want http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/tongue/tongue10.gif

Evy_O
I'm the secret mod of the JB forum shifty






not really wink inside joke

The Redeemer
Ask her!!! evil face

Clovie
got an answer already happy

Evy_O
I'm faster than you, admit it stick out tongue

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