The James Bond Gals!!!
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The Redeemer
"How pretty!!!" says Plenty in DAF...BUT we're not talking about hotel rooms here...
No...we're talkin' the finest ladies ever to (dis)grace a Bond film!
This is the thread for SEXIST MISOGYNIST PIGS only...unless one's flag blows the other way...or, indeed, BOTH ways...feel free to post a MAYDAY FLAG!!!
Let me start with THE MOST FABULOUS BOND GAL ever...!!! This one most certainly floats my boat...
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Take a look...
Ahnold
I'll let the picture speak for itself:
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OK...so I'm smitten!!!
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Corrine...the gal that was eaten by Drax' dogs...
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Here's a lady that'll go down a treat here...
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No one else posting??? I may as well play with myself...
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This IS most enjoyable...
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Just to finish things OFF nicely...
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Being the generous guy that I am I'll post a pic for those batting on the OTHER side...
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"My mouth's too big!!!"
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"I know what HE'S afriad of..."
"BEASENTS!!!"
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"But I have THREE of them, m'dear!!!"
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"Just give me one second...lover!!!"
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"Hi...my name's Plenty...that's one hell of a BIG dice!!!"
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Bond: "Why Plenty, that's a nice wrist action..."
Plenty: "Well...after all... I AM a Las Vegas gal!!!"
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"Shh...don't tell 'em Rog is the new Bond!!!"
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"Why James...you really do have THREE!!!"
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"So...it's THUNDERBALL up next, eh???"
Evy_O
for me, she is a very sexy Bond gal
http://www.universalexports.net/Graphics/Women/jinx.jpg
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"I just hope wearing this will make FRWL a big (H)it in Ireland...!!!"
yerssot
real 80s huh
http://homepages.nildram.co.uk/~prospero/images/screenshot/ltk33.jpg
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"Thank heaven for the Greek sea...!!!
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"I'm soooooooo much better looking than that tart Goodhead!!!"
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"Don't you think so, James???"
Evy_O
yoo-hoo! *takes pom-pons and cheers for halle berry*
yerssot
there you go ruining the thread again
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"Well M...I WAS keeping the British end up!!!
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"Don't you think I'm pretty, Yerss???"
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"Yersh ishh on the line...he shays you are a dog!!!"
yerssot
damn straight she is! barks like hell too
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Sorry, old boy...I don't have one of MAYDAY for you...I know she's more up you alley!!!
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"I pray Yerss will love me someday...!!!"
yerssot
she can keep dreaming
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"What the hell do you mean TWINE is crap, TR???"
yerssot
wrong movie
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Here it is...
yerssot
Can you put that in English for those of us who don't speak Spy?
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IIRC someone around here once called her ugly...
yerssot
BLEURGH!
I believe that person is me
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I promise to seek ya out a MAYDAY pic tomorrow...
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I'll leave you with THE BEST BOND GAL ever...worth TWO MINUTES of anyone's time...
yerssot
only 2?
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It's the age...
Evy_O
she's sweet
but not like Halle
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Thank you Evy...it takes another gal to appreciate beauty...
yerssot
she's younger than you?
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"Yerss dosen't love me...!!!"
yerssot
heck no biatch
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That HORSE for ya tomorrow!!!
yerssot
hey! don't go punish me now
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You just know you are dying to see him, er, her...
yerssot
you sure it's a her?
Evy_O
http://www.universalexports.net/Graphics/Women/pussy.jpg
Pussy Galore
yerssot
I know, but I asked for her name
Ahnold
Here's a good one for you ...
Ahnold
This is one of the Bond girls from "For your eyes only" called Caroline Cossey. Don't recognise her? Here's a clue: she was born Barry Cossey ...
yerssot
there goes my appetite
Evy_O
http://www.universalexports.net/Movies/Graphics/6-captures/39.jpg
yerssot
ow evy, why did you had to show his late wife
they have all the time in the world
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F*ck me!!! Now, that's a nice still!!!
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THAT Belgian Git take note!!!
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"My sister is the GOLDEN GAL...!!!"
yerssot
come again?
Ahnold
Oi! Watch your mouth Redeemer ...
yerssot
what did he mean
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That's exactly what she said last night...
yerssot
no; that's what the virgin mary said after giving ...erm... PG13
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Virgin Mary??? Blasphemy, I say!!!
yerssot
Trench is a blasphemy just by showing her face
yerssot
"oh look, you made me miss my lunch"
Scar, The Lion King
Evy_O
original
yerssot
not really, but she isn't worthy of having a new phrase
come on, you think she's cute?
Evy_O
well not extremely beautiful, but not ugly either
you must have missed the REALLY ugly women... she is so pretty compared to some
yerssot
then what makes a girl ugly??
which some would that be? Q?
The Redeemer
*cough* horse *cough*
Evy_O
horse?
non harmonic face characteristics, obesity, deformities, too huge nose... etc ... imho
umm, take a look around when you go out, lots of ugly people
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Yeah...Yerss' favourite yoke from AVTAK...now, HE's ugly!!!
Evy_O
see! THAT'S ugly then, not Sylvia Trench
yerssot
that's Sylvia to me
Evy_O
she's obese? where are the non harmonic face characteristics and the huge nose? or the deformities?
The Redeemer
Enough TRENCHES, YOKES and other assorted oddities...
Here's a good looker!!!
yerssot
I didn't say obese, just darn ugly
and TR, ... I like chinese, they tast different
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Like Peking duck?
yerssot
only different of course
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Ms Fullerton...
yerssot
the tsajcovski (sp) girl
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You mean the bubbles were tickling her...???
yerssot
feet
Evy_O
the bubbles aren't touching her feet
I seriously dislike her
not all chinese girls, just this one... not nice looking imho
yerssot
I tried to keep it civilised
how come evy?
oh, and here is more than "just" a JB gal:
Evy_O
you could've said shoulders
look that pic, she looks so bad in it
yerssot
but her shoulders aren't under water
she isn't that cute but she IS chinese
Evy_O
but the bubbles touch them
... so?
yerssot
you got sharp little eyes...can't wait to get to your teeth
they taste different
well whatcha know... two adapted bond quotes in one reply
Evy_O
*bares teeth*
you've errrr..... eaten one? ermm
and first one reminds me of Red Riding Hood
and on topic: Lupe Lamora
http://homepages.nildram.co.uk/~prospero/images/screenshot/ltk34.jpg
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What a horrible looking still..what did you *photograph* it off??? A VHS tape???
yerssot
I like that girl, she looks ... tasty
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"Come on BARBARA...let's see what you're made off!!!"
Clovie
^that one tasty?
yerssot
no, that one looks her hair is on fire
yerssot
but no one is helping
Clovie
it reminds me some stupid comercial, lady got dress on fire and noone is helping her coz the only liquid there is beer. and they prefer to drink it than to spoil it on her
poor lady
yerssot
she wasn't a bond girl huh
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Like my ref to Brocolli, eh, old boy???
Clovie
but she looked as one
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It dosen't take much IQ to be a Bond gal...just the ability to toss one's fine mane and make the viewer's heart melt...
Evy_O
heeey, don't start with the no-brains bimbo stereotype nono
Clovie
i agree with Evy.
not all of them were totally stupid
Evy_O
guys just have this superiority syndrom... dooohhh schmoll
The Redeemer
Relax ladies...not ALL gals have no-brains...
Evy_O
you implied that pretty girls are brainless!
Clovie
the best proof that pretty girls are not stupid was legally blond..
The Redeemer
Not this one...even if she does bat for the OTHER side...
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"And get your damn hands off my Mint Julip...!!!"
Evy_O
but this was a stupid movie
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Wasn't the SCOOBY DOO gal in that one?
Clovie
but she proved she can do what she want
Evy_O
a) she was just darn lucky
b) she still seemed naive to me
c) these stuff don't happen IRL
nope, Legally Blonde had Reese Witherspoon, and Scooby Doo that girl from Buffy The Vampire Slayer... but I don't remember her name
Clovie
a,b agreed.
c for me happens
Evy_O
you mean you act/are a dumb naive blonde with pink clothing, an annoying dog and a boyfriend that dumped you, cause of whom you studied law school to revenge him?
yerssot
Sarah Michelle Gellar
Clovie
not. i'm dark haired naive dumb person, not trying to revenge on anyone.cry
The Redeemer
Don't upset the Polish gal...eleven of her countrymen have an important job to do Wednesday night...
Clovie
they do....
and thanks winkiss
Evy_O
Oh yeah! Sarah Michelle Gellar it is
if you were dumb you wouldn't know, would you
anyhoo, I fail to see the connection with Reese in LB
Clovie
LB?
Evy_O
Legally Blonde
Clovie
oh bag (i thought you meant another bond
)
and thank you for failing to see conection
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Witherspoon...Gellar...what's the difference??? Bimbos the both of them!!!
Clovie
i think witherspoon is not a totally bimbo in real life
Evy_O
guys, arrogant selfish bstards tongue2 they are not bimbos
it's a good thing I didn't?
Clovie
yeah i think so
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Look...blonde = bimbo...it's a fact of life!!!
Clovie
i gotta disagree
Evy_O
Clovie> good cause I didn't understand what I said
see... that's what guys will NEVER get
girls just ACT dumb from time to time to get what they want
fab
The Redeemer
Such a nice way of of putting it, Clovie...and not a stuck out tounge in sight...unlike someone slse around here...
Clovie
ps. where is cms page?
thankyou
who?
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*cough* MOD *cough*
Clovie
evy is a mod?
Evy_O
I'll stick my tongue out as much as I want http://www.planetsmilies.com/smilies/tongue/tongue10.gif
Evy_O
I'm the secret mod of the JB forum
not really
inside joke
The Redeemer
Ask her!!!
Clovie
got an answer already
Evy_O
I'm faster than you, admit it
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