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Okay. Here's how the scene was described to me. The setting... Tattooine (sic). Yoda and Chewbacca are together when the Clonetroopers are ordered to kill the Jedi. What does Yoda do? He grabs some mud, smears it on his face, jumps on Chewbacca's back, acts all stupid like his first appearance in Empire Strikes Back, and pretends to be Chewie's pet.

To further the deception, he farts. Yes, you read that right: Yoda farts.

couldn't he keep it down with the force?

God, I hope that happens.

shock

Yoda smears what on his face?>? Whos poop, What is going on? Where am I? NO no NOOOOOOOOO

And you guys wonder I get so incredibly pissed at these kinds of posts

well if it happens, then i will definately look lowly towards the jedi master

If THAT happens Im done......that is just TOO stupid to be happening.

man, can you just imagine the smell of a fart, coming from a 900 or so year, year being, not to mention his species. it just seems to me like his species have bad BO, so add that to the fart.

BTW, why is yoda acting so retarded in the old eps. was he high or something.

oh boy

yoda's fart will probably have a green tint to it.

..................POOR CHEWBACCA!

GG I have an answer to your question, but I am reluctant to give it in this thread- maybe I should begin a new one..

i've heard yoda acts like his "old" self in this scene....but the new rumour sounds just like what i've come to expect from "thefart.net"....

hah.

YODA WIL FART!?!?!?

well its about time!

was he holding it in for 900 years?

JP, Idon't think these idiots can tell a true spoiler from a pile of bantha poodoo.

next, YODA"S GOT SARS!

its bulls*** anyway. TFN even says its most likely untrue

it is. my father knows this guy whos cousins with the dude whos wife is best friends with this girl whos roomates with another dude who lives in a barn next to a fisherman who catches fish with a guy who is yodas lawyer, yoda is only thirty three

well, i guess that settles it then...my mistake

tis a joke, hes actually thirty-six

time to haul out the trusty

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v145/spadesmamma61/stupidthread1.jpg

wow i want one of those for my room

WTG JP. Lets got logic flowing again!

...as opposed to yoda's gas

This could be true folks, please dont forget who we are dealing with here people!

GEORGE FREAKIN LUCAS

It's not the simple questions that make me mad, it's the Threads that are started with no proof and a lack of SENCE!!!!!!

I need a link to the sites you are visiting pooper

Yoda and Chewie are on kashyyk when the clones attack.

i hope this is just a bad joke.

besides the farting part it acctually sounds cool to me... I would love to see some of that old Yoda... but wouldnt the troopers know him being he was their general/leader whatever?

if Yoda farts in ep.III i dont think i'll know what to think...do you think Yoda can use the force to fart on command?

well, look at the thread starters name... pooperpants, i think this kid knows what he's talking about.

SOLRAC SATDIAL?

who the heck is that?

well, what ever, yes, i guess then.

i thought so

....... and australia's like, WTF mate.

no matter...just dont do it again and i wont tell a soul, ok?

This reminds of the n'sync fiasco. Besides there is no mud on tantooine. Though if it turns out to be true, then GL did go mad. Yoda looking like he is rubbing sh*t all over his face, that will give the movie an R rating.

not that i put lucas above using more toilet humor, but i really REALLY doubt this to be true

mabey it was bantha poodoo.

or just add water, and in 2 seconds, you have mud. IN-GENIUS!

OMG where is USH when ya need him?

i knnow, this thread just carries on and on. it's just a fart people.

out.............

<---closes eyes and uses the force to call ush

USH.......USH......HEAR ME..........

damn...oh well....i still need training

he's not online hun

*fart*

This thread is like a stitch in my side. I can't take it any more!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111

Okay, due to popular demand, the F-Mod returns.
No more posts here please.



Closing.

Jabba burps...

That dumbtruck Jar Jar got farted on in the podrace....

maybe gl has had a brainfart....


Peeeyousa

*coming to JP's rescue*

CLOSING!