Painful Saturday
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ToMacco
Wow, I'm really hungover today.
LadyEowyn
why did u drink so much?
ToMacco
It seemed like a good idea last night.
I went to my buddy's place, and we just kept calling more and more people to come over.
I easily finished my 12 pack of Rolling Rock. Then I moved onto Wiskey Cokes. The half-and-half kind. I can still taste those in my mouth.
LadyEowyn
acoholic are you?
LanceWindu
You haven't noticed yet there LE.
LadyEowyn
well he could just really like beer, but if hes alcoholic hes dependant on it.
i did notice, from the very beginning, that To is fond of boos.
finti
sounds like a Dutchman
To van der Boos
LadyEowyn
oooookay. what do you call it?
finti
besides booze you mean
LadyEowyn
argh!! forget it.
finti
No
LadyEowyn
then what more do you have to say about it?
finti
ehhh boze is cool from time to time.
LadyEowyn
i think it tastes horrible!
Thomas H
Ahhh, I love it!!!!
Vodka and juice!!!
Gin and coka cola (believe it or not)
If it helps to...you are not the only one with a little hungover!! I drank 10 beers and 6 vodka and juice...plus some other shit that i dont know what was!!!
Raz
To drinks as Homer probably drinks.......but then again Homer is a cartoon character.
Try some alchezeler!
keokiswahine
cool it on the booze; your liver will go on strike. My neighbor is an alcoholic. When he binges, he collapses and vomits blood, usually 2 pints worth, cuz his liver is shutting down.
ToMacco
Well keo, I'm not quite that bad.
No, I'm not an alcoholic, but my friends and I love to get together and 'slam em down'. I don't drink alone. . . usually
LadyEowyn
id have to say beer totally discusts me but...i do enjoy 3-4 cups a coffee a day. mmmm....sugar!
Julie
I'm too young to drink so I'll stick with the coffee and sugar.....
LadyEowyn
always the best choice!
coffee coffee coffee
*goes to make another cup of coffee*
Julie
Actually I like cappichino....coffee is good too....
How do you like your coffee?
LadyEowyn
in a cup...no jk
i like it:
frozen
frozen
warm
hot
and
frozen
i basically live at starbucks. every day the same: a caramel frappucino.
then i get home and make my own
Julie
Caramel Frappuchino
That'll rot your teeth...but it sure sounds good.....I hardly every go to Starbucks
......
LadyEowyn
i also brush my teeth with every cup i drink. brownish is not a pretty color for teeth.
but it is quite tasty. you should try it someday.
Julie
Perhaps I will, but when do you find the time to drink coffee and then brush your teeth.....
LadyEowyn
i usually have a cup b4 i go to school (then i brush my teeth)
then i come home and have a cup of coffee (and i brush my teeth)
then i have a cup during dinner (when im done i brush my teeth)
then i have one b4 i go to sleep (then i brush my teeth)
but if i got to starbucks i cant brush my teeth so i wait till i get home
my dentist doesnt beleive me when i tell him how many times i brush
Julie
Ha...dentists are evil
...I believe you if it's any consolation
you are pretty busy drinking coffee....
LadyEowyn
i get a headache if i dont. is that bad? i think so.
*goes for another cup*
I CANT HELP IT!!!!
its sooo gooooood
Julie
*speaking softly*
Now Lady, put down the cup and nobody gets hurt...
Julie
Having withdraw symptoms....ahhh nurse fetch another coffee for the poor lass...she'll waste away to nothing!!!!!!!
LadyEowyn
*grabbing the cup*
thats more like it. wait...hey...is this *gasps* DECAF?!!!!!
Julie
*turns to nurse*
"You incompetant fool.....quick get her the real stuff before we lose her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1"
*Hands Lady the good stuff*
ToMacco
Coffee is worse for you than alcohol. (In Moderation).
Caffine is a drug, just like cocaine or heroin.
Texas
The hung over drunk is preaching about the evils of caffeine!
****** slaps ToMacco*
That ones from MADD!
ToMacco
I'm not hungover anymore.
Plus, I don't drive drunk, so MADD can kiss my Minnesota ass!
keokiswahine
*MADD smooch*
LadyEowyn
if coffee is a drug then im drugged up all the time.
i dont think it kills your liver like alcohol though...
keokiswahine
no, dearie, you're just twitchy all the time from the caffeine.
LadyEowyn
no *twitches* that cant *twitches* be true *twitches*
caffeine is my freind!
finti
never picked up on that coffee habitt
ToMacco
I don't like coffee either. Of course, I never really gave it a chance.
finti
Irish coffe is goooooooooooooooooooooooooood
ToMacco
Damn right it's good.
I wish I was Irish. All they do is drink and dance!
finti
ah so you wanna be a Gnome
LadyEowyn
ive never had irish coffee...i think. but then that would give me 5 cups a coffee a day. i will never surrender my puerto rican coffee
keokiswahine
*watches LE twitch*
Edna Witch
LE Must go to the toilet ALL the time!
Dim
I know that feeling...
finti
go go go go waterfall
Julie
That's cruel
ToMacco
Good idea.
I'm going to go pee now.
finti
in the bowl To not on the floor
keokiswahine
will you just zip it?
ToMacco
Uh oh! Spagettios!
ToMacco
Leave Italy out of this!
barbie_girl
o o o o !!!!! fight fight fight!
ToMacco
Looking back, this thread doesn't make sense anymore.
yerssot
everything from you doesn't make sense
ToMacco
no one asked for your "two cents" yers.
yerssot
two cents? I'm sure I had more when I came in!
ToMacco
Yeah, but I stole your purse
yerssot
I have a purse???
You mean the one that I took last week when you weren't looking?
ToMacco
You stole some ladies purse? Why, did you need tampons?
yerssot
perhaps, who will tell?
ToMacco
Your secret is safe with me.
yerssot
ok ... it wasn't a purse I brought in, it was a small aligator
LadyEowyn
alligator purse?
ToMacco
Just smile and nod, LE
LadyEowyn
*smiles and nods*
ooooo...my head hurts now. thanks a lot To. thats the last time i take advice from you
ToMacco
No, it's the first time.
finti
headaches are cool when others have it
ToMacco
Yes, it is fun to make fun of other people's pain.
LadyEowyn
well To its first and last
headaches are not fun...now you made me OD on advil just so i wouldnt have one anymore.
*slowly falls asleep...*
ToMacco
*throws water on LE*
WAKE UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yerssot
*begins to sing very loudly*
Hey! I suffer, you suffer!
LadyEowyn
*smacks To*
i was just sleeping!!! the pills havent kicked in ....yet.
yerssot
who do I have to smack? NOT LE! I don't smack girls!
*smacks To instead*
ToMacco
*pulls out yellow lightsabre, cuts off yers' hands.*
Now what are you going to do?
yerssot
Laughing...
because you have to be purely cannon here, a yellow sabre doesn't exist
LadyEowyn
good point there, yers
where did you get yours To?
ToMacco
I built it as a part of my training.
ToMacco
A tie dyed light sabre. I like it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LadyEowyn
see... i always knew it was possible!
now where are those refrigerator teddy bears?
*goes off somewhere in la la land... be back in 5*
yerssot
5 days? 5 hours? 5 minutes? 5 seconds?
LadyEowyn
well it was supposed to be 5 min. but then it turned into somewhat, 5 hours
barbie_girl
glad u came back i will neva!
ToMacco
Just ignore BG, Jules. She's crazy.
ToMacco
How ironic that this thread gets to 100 on another painful Saturday. This time it's finti's head.
I'm going to get WASTED tonight. Going to a bar where we'll drink green beer for St. Patricks day!!!!!!
Dim
Ahhh...and tonight you would puke a lovely shade of green
Thomas H
this is the first saturday in 13 week I aint going to drink.....and I aint even 18!
because next week I have a vacation...and me and some friends are going to a place callet "Stryn" and we are going to drink all day and night...so I better have some money left for that!!
have nice day out on the city people....drink to you puke....or not!
keokiswahine
Went to a St Paddy's day Brunch/radio show this morning. They served corn beef and cabbage with the rest of the normal buffet stuff, plus green orange juice.
mah
sounds icky!
would be something special if they advertised big for it; ''come to us and taste the world-famous green, orange juice!''
yerssot
it's like the Green Heinz Ketchup mah
finti
well living in Kongsvinger you wouldnt know what that expression means
Dim
What does it mean???
I myself use purple ketchup
yerssot
purple ketchup; purple sabre... I think someones favorite color is purple!
Lance, I'm looking at you now!
keokiswahine
ahhhhhhhhh, the purple people eaters have arrived.
ToMacco
That's what the Minnesota Vikings were called a while back.
finti
the purple people eaters???
Gundark
Yes. The Chicago Bears are called the Monsters of the Midway. A lot of american football teams have those kind of nicknames.
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