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I was just bored and I was in the mood to dance and just party so does anyone wanna dance and work for me...It will pay 360.00 a dance........* Graps hand on pole and starts to dance*

Man I suck at the color typo..

Wheres a pole for me eek:

you didn't end the tag. there should be at the end

like this


there is already one "club" like this

Ohh..well...* Starts dancing on pole*

*looks for own pole*

Wow a male Stripper how interseting....So your now working here

If it would be easier i could get a wig....?

No..no..we need a male dancer

Okay

Not that i would ever dress up as a woman anyway

hmm....

diva

I mean

euro


yes...thats what i meant

...Bye everyone..*hugs everyone

Bye Bye wavey hug

I m back everyone!..Where did you all go?

I went nowhere

My eyes are soiled

Why are your eyes soiled ????

he saw me dressed as a lady?

......Are you gay?

Nope

Just comfortable enough with myself to say things like that.

Ohh..very clever...I always respect people with opinions

Thank you hug

Aww..you welcome..*hugs back*

hmmmm........interesting....

*looks around*

Hi Shellie

wavey

This is a kilt, not a skirt

i love skirts espessically short ones

oh then im staying


hiya

..You can work here

wavey Hello

Yeah Dbp i love wearng short skir.....i meant short sleeved shirts

I love a man in short skirts..I mean in short sleeved shirts...

wanna be my friend?

You mean im not already

of coarse you are...let me add you to my list under my sig

me ???

*hides*

ok...I guess u don't wanna work here..ohh well

im toooo shy

...its ok

Dont be shy, its only semi naked dancing, its not like its embarassing

..Your right...Darth Sauron did u notice what I wrote under my sig.....I love making friends

hmmm.......*is thinking about it*

yey *is in sig*

..So let class get started....* drags a dancing teacher and he starts to teach us how to pole dance*

Dah-ling i know how to pole dance

Im an expert

*sits and watches*

You planning on paying?

depends on the price

Well.....it would normally be high....
But if you buy the membership, which means you pay once, and get free drinks and food.....then maybe we could arrange something


Oh im such a buissness man

im in...

do you take credit cards ?

We do now

wooo-hooo

*pays with credit card*


now how about those lessons

Sign up *points to book*

absolutly

*signs book*

Wow a Exotic Dance Club

Now....to teach you all the art..of the dancing seduction naughty

Can i watch?

as long as you dont have any heart problems

Otherwise you might get a bit of a shock...naughty

Dam that count's me out

hmmm................should i sit or stand ?

Sit, this way when you faint, you dont bump your head.

you think i may faint ?

wow , this should be good

Can i film it?

Situate yourself firstly....as shown in Diagram A

WOW

ok , i see , now what ?

Then when enough money is thrown *each note signifies 20 dollars/pounds/euros*

Remove the dress
and spin on the pole as the swirling line directs you

shown in step 1-----then if done correctly you will look like step 2.

looks easy enough

This is one of the sexyist thing's i have ever seen

Step 3

Audience participation
Make them feel involved
or your money count will drop
as will your payroll winkiss

Oh

Now you try the first three steps

Ok all i need now is to become a woman.

Just cross dress like me....i mean...like my friend.....its good....so ive heard....

Ok I will just tuck myself

this i can do

This reminds me of a time me and a friend got realy stoned and pissed

Well go on then shelli

DBP is a perv

Whatever Clavis...I m back everyone

Hello

Then why are you in here?

to tell her she is a perv

right...Now where are those classes?..I learned alot....Lets start* Begins dancing on pole*Wait..any ideas for a costume?

how about leather

Oh so you came in specifically to bash sombody?

well, we dont need that kind of thing in this thread no2

So if its all your going to say wavey bye bye.

wow Darth Sauron are you the bouncer?

Aww..thats so sweet DS.......thanks..I think leather is a good idea

well yeah bashing is so much fun hun! I dont do that.. Im just shocked by the idea of KMC off topic forums turning into a ..*whispers* ebslive forum

leather is the sexyist clothing i the world

Knock off of The Gentleman's Club

definently

This is nothing compared to some other threads that used to be here.

I just think you dont like new members....

U thought wrong

I dont approve of those threads either

you never commented in them.

and ur point is? dots

You commented on this one
Because it was made by a newer member.

Are you accusing Clavis of being a noobist?

Evidently

apparently

Is it true?

I only have opinion, it cant be presented as fact.

I was asking Clavis if the accusations were true.

I m back

Never mind everyone..I g2g

just another gentlemans club .......sweet

*comes to watch all the fine ladies*

I am looking forward to a good show

If only there were girl's here

I wanted to bring back one of my failing theards

well keep trying

Yeah

well i will help you

Ohh! Ok mate...by how?...may I ask

hhmmm i dont know

Where r all the Strippers?

here i am

Aww....My name is under your sig......Thanks

Scottie your the stripper now..we grls need some entertainment

Your Welcome

And i only came here to watch not to perform...my pole dancing days are over after an unfortunate pinapple insident.

Ohh..no its not....*Makes Scottie Dance on the poles*.....

* Dances on pole *
ouch my back

*Runs over too Scottie**Ohh..hun are you okay?*....Calls 911...(thats emergancy number down here in Amercia)....

do yo want a skmoke and a pancake in *dutch accent*

Its ok i'll live...but i need to rest my back


i'm sure having a private dance would make me feel better!naughty

TX-thats funny...
Scottie- I m new...I charge...360.00 dollars..in american money only...

I still have my job here yeah

Just as well I had my money exchanged this morning

*Hands DBP 360.00 dollars*

sorry..I m back

Hi
I'm ready 4 my dance

Umm...ok..fine....*Starts dancing on pole*

drool

i feel a bit better after that

lol

thumbsup Great Dance

Have u got any jobs going? (obviosly not a pole dancer)

yeah a boncer....

hey dbp

hey

Sign Me Up!

lol

wats is this thread about?? really?

" Your not gettin in here YOU FOOL!!!! "

sorry just practisin

lol scottie....Emus- oh..i was bored this is justa lil fun place where people can have fun..so kick back and relax* hands a Emus a beer*

" Any more trouble out of you i'll throw you out that window "

sorry still practisin

....Hey I g2g...bye