Adopt A Goth

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Deathblow
Everyday all across America and Europe, there are more and more youngsters mutating into weird, pale faced creatures known as 'goths'. These kids cut themselves off from friends and family, and have no means of emotional (or fashion) support. They dress in nasty, nasty clothes and lose the ability to smile/be friendly/cut their hair. Something must be done to help them before this turns into a global threat to rival the AIDS epidemic.

Please do your bit today, and visit adoptagoth.com. Thank you.

Become A Goth Adoptee


Here's one I adopted earlier; Michelle. Isn't she just a doll?. She likes mandolins love

http://www.goth.net/~adoptagoth/me-shell.jpg

HockeyHorror
no expression

moonwalker741
no expressionhuh http://images.killermovies.com/forums/moresmilies/doh.gif

Deathblow
nono do your bit for humanity

HockeyHorror
goths are pathetic no expression

Pyrofly
^thats not very nice

Deathblow
thats the whole point of this thread no expression

silver_tears
Sam have you lost it? confused

moonwalker741
this thread is stupid, yet alone, pathetic, who would want to adopt a goth?!

tell me please!

wuteva
Goths r people too. weird people, neway

HockeyHorror
goths are attention whores...even a goth herself told me at school no expression

*remembers Irene* droolio

SeptemberRain
i find goth girls sexy

bardock
i find them pale

manchichirtchit
indeed. i started making out with this one chick in vegas. she had a lip stud on and i couldn't get enough of it. it felt so different... good different droolio

MC Mike
Goth People thumb down Attention whores. erm

SeptemberRain
yeah manwhatever your name is

PrefectRonnykin
what wrong with being pale schmoll

HockeyHorror
i think he means pale spiritually

but u i find droolio

no expression

DirtyBlondPrepa
I don't know anyone who is goth but I think some goth guys seem very cute but I perfer rocker dudes or geeks..or skater bois..I like the ones with glassesstick out tongue

Darth Revan
If you don't know anyone who is a goth, you cannot reasonably say they are cute. Because true gothic guys are not cute and take great offense at being called that no expression

lil bitchiness
I dont think he ever had it.

Darth Revan
Well, I figured since I adopted a sea turtle when I was in Central America, I might as well adopt a goth, too. This is Emily:

http://www.goth.net/~adoptagoth/gothy.jpg

Isn't she just the cutest little thing you ever saw? She likes piercings and the Sex Pistols love

manchichirtchit
ooooooooohhhh, i like sex and pistols too happy

Darth Revan
laughing

DirtyBlondPrepa
Ok..i think i was wrong bout goths guys cute..I think they perfer being...called sexy or something like thatconfused

Darth Revan
This is one of the boys offered on the site:

http://www.goth.net/~adoptagoth/z4c.jpg

Now I don't know about you, but I find him adorable love
He looks like a young Marilyn Manson! love

http://www.manson-valley.de/fotogalerie/manson/images/acss/acss_32.jpg

lil bitchiness
Shes horrible cry

Boys are even nastier cry pics upon pics of ugly children cry

lil bitchiness
puke

Silver Stardust
...scary...no expression

Darth Revan
Well I'm going to tell her that and you can expect a dead cat on your porch by tomorrow morning! mad

HockeyHorror
laughing out loud

§pearhead
no offense to any male goths here, but that guy's disturbing messed

lil bitchiness
I cant wait for some acts of pathetic attention seeking droolio

Mystifier
A friend of mine is sort of a goth stick out tongue

He dosen't consider himself as one and is normal as ever, but every one else considers him as one erm

He wears black though most of the time and black nail polish etc laughing out loud He says he likes looking like that, all in black and all that, but isn't a goth yes

Darth Revan
Oh honey, you think you've seen the sun, well you ain't seen it shine 'til you've seen what my Emily can do diva love

Sun Ce
ppl i'm very gothic and this thread upsets me cry

DirtyBlondPrepa
Awww...Cheer up Sun Ce..gothics are pretty kewl to me

HockeyHorror
well since u are a goth, u wont mind me asking "why are you a goth and what is your purpose"

also "who is your daddy, and what does he do"

lil bitchiness
Im even more excited now cry

Sun Ce
i'm a goth because i am just well the music rocks, and my mind makes me this way, don't think abotu it, we are nice ppl okay, and my dad left me and my mum when i was 2 and denies being my dad to this very day, so stfu okay please sad

DirtyBlondPrepa
Put a smile on Sun Cebig grin..Gothics are kewl!rock

Darth Revan
I am going to post pictures of my good friend Marilyn until you no longer think so no expression

http://www.manson-valley.de/fotogalerie/manson/images/acss/acss_41.jpg

http://membres.lycos.fr/indofleur/marilyn%20manson.JPG

http://www.nrk.no/img/329674.jpeg

...love

Hockey> laughing out loud

HockeyHorror
the dad question was a joke...it was from The Kindergarten cop, with Arnold Swarchsoejoimfiodmvsjdimgjsdofosafibitchsdfisdfj

no expression

HockeyHorror
laughing

DirtyBlondPrepa
Umm..ok..I was jst trying to cheer Sun Ce ^..thats allsad

DirtyBlondPrepa
the dad question was a joke...it was from The Kindergarten cop, with Arnold Swarchsoejoimfiodmvsjdimgjsdofosafibitchsdfisdfj




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laughing

manchichirtchit
hysterical

it's not a tumah!!!

laughing

HockeyHorror
u haven't seen the movie??

i guess only DR has laughing

HockeyHorror
hysterical

Sun Ce
thanks hug

DirtyBlondPrepa
You welcomehappy

Sun Ce
yeah hey i like your sig btw wink

DirtyBlondPrepa
yah...TheTerminatorXlove..made it..thankshappy

Sun Ce
i ahve seen ppl saying its EWWWW and crap like that but its not laughing out loud

DirtyBlondPrepa
laughing...yeah exactly its just a way of expression...big grin

HockeyHorror
i like your sig but expression of what?

Sun Ce
oh big WOW u can see the girls boobies, alittle shifty all fine with me

DirtyBlondPrepa
laughing...

HH- is an expression of my opiniontion...laughing..I like it cause the grl looks like meshifty

manchichirtchit
*looks at dbp's sig really hard*

droolio

HockeyHorror
opiniontion isn't a word i think laughing out loud

so basically it "represents" you in a way...correct? smile

Sun Ce
oh oh, really hmm....love, anyway i'm gonna hwv to go i got college in the morning eek! first day too laughing out loud and its 1am, so bye all group happy

DirtyBlondPrepa
opiniontion isn't a word i think

so basically it "represents" you in a way...correct?

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It isn'tlaughing..I just love that wordlaughing out loud

DirtyBlondPrepa
Bye..I thought u were 16...ohh.well...byesad

HockeyHorror
laughing laughing laughing

also if u want to quote someone just press the quote button on the ride side bottom of their reply smile

DirtyBlondPrepa
laughing..laughing...Ohh..yeah..thanks for the infohappy...laughing out loud

HockeyHorror
wink

Darth Revan
So you're a porn star? no expression

SlipknoT
I always wear black but i'm not a goth, I dont like those whiney bitches.

LeAtHerRFace
notty notty notty...

SlipknoT
huh?

silver_tears
sneaky2

HockeyHorror
shifty no expression

silver_tears
droolio

HockeyHorror
dont kill me sad cry

silver_tears
I love you too much for that droolio
Can I just cut you with a sharp knife?

HockeyHorror
droolio

ummm.....how sharp is the knife no expression

and cut me where shifty no expression

HockeyHorror
and also wherever you will be cutitng me...will there be music in the background shifty

MC Mike
I'm a koala bear, people say I'm from Austrailia. no expression

silver_tears
You know it naughty and the knife is like exacto knife sharp droolio

N.Tonks
I think he looks kinda hot there confused

DirtyBlondPrepa
laughing...yuckk..I find marylin manson disturbubing and unattractive..but u got ur opinion and I respect thatbig grin

Deathblow
Oh my god I just love the way some people are taking this thread seriously laughing out loud rolling on floor laughing laughing out loud

I should do this more often happy

HockeyHorror
drool

naughty

the Vee
children children why cant we all play nice?
goths are people too and the important thing is they are nice people, and a lot of them are. hmm im not sure adopting one is good though, why pay if you can get one for free at your local rock night

Deathblow
Children children, can't we just click the link and see that you don't actually adopt a goth. It's a joke. Just like this thread.

J-O-K-E yes

DirtyBlondPrepa
laughing...laughing....

Sun Ce
ah yes i have had my crap day at college sad well here is my college pic, its awful (ID pic)

HockeyHorror
you dont look like a goth no expression

Sun Ce
wtf, what does looks have to do with anything blink

HockeyHorror
i thought you were a serious goth you know...click on Deathblows link no expression

the Vee
*sigh* these days everything.. and ive clicked the link the girls are kinda my taste the blond guys ok but the other 2 guys... thumb down
and marylin manson is scary big grin

Sun Ce
err hmm as always i'm lost erm (that simley u use it annoying)

HockeyHorror
ok no expression

the Vee
smile peoples big grin
the atmosphere in here...

Sun Ce
oh yes behold the ulitimate laughing

http://www.campaignpaintball.com/campaign/img/large/bo_selecta.jpg

the Vee
blink yeahhh.
shank you pleashe

Sun Ce
But Really, I'm As Soft As....Mash... Po Ta To...laughing

Sun Ce
http://kocoukpix.fateback.com/funny/boselecta1.jpg

the Vee
*leaves thread*
im taking our Kes with us
\craiiiig david/

Df02
u shudnt be a goth just cos u like the music.... altho kinda proves what i thought all along, all goths are posers

the Vee
MEH.. SO?
im not a goth lol i just wear the eyemakeup cuz i got pale skin and pale colours make me look sick.. my cuz is a goth and shes awesome...
and goth girls are usually hot

Darth Revan
Really? Well I don't mind him myself but a lot of people are scared of him for some reason big grin

Deathblow
Personally I wouldn't touch the mangy beast with a ten-foot pole made entirely out of donkey faeces schmoll

Darth Revan
but... but... he's my hero! *cries* cry

Deathblow
There there http://www.ebslive.com/forums/images/smilies/celebrate.gif

why don't you get a new hero, a sexy one, like mine droolio

http://www.cloudcome.com/deftones/gallery/chino/chino_11.jpg

SlipknoT
If I adopt one can I make it do stuff for me

Darth Revan
Kay! droolio

el_barto
I find goth's funny happy

Anoushka
tsk tsk Sam....playing around with naive minds like that...you evil being devil

like your "i'm leaving for good" thread no expression

Sun Ce
hmm i only read this part what u say, yes its true laughing out loud droolio

Deathblow
that was spectacular droolio

NyC-gUrL
eek!

Deathblow
notworthy

Darth Revan
That thread wasn't funny mad cry

Deathblow
it so was blushing

NyC-gUrL
droolio

Deathblow
Hey there. I'm searching for treasure, can I look around your chest? captain

Darth Revan
It was traumatizing... The very thought of losing you... sad cry

Darth Revan
Sammy, are you stoned again? mad

Deathblow
'twas naught but a harmless prank that wasn't even conceieved by me no besides you know I'd never leave you kisss

And for your information I haven't touched any illegal substances of any kind for several days. Or is it weeks.......it all seems to merge together in a swirl of pretty colors after a while turned

Darth Revan
I'm very proud of you, Samuel. dj

Anoushka
raver i was in it!
so i wasn't deceived cool

Bloodfalcon
Adopt a goth??......Hmmmm.....Interesting shifty

trouble
urgh...i couldnt i would end up killin him/her i dont like there music no

m!$hA
thats my sweety laughing out loud

Peeves-04
i hate goths

m!$hA
i think goth girls can be gorgeous droolio

Mystique Lynx
cool

m!$hA
yes shes beautiful!

LoSt_
adopt me, im goth.

DarkPheonix
deary, I am a goth thank you.

DarkPheonix
oooo... can we adopt each other?

sniper
you're no goth

DarkPheonix
says you. goth is a state of mind thank you.... and stop following me, its creepy. youd think you know me or some thing....

Mystique Lynx
So, do you guys think Im a goth?

LoSt_
How dare you. Goths are the best type of ppl on this planet

DarkPheonix
yes we are wink

ladygrim
smile

DarkPheonix
love

LoSt_
woohooo big grin

BackFire
If I adopted a goth it would be so they can fill the one purpose they're good at filling, being a punching bag, or a toilet. Shitty goths.....

Tired Hiker
I would be afraid of adopting a goth.fear

DarkPheonix
thats is sadistic and horribly mean.

BackFire
Then goths should like it, seeing as that's there soul gimmick of getting noticed.

DarkPheonix
haave you ever seen me in a forum?

Mr Zero
Ive seen that website you filthmonger!!!!

sniper
you are in no way a goth

DarkPheonix
*sigh* I hate you SP. stop following me around or I will kill you mad

sniper
you cant kill me

DarkPheonix
can too

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