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I have a crap english assignment and I don't even know where to begin

I need to write a poem about the side of myself that I show to the world, and then another one of the side that I "conceal", but I'm at a total loss right now...I know it's pathetic to come here for help, but I'm a bit desperate...any suggestions?

erh... what kinda poem?
either way make it soppy poetry style eg.. they think they have me figured out but the dont know more faces than a clock, im a nothing like your image.. etc etc sorry im bad at this too.

That sucks. When do u need to give it in?

awwww jeremy

I wish I could help but I really suck at stuff like this....

erm...say something like you act tough, but on the inside youre just a sensitive lil pussy

^yes that would work
obviously youll need to rephrase it slightly...

I dunno why, but somehow teachers dont like the p-word

they must be allergic to cats

thanks Liv, I can bs that easily enough

w/e: it's due Friday, but there was no page or line requirements, but it IS an honors class...so 8 lines ought to do it

I m the right person to ask SpearHead...Brainstorm your intersets and just ask people close to you to explain you like ask a friend to tell you how good a friend you are or ask a parent or relative on how you are...just look at your past and present and just write down whatever pops in your head...hoped that helped

Shake your rumpa.

poetry



hold on

Bleh, I suck at poetry.

as do I *shudders*

well I finished them, but I've never seen this much bogus in my life

BS-ing school assignments is great

Flick through a book at random, picking out ten words... then think of six words to associate with those ten words... pick the eight words that spring at you from the page most readily, and you have the start.... the ideas.... from there it should start going better... as a poet I use this method if I'm having trouble with a poem, or if I've been commissioned and the ruddy thing just won't come... hope that helps...

Shake your rumpa.