Why Me?!?!?!?!
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silver_tears
Why am I such a ****in freak magnet?
Why do weirdos stalk me cry
Shoot me someone! weep
sniper
*stalk*
hi, im wierd, but im not mean, dont feel bad
i know lotsa freaks
PrefectRonnykin
what do you conceder a freak
silver_tears
Someone who follows me at like 10 pm at night
JKozzy
Why? Because Alanis Morosette made it to be.
Paxelius
The freaks are stalking you ? (..stiffles a potential wild rapture of laughter..) *cough* no, sorry. this must be traumatizing to you, but put yourself in the so-called freaks shoes: Why would he stalk you ?
silver_tears
He's a freak cry he wants to "be" with me
SlipknoT
*peaks through your window* why would people do that
PrefectRonnykin
oo carry pepper spray around with you
Paxelius
He's a freak because he likes you ?
or because you don't like him ?
Probably the last, ok. Hmm.. You should tell him straight.
silver_tears
*throws a brick at you*
silver_tears
You can't be rational around freaks
Paxelius
I hope you see that I am teasing you
But if telling him straight doesn't work, I don't know... Wish you good luck though
SlipknoT
ow
*hides in the bushes*
el_barto
Because every one knows who you are and they like you? Could that be it
~Angel~
Because you are a beautiful young lady, and they know that there isn't a way in heaven or he## that they'll ever have a chance with you. Carry pepper spray, and keep your cell phone on in case you need to call the police quickly. If you can help it, don't walk alone at night, walk with a group of friends.
If it comes to it, go for the eyes
when he's on the ground, go for the spot just below his ribcage next to his spinal chord... that's where the kidneys are. And of course, there's always the classic... but if he's planned something, he may be expecting that, and wearing a cup...
It doesn't show that I've thought this through or anything, does it?? whistling
BackFire
Did you lead him on in any way?
Did you converse with him, or flirt with him?
Did you smile at him or make eye contact with him?
Did you smell good at the time he followed you?
If you did any of the above, then it's your own fault.
Just kidding, but seriously, if you did flirt with him or lead him on in anyway, then you are partly responsible.
SlipknoT
Are you talking from personal experience
~Angel~
no... I've just thought it through in my head...
just precautionary measures....
that's all...
lookaround
Silver Stardust
Eek, Irene
Dunno, but that sucks.
I've got fanboys, that's really annoying...
RaventheOnly
A pistol
Vampy
Oh, Irene, darling, you're just Miss Popularity here droolio
We all lover you naughty
Korri
*leaves Irene alone*
silver_tears
I have never spoken to him before in my life.
Never even seen him, he added me on msn
And yes I smelled good, but that's the usual
silver_tears
You're allowed though naughty
And the good news is I've taken many self-defense classes droolio
Vampy
droolio yay i got on the allowed list
silver_tears
Right at the top too droolio
Vampy
droolio oh i feel flattered
who's stlaking oyu anyways?
silver_tears
some freak from another forum
who lives somewhere near me
manchichirtchit
don't feel so bad. i'm not stalking you... yet droolio
Vampy
damnit... well then
i got your back
silver_tears
I sure hope so ermm
Vampy
*puts on body armour and grabs a machine gun*
da biatch is dead alreayd, babe
Yuna33
ok so how'd this get here?
silver_tears
cry I've always loved you
He's such a freak though, he asked me to meet him last night at like 1 am
yea right a-****in-way
Vampy
well... i guess you ahve to 'arrange' some main bullies at yer school to have a meeting with him
silver_tears
I dont think he goes to my school, he's probably like 30
Korri
im a freak, do you want me to leave you alone?
silver_tears
No darling, you're at the top of the allowed list too
Vampy
ewww... well then i shall be the one to beat him up, fear no more
silver_tears
dance *victory dance*
Vampy
lol...
disgusting it is :X
silver_tears
a smilie wouldn't kill you Korri cry
silver_tears
hug have a hug
silver_tears
now cheer up and think of the cheese pies droolio
Vampy
hug i'll hug Korri too
Vampy
i feel depression comming on...
is Korri sad?
Korri
well after all its what she does best
Vampy
no... cry
what Korri does the best is making crazy threads and laughing all the time cry
Vampy
no... then she's Korri and i luv Korri cry
sad Korri is sad and needs Vampy to cheer her up!
Korri
she doesnt deserve it. end of conversation.
JToTheP
No he isn't 30, he's 40, and it's Al Bundy, did you steal crappy shoes from his shoe store Irene?
I dunno why, the world is full of freaks, and a small circle of rational people, fate has a sick twisted way for different events to happen to us all at different times, in the end some of us end up succeeding, and some of us end up back at route 1, but we're past our peak, and maybe 30, or 40, instead of 20 or whenever, die evil freaks die, wear big shoes (even though I would say never
) use self-defense, carry mase, or carry a big gun!
Korri
then i should die now?
JToTheP
No Korri, never should you die!
furryman
I was on a bus and some woman's rape alarm just randomly went off in her bag, it was rather funny
JToTheP
No Korri you shouldn't, and if your going to keep saying it, I won't argue back because today isn't a day I feel like arguing alot, and #2 I've hardly been here to know what has happened to you lately for you to ever feel like that, so I will shut up now.
Korri
i didnt ask you to argue with me
JToTheP
Well then I'm going to just not start "no korri, no korri, no korri" so just....**** I lost my thought
silver_tears
naughty Aye aye sir
JToTheP
Damn straight you listen to me woman, I don't care if you got that 1/2" to 6 feet over me or not, I run your life!
silver_tears
*smacks you*
JToTheP
*smacks you back with a sleeping bag* boo yah!
silver_tears
Quiet pee wee
*pinches your cheek* all so sweet and short
silver_tears
*slaps your hand away*
silver_tears
Oh well, I'm tall by nature, you fake
JToTheP
**** you you Urkrainian Horse!
silver_tears
wavey ello darling
and John I'm so hurt *kicks you in the shins*
Korri
im getting my new computer next week
JToTheP
I'm so sure you are.
*slices your knees off and disappears*
silver_tears
dance
now now john no need for violence
JToTheP
Violence is ALWAYS the answer, so says Quintin Tarantino, and he is a movie God, and so says Pulp Fiction and Kill Bill Saga.
JToTheP
I think I will not at all, ever.
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