Why Me?!?!?!?!

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silver_tears
Why am I such a ****in freak magnet?

Why do weirdos stalk me cry
Shoot me someone! weep

sniper
*stalk*
hi, im wierd, but im not mean, dont feel bad

i know lotsa freaks

PrefectRonnykin
what do you conceder a freak

silver_tears
Someone who follows me at like 10 pm at night messed

JKozzy
Why? Because Alanis Morosette made it to be.

Paxelius
The freaks are stalking you ? (..stiffles a potential wild rapture of laughter..) *cough* no, sorry. this must be traumatizing to you, but put yourself in the so-called freaks shoes: Why would he stalk you ?

silver_tears
He's a freak cry he wants to "be" with me no expression

SlipknoT
*peaks through your window* why would people do that whistle

PrefectRonnykin
oo carry pepper spray around with you messed

Paxelius
He's a freak because he likes you ?

or because you don't like him ?

Probably the last, ok. Hmm.. You should tell him straight.

silver_tears
*throws a brick at you* mad

Paxelius
*Argh* I died.

silver_tears
You can't be rational around freaks no

Paxelius
I hope you see that I am teasing you smile

But if telling him straight doesn't work, I don't know... Wish you good luck though wink

SlipknoT
ow sad *hides in the bushes*

silver_tears
weep thanks

el_barto
Because every one knows who you are and they like you? Could that be it confused

~Angel~
Because you are a beautiful young lady, and they know that there isn't a way in heaven or he## that they'll ever have a chance with you. Carry pepper spray, and keep your cell phone on in case you need to call the police quickly. If you can help it, don't walk alone at night, walk with a group of friends.

If it comes to it, go for the eyes evil face when he's on the ground, go for the spot just below his ribcage next to his spinal chord... that's where the kidneys are. And of course, there's always the classic... but if he's planned something, he may be expecting that, and wearing a cup...


It doesn't show that I've thought this through or anything, does it?? whistling

BackFire
Did you lead him on in any way?

Did you converse with him, or flirt with him?

Did you smile at him or make eye contact with him?

Did you smell good at the time he followed you?

If you did any of the above, then it's your own fault.

Just kidding, but seriously, if you did flirt with him or lead him on in anyway, then you are partly responsible.

SlipknoT
Are you talking from personal experience huh

~Angel~
no... I've just thought it through in my head...


just precautionary measures....


that's all...

lookaround

SlipknoT
What the f**k?

Silver Stardust
Eek, Irene messed Dunno, but that sucks.

I've got fanboys, that's really annoying...

RaventheOnly
A pistol happy

Vampy
Oh, Irene, darling, you're just Miss Popularity here droolio

We all lover you naughty

Korri
*leaves Irene alone*

silver_tears
I have never spoken to him before in my life.
Never even seen him, he added me on msn no expression
And yes I smelled good, but that's the usual confused

silver_tears
You're allowed though naughty
And the good news is I've taken many self-defense classes droolio

Vampy
droolio yay i got on the allowed list

silver_tears
Right at the top too droolio

Vampy
droolio oh i feel flattered happy

who's stlaking oyu anyways?

silver_tears
some freak from another forum no expression who lives somewhere near me

Yuna33
hi.

manchichirtchit
don't feel so bad. i'm not stalking you... yet droolio

Vampy
damnit... well then

i got your back cool

Yuna33
don't start.

silver_tears
I sure hope so ermm

Vampy
*puts on body armour and grabs a machine gun*

cool da biatch is dead alreayd, babe

Yuna33
ok so how'd this get here?

silver_tears
cry I've always loved you
He's such a freak though, he asked me to meet him last night at like 1 am no expression yea right a-****in-way roll eyes (sarcastic)

Vampy
well... i guess you ahve to 'arrange' some main bullies at yer school to have a meeting with him stick out tongue

silver_tears
I dont think he goes to my school, he's probably like 30 sick

Yuna33
ok.

Korri
im a freak, do you want me to leave you alone? sad

silver_tears
No darling, you're at the top of the allowed list too Happy Dance

Vampy
ewww... well then i shall be the one to beat him up, fear no more

silver_tears
dance *victory dance*

Vampy
lol...
disgusting it is :X

Yuna33
huh

Korri
ok

silver_tears
a smilie wouldn't kill you Korri cry

Korri
no, but i would

silver_tears
hug have a hug

Korri
thanks hun

silver_tears
now cheer up and think of the cheese pies droolio

Vampy
hug i'll hug Korri too

Korri
thanks vampy

Vampy
i feel depression comming on...

is Korri sad?

Korri
well after all its what she does best

Vampy
no... cry

what Korri does the best is making crazy threads and laughing all the time cry

Korri
then she is false

Vampy
no... then she's Korri and i luv Korri cry

sad Korri is sad and needs Vampy to cheer her up!

Korri
she doesnt deserve it. end of conversation.

JToTheP
No he isn't 30, he's 40, and it's Al Bundy, did you steal crappy shoes from his shoe store Irene? laughing

I dunno why, the world is full of freaks, and a small circle of rational people, fate has a sick twisted way for different events to happen to us all at different times, in the end some of us end up succeeding, and some of us end up back at route 1, but we're past our peak, and maybe 30, or 40, instead of 20 or whenever, die evil freaks die, wear big shoes (even though I would say never stick out tongue ) use self-defense, carry mase, or carry a big gun! evil face

Korri
then i should die now?

JToTheP
No Korri, never should you die! big grin

furryman
I was on a bus and some woman's rape alarm just randomly went off in her bag, it was rather funny eek!

Korri
yes i should

JToTheP
RANDOMLY? Or were you petting her with your furby? wink laughing eek!

JToTheP
No Korri you shouldn't, and if your going to keep saying it, I won't argue back because today isn't a day I feel like arguing alot, and #2 I've hardly been here to know what has happened to you lately for you to ever feel like that, so I will shut up now.

Korri
i didnt ask you to argue with me

JToTheP
Well then I'm going to just not start "no korri, no korri, no korri" so just....**** I lost my thought

Korri
I appreciate that.

JToTheP
I'm sure you do.

silver_tears
naughty Aye aye sir

JToTheP
Damn straight you listen to me woman, I don't care if you got that 1/2" to 6 feet over me or not, I run your life! cool laughing

silver_tears
*smacks you* stick out tongue

JToTheP
*smacks you back with a sleeping bag* boo yah! stick out tongue

silver_tears
Quiet pee wee stick out tongue *pinches your cheek* all so sweet and short stick out tongue

JToTheP
mad mad mad *Puts on Nike Boots to become 6'1"* BOO YAH NOW!!!!!!!!!!!! stick out tongue *pats your head* cool

silver_tears
*slaps your hand away* miffed

JToTheP
evil face *points and laughs* eek! laughing laughing laughing

silver_tears
Oh well, I'm tall by nature, you fake stick out tongue

Korri
hi Irene (again)

JToTheP
**** you you Urkrainian Horse! mad stick out tongue

silver_tears
wavey ello darling
and John I'm so hurt *kicks you in the shins* ninja

Korri
im getting my new computer next week

JToTheP
I'm so sure you are.
ninja *slices your knees off and disappears*

silver_tears
eek! dance
now now john no need for violence miffed

JToTheP
Violence is ALWAYS the answer, so says Quintin Tarantino, and he is a movie God, and so says Pulp Fiction and Kill Bill Saga.

silver_tears
nono behave

JToTheP
cool I think I will not at all, ever.

Korri
ok..

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