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My uncle is a surgeon (one of the dudes who fixes fat people's arteries when they get clogged) and what can I say, it really sucks ass. Rather than working from 9 to 5 every day like most normal people, he gets to work from 5 to 9. Sometimes longer. He got a malpractice suit a few months ago for doing what somebody else thought was the wrong procedure, even though it saved the guy's life. And again for something his partner did that killed somebody. He's constantly stressed out because he almost never gets time off (has to be on call almost 24-7, too) and basically doesn't have any time for things ordinary non-surgeon people do like taking walks in the park or going fishing. Which, kids, is why you should never grow up to be one of the dudes who fixes fat people's arteries when they get clogged.

Why dosent he quit?

you see... grown-ups have a thing called money. We use it to buy goods and services. Without money we can't buy food, or pay for rent. Without food we will starve to death.

hello, I'm gonna be neurosurgeon

why does he post crap

plastic surgeon?

Because he needs the dinero and he doesn't know how to do anything else

If you're referring to me... It's because the Pad exists no longer for me to clog with my crap. So I put it here.

The OTF seems strangely empty with out the Pad...

My aunts are both doctors (not surgeons, though) and they say that it's a really sucky job.

And the odd thing is, he's like one of the top fifteen surgeons of that kind in the country...

I am bumping this thread so that KMC can continue to be warned of the dangers of this profession

hehehe.....I like that one.

good luck thumbup

im thinking about Oncology.

cry its serposted to me, momma, dont let your babies grow up to be cowboys...willie nelson would be ashamed of yall

I'm going to see Willie Nelson in concert sometime in October

And if you do grow up to be one, don't move to Michigan! We're that fattest state you know, at least that's what Mrs. Debrabander tells me.

Really? That's kinda funny

im thinking on journalism or photography

good luck thumbup

thank you

I don't care what happens to me in life as long as it doesn't make me feel pain. I'm just a rock waiting to be smashed.

wtf

wtf indeed

me went peepee

did u enjoy it

Meaning I don't value my life much and I can't wait to die. To me, death is an eternal dream. My depression drags me into sorrow and my dreams are the only times I'm ever happy. Meaning, Once I die, I will be happy for the rest of eternity. Duh!

very much

mmm dont think that live life your only given one

seriousy though

go to grammer class.