John Kerry and a Box of kittins

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§nakehead
John Kerry is walking down his neighborhood street when he see a little girl with a box of kittins. He walks up to the little girl and asks her "What Kind of kittins are those?" The little girl replies "There democrats" And Kerry walks off smirking.
The day after that kerry is joging with his buddy edwards and he tells edwards to come along to the house with the little girl has the kittins. So when they get there Kerry asks the little girl "what kind of kittins are those?" the little girl replies "ther Republicans" Kerry get real mad a asks the little girl "I thought you said they were democrats. The little girl sweetly replies "But now there eyes are open"

Linkalicious
laughing


*continues laughing and rolling on floor until Bush wins his 2nd term*

See ya in November wink

mini me 0206
thats sh!t

Tex
Those poor little Kittens were obviously brainwashed! wacko

errr I mean, baptised!

soundtrack
*shaking head sadly*

§nakehead
whine all you want tex me and link are voteing for W stick out tongue

soundtrack
i think that were screwed either way erm . so close your eyes and push a button.

Tex
People who vote for Bush, deserve him! stick out tongue

PrefectRonnykin
laughing

§nakehead
People that vote for kerry have a death wish come on the guy looks like herman munster

JKozzy
http://img71.exs.cx/img71/7936/QUALITY.jpg

Phoenix Song
laughing laughing

Tex
Herman Munster? drool

Bush is lucky that he has those bonerlicious looks of his! smokin'
He'll hypnotise the fabulous gays to vote for him with those striking chiseled looks of his! drool

Gay resistance is futile should be W's motto! borg

§nakehead
Please your gonna make me laugh. You seem to keep you sig and avi from your hatred of bush to your crush on bjork in a predictable cycle

Agent Elrond
@Jkozzy
laughing out loud Nice pic

@Tex
Nice sig, whip Georgy back into shape

@Snakehead
Who really craes

@anyone who thinks voting for Kerry is stupid
ur dumb too

Tex
You're very perceptive! yes

Its a shame that trait of yours haywires when it comes to Bush! stick out tongue

WindDancer
hehe...kittens and democrats. That's makes me giggle. wink

§nakehead
laughing out loud

JediHDM
tex> well excuse me for wanting a president who won't tear our DoD to shreds DURING A WAR...i mean, its not too much to ask, is it?

ClaraG
lol. laughing out loud

Trickster
@JediHDM Maybe if he didn't start the war....


Unfortunately, the rest of the world don't...

Why not vote for Nader? Not saying I know a lot about US politics, but he seems to be the guy with the plan, who nobody really hates, or cares about, so if everyone voted for him, t'would be a compromise... It's what we should do in Britain, vote Liberal(like that's gunna happen roll eyes (sarcastic) )

Tex
A war we should've NEVER entered.

But you're probably right!
The best way to help uninsured Americans and those living in poverty is to spend billions in Iraq!

I believe its 1 billion dollars a day if I'm not mistaken.
The DOD sure needs every dollar it can get.

Even more so then our elderly citizens who cant afford their prescriptions.

I mean, It's not too much to ask for a president who wont enter a war unnecessarily and spend hundreds of billions of dollars on war instead of citizens at home...is it?

WindDancer
Oh boy! What started as a joke about Democrats have turn into an Iraqi war topic.

Folks you should take a bow....this is the 418948456 thread that turns into a political debate. stick out tongue

Tex
Cuz they're too many political fanatics running about the place! stick out tongue

Moo Cow
one looks like a horse...the other looks like a monkey...which animal would you rather have govern your country?

Smiling_Sadly
im with you!!!!!


*starts laughing and farts* hahahahah oops!

eek!

lil bitchiness
Politics, politics stick out tongue all about America and its politics...noone cares anymore.

Lets talk about the poitics of Chille for a change stick out tongue

Smiling_Sadly
ok!!!!!!!!

Tex
HA! Good luck!

All the pro-Bush people here will start discussing their favorite Chilli! stick out tongue

Royal Knight
mmm chilli...now i am hungrylaughing out loud

WindDancer
Chili's? did somebody said Chili's? Mmmm....Ribs.

Agent Elrond
I don't know the political system of Chile no

@tex
The war had to happen sooner or later. I prefered later,

@WD
lol, it always happens doesn't it.

@Moo Cow
U mean a jackass and elephant? I wasn't aware of a monkey, thoughg Bush looks like one.

@everyone else
umm......hello......

Moo Cow
bush looks like a monkey....kerry looks like a horse. no expression

Lianslo
lol laughing out loud I must admit...i found that funny smile

and hey...i'm voting for Bush! smile

Agent Elrond
oh, lol

Agent Elrond
die no expression


lol, j/k

Tex
How so?

Lianslo
please don't kill me confused stick out tongue

WindDancer
Yup, hopefully ppl will keep their cool. Now, back to my Chili's song!

I want my baby back, baby back,......

Agent Elrond
unfinished business. we should have gotten rid of Saddam in the first Gulf War.

@WD1
hopefully, the n00bs won't come

@WD2
chile, babyback ribs, BBQ sauce

@Lianso
Me don't want to kill u, me just joking

RaventheOnly
blink our enemy is ruthless and unflinching... they will not rest till every inch of the earth is inflamed in war. no expression tell me that is not true.... I'd love to send someone to negotiate with them happy care to give it a try? happy

darkcrown
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........lmao! eek! I just got that!

Tex
You're right!
Saddam was in the middle of planning an invasion on Ohio!

Thank the Christian god that Dubya was there to protect us from Saddam!

OH GOD!
WAKE UP!!!!

Iraq was not a threat to America! They had no WMDs!
The war is a disaster!
You are not any safer because of it!

*Zoolander Mugatu Voice: "I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!"*

http://www.celebritywonder.com/mp/2001_Zoolander/will_ferrell_zoolander_003.jpg

lil bitchiness
I thought it was a general knowledge that Iraq had no weapons? Obviously not...

Anyway, you expect a country which America has been bombing for the past 14 years to have weapons of mass destruction? They were under sanctions by America, they hardly have anything to eat, let alone weapons of mass destruction.

This is sooo stupid, its mind numbing no expression

DirtyBlondPrepa
My pic is now up on my theardbig grin

lil bitchiness
Advertise in your own space. no expression

Julie
cute really cute....strange analogy but cute

Darth Revan
Says the guy who can't spell "kittens" and doesn't know the difference between "their" and "there". no expression

Tex
There is no need to mock his grammar!
Hell he might become President one day!
Just look at Dubya! laughing out loud

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