John Kerry and a Box of kittins
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§nakehead
John Kerry is walking down his neighborhood street when he see a little girl with a box of kittins. He walks up to the little girl and asks her "What Kind of kittins are those?" The little girl replies "There democrats" And Kerry walks off smirking.
The day after that kerry is joging with his buddy edwards and he tells edwards to come along to the house with the little girl has the kittins. So when they get there Kerry asks the little girl "what kind of kittins are those?" the little girl replies "ther Republicans" Kerry get real mad a asks the little girl "I thought you said they were democrats. The little girl sweetly replies "But now there eyes are open"
Linkalicious
*continues laughing and rolling on floor until Bush wins his 2nd term*
See ya in November
Tex
Those poor little Kittens were obviously brainwashed!
errr I mean, baptised!
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*shaking head sadly*
§nakehead
whine all you want tex me and link are voteing for W
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i think that were screwed either way
. so close your eyes and push a button.
Tex
People who vote for Bush, deserve him!
§nakehead
People that vote for kerry have a death wish come on the guy looks like herman munster
JKozzy
http://img71.exs.cx/img71/7936/QUALITY.jpg
Tex
Herman Munster? drool
Bush is lucky that he has those bonerlicious looks of his!
He'll hypnotise the fabulous gays to vote for him with those striking chiseled looks of his! drool
Gay resistance is futile should be W's motto! borg
§nakehead
Please your gonna make me laugh. You seem to keep you sig and avi from your hatred of bush to your crush on bjork in a predictable cycle
Agent Elrond
@Jkozzy
Nice pic
@Tex
Nice sig, whip Georgy back into shape
@Snakehead
Who really craes
@anyone who thinks voting for Kerry is stupid
ur dumb too
Tex
You're very perceptive!
Its a shame that trait of yours haywires when it comes to Bush!
WindDancer
hehe...kittens and democrats. That's makes me giggle.
JediHDM
tex> well excuse me for wanting a president who won't tear our DoD to shreds DURING A WAR...i mean, its not too much to ask, is it?
ClaraG
lol.
Trickster
@JediHDM Maybe if he didn't start the war....
Unfortunately, the rest of the world don't...
Why not vote for Nader? Not saying I know a lot about US politics, but he seems to be the guy with the plan, who nobody really hates, or cares about, so if everyone voted for him, t'would be a compromise... It's what we should do in Britain, vote Liberal(like that's gunna happen
)
Tex
A war we should've NEVER entered.
But you're probably right!
The best way to help uninsured Americans and those living in poverty is to spend billions in Iraq!
I believe its 1 billion dollars a day if I'm not mistaken.
The DOD sure needs every dollar it can get.
Even more so then our elderly citizens who cant afford their prescriptions.
I mean, It's not too much to ask for a president who wont enter a war unnecessarily and spend hundreds of billions of dollars on war instead of citizens at home...is it?
WindDancer
Oh boy! What started as a joke about Democrats have turn into an Iraqi war topic.
Folks you should take a bow....this is the 418948456 thread that turns into a political debate.
Tex
Cuz they're too many political fanatics running about the place!
Moo Cow
one looks like a horse...the other looks like a monkey...which animal would you rather have govern your country?
Smiling_Sadly
im with you!!!!!
*starts laughing and farts* hahahahah oops!
lil bitchiness
Politics, politics
all about America and its politics...noone cares anymore.
Lets talk about the poitics of Chille for a change
Tex
HA! Good luck!
All the pro-Bush people here will start discussing their favorite Chilli!
Royal Knight
mmm chilli...now i am hungry
WindDancer
Chili's? did somebody said Chili's? Mmmm....Ribs.
Agent Elrond
I don't know the political system of Chile
@tex
The war had to happen sooner or later. I prefered later,
@WD
lol, it always happens doesn't it.
@Moo Cow
U mean a jackass and elephant? I wasn't aware of a monkey, thoughg Bush looks like one.
@everyone else
umm......hello......
Moo Cow
bush looks like a monkey....kerry looks like a horse.
Lianslo
lol
I must admit...i found that funny
and hey...i'm voting for Bush!
Agent Elrond
die
lol, j/k
Lianslo
please don't kill me
WindDancer
Yup, hopefully ppl will keep their cool. Now, back to my Chili's song!
I want my baby back, baby back,......
Agent Elrond
unfinished business. we should have gotten rid of Saddam in the first Gulf War.
@WD1
hopefully, the n00bs won't come
@WD2
chile, babyback ribs, BBQ sauce
@Lianso
Me don't want to kill u, me just joking
RaventheOnly
our enemy is ruthless and unflinching... they will not rest till every inch of the earth is inflamed in war.
tell me that is not true.... I'd love to send someone to negotiate with them
care to give it a try?
darkcrown
........lmao!
I just got that!
Tex
You're right!
Saddam was in the middle of planning an invasion on Ohio!
Thank the Christian god that Dubya was there to protect us from Saddam!
OH GOD!
WAKE UP!!!!
Iraq was not a threat to America! They had no WMDs!
The war is a disaster!
You are not any safer because of it!
*Zoolander Mugatu Voice: "I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!"*
http://www.celebritywonder.com/mp/2001_Zoolander/will_ferrell_zoolander_003.jpg
lil bitchiness
I thought it was a general knowledge that Iraq had no weapons? Obviously not...
Anyway, you expect a country which America has been bombing for the past 14 years to have weapons of mass destruction? They were under sanctions by America, they hardly have anything to eat, let alone weapons of mass destruction.
This is sooo stupid, its mind numbing
DirtyBlondPrepa
My pic is now up on my theard
lil bitchiness
Advertise in your own space.
Julie
cute really cute....strange analogy but cute
Darth Revan
Says the guy who can't spell "kittens" and doesn't know the difference between "their" and "there".
Tex
There is no need to mock his grammar!
Hell he might become President one day!
Just look at Dubya!
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