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What are you most memorable quotes?

From Pulp Fiction.

Jules: Whoa... whoa... whoa... stop right there. Eatin' a ***** out, and givin' a ***** a foot massage ain't even the same ****in' thing.
Vincent: Not the same thing, the same ballpark.
Jules: It ain't no ballpark either. Look maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but touchin' his lady's feet, and stickin' your tongue in her holyiest of holies, ain't the same ballpark, ain't the same league, ain't even the same ****in' sport. Foot massages don't mean sh*t.

"Dad, we're well out of range,"-Indiana Jones and The Last Crusade

"An AK47, when you absolutley gotta kill every mother f***** in the room, except no substitutes,"-Sam Jackson in Jackie Brown

"Gotta boil it down to the bear essentials, like my man Cube always says, 'life ain't nuthin but b*tches and money,'"-Jay in Chasing Amy

"When someone asks if your a god, you say YES!"-Winston in Ghostbusters

"I'm always on the lookout for the next ex-Mrs. Malcom,"-Ian Malcom in Jurassic Park

'Now... where was I...'- Memento.

Watch it and see.

You're one ugly mother****er. - Major Dutch Schaeffer (Arnold Schwarzenegger in Predator)

Mr T in Rocky III:

'Pain.'

Michael Corleone: Just when I thought that I was out they pull me back in.

Godfather: Part III

Where is this quote from?



First one to guess it right gets a cookie.

Is it Mafia?

Goodfellas, it was Joe Pesci who played Tommy DeVito .

Do I get a prize?

That was an easy one, just to get started. RC you get to set the next quote and the rest of us have to guess, Nothing to difficult

OK, this one comes from one of my favoriye movies but I have never mentioned it on the board so no clues there...

One hint I will give, as far as I know the UK title for this film was VERY different from the US title.

I know I'm probably very wrong here, RC, but was that from the Witches of Eastwick ?

BAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPP! - No, that doesn't fit the clues, don't recall it having a different name anywhere.

BTW, it looks like the name change clue may not be as accurate, but this film did have two different names.

New clue on Sunday if no one gets it.

"Sorry! Nothing personal!" speed

"You have not experienced Shakespeare until you have read it in the original Klingon!"Star Trek VI

I'm not sure but is it 'The Assasin', and I'ts Gabriel Byrne charachter.

Not sure

Top Bloke!!! Yep, you are spot on.

To explain my clue, the US theater release was known as "Point of No Return" but renamed The Assassin for it's video release.

It was released as The Assassin in the UK though.

OK, your turn.

Here goes, this is a film I saw recently and its pretty well known.

Should be easy for you Star Wars fans.

I know this, but I'm gonna give someone else a chance. I'll answer on Monday if no one gets it over the weekend.

My personal favourite is:

'The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist.' - Usual Suspects, spoken by Kevin Spacey.

Is it Bridge Over the River Kwai?

"Wait...People CHEERING Cheerleaders?!"--Cliff BRING IT ON

"God creates dinosaur. God destroys dinosaur. God creates man. Man destroy God. Man create dinosaur." Dr. Malcom

"Dinosaur eat man. Women inherit the earth." Dr. Saddler.

Jedi Knightess

"Did I listen to pop music because I was miserable, or was I miserable because I listened to pop music?"-John Cusak in High Fidelity

I don't know where I have to post this so...

I'm wondering...
what's your favorite quote (no SW here!)

"shutup you ***** hog" - older brother in Texas chainsaw massacre at the infamous dinner table scene.

hmmm thats difficult so many ,full metal jacket is one long great quote . hhm it might be "the lord says he'll get me out of this but he's pretty sure your ****ED hahahhahahahahha! " i love his laugh . me and backfire watched that scene and laughed for so long.

well, you are right, there are a lot of good quotes and choosing is hard...

and it depends on wich movie you like

Machine they also use that quote in Braveheart (just so you'd know)
well my alltime favorite quotes come from the movie gladiator
here are a few:

-"My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the armies of the north, general of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor Marcus Aurelius, Husband to a murdered wife, Father to a murdered son and I will have my vengeance in this life or the next!"

-"He knows what Rome is Rome is the mob."

-"The beating heart of Rome isn't the marble of the senate, it's the sand of the Colosseum. He'll bring them death and they'll love him for it"

-"There was ones a dream that was Rome, you could only whisper it anything more than a whisper and it would vanish!"

"Now, where was I?"- Memento.

"We've always been close friends, haven't we? Until this blows over, stay away from me."- Brazil

"There is no such thing as the wrong war."- If.

I think it goes a little like this....

"......your only supposed to blow the bloody doors off...." The Italian Job

And of course, in the same vein...

"You sure you used enough dynamite, Butch?"

''al pa-****ing-cino'' - Twin Town

"Never rub another mans rhubarb" - the Joker, Batman.

or
"Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?" Joker

"Whats your encore, are you going to anally rape my mother while pouring sugar in my gastank?"

hummmm toughy!...........................

"hey, you lil' *****! get over there wiv your girl friend!"
- nothing to lose

"Time to work!" ~ 'SWAY'
- gone in sixty seconds

"Funny how? Like I'm here to amuse you? Am I a clown to you?" Pesci-Goodfellas

Shouldn't the movie be called "Lord of the RING"?

have you read the book?

''Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die,
One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne,
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.

One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.''
'

Teeheee!!!!

No I havn't read the book.

they're really good, you should read 'em.

Nah, I'll wait for the movies.

The problem about telling people to read the books just like that is when they come back to you after the first 100 pages of Fellowship of the Ring and tell you it is the dullest thing they have ever read. You have to convince them that things pick up.

When they are done, they ask why you didn't warn them how dull the LAST 100 pages are...

(BTW, it's not the end of the story that is a problem. It is that the story ends, and then keeps going for 100 pages... as the heroes go home, have a wash, eat dinner, go to bed, get up again etc.)

Robin Hood Men in...

"Master Robin it's so good you are back home!"
"What happend to my father?"
"He was murdered"
"My mother?"
"Killed by the plague"
"My brothers?"
"Also killed by the plague"
"My dog Pogo?"
"Ran over"
"My goldfish?"
"Eaten by the cat"
"... My ... cat?"
"Choked in the goldfish
...
Ow Master Robin isn't it good that you are back?"

Well, now we don't need to get see the movies, do we? Ush just told us the heros win.

Sorry. The good guys win at the end of Star Wars, as well...

Yeah, go figure.

ush:
yeah, I made my mate read them, but warned him that he probably would want to quit reading the book after the first pages but 'it will get better, promise!'. anyways, he's enjoying them now.
but the last 100 pages? I wanted it to go on for hundreds more, just about how they settled themselves after the victory.
guess this is the wrong thread for this.

"There's many a slip between a cup and a lip" - Young Guns

Yippi ka yeay mother ****er

Frome Die Hard 2.

Does he say that in Die Hard 1 as well?

Yes he does.
He has two cool quotes in Die Hard 1 and that is Geranimo Mother ****er and yippi ka-yeay mother ****er

"As you know, the royal family of Britan are the whealiest landowners in the world. Eather the royal family pays us an absorbatle amount of money or we make it seem that Prince Charles has had an affair outside his marriage, and THEREFOR would have to devorce!"

"hmm, Prince Charles, DID had an affair, he admitted it and they are now divorced."

"Ok, people, you have to tell me these things! I've been frozen for nearly 30 years! OK????"

ok, here are a few other:

"To start press any key. ... ... Where is the any-key?"
Homer Simpson (ok, not a movie quote)

"Ok... name ... Austin "Danger" Powers ... sex, yes please!"
-Austin Powers

"Your balls are showing"
-Ace Ventura

"Here's ... Johnny!"
-The Shining

"The Lord tells me he can get me out of this mess, but He's pretty sure you're ****ed"
-Irishman from William Wallace

"Where are you going? -I'm going to pick a fight"
-William Wallace

"We're gonna need a bigger boat!" - Jaws.

From "Meet the Parents" -


"you can milk anything with nipples" - Ben Stiller

"I have nipples Greg. Can you milk me?" - Robert De Niro

This is from the Rock


John Mason:
are you sure you are ready for this?
Stanley Goodspeed:
Il do my best!
John Mason:
Your best?...loosers always talk about their best...winners go home and fusk the prom queen.
Stanley G
Carla was the prom queen!

well I meen **** the prom queen!

"Would somebody please pass the ****ing asperagus?"

"How in the name of Zues's BUTT-HOLE did you get out of your cell?"

'But you ain't got no legs, Lt. Dan."

"Dude! You're being very un-dude!"

"Give ME the keys, you cock-sucker"

"I gave you back the map, Heather!"

"No human beings would stack books like this"

"Oh man, I shot Marvin in the face. I think the car hit a bump"

"I'm in town to play the Dolphin's, you dumbass."

"Good .Bad.Im the guy with the gun ."

"this is my BOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM STICK !!! "

"NEEEEEE"

"i swallowed your cum that means something "

"im your father's , brother's , cousin's , former roommate "

"jane not home "

" ok jesus walks into a hotel and hands the innkeep three nails ,and asks could you put me up for the night ?"

"ok quick impression , CAWWWEEE , BANG!!!! **** IM DEAD !!

how can i foget "You gonna bark all day little doggy or you gonna bite ?"

"You need to shave to wear skirts that short
and I aint talking about the legs" - Ford Fairlaine

To and Machine - I don't know where some of those quotes are from.

"Lo-ho-se-her"

"RUN!!!! GET TO THE CHOPPER!"

its time to reap the wirlwind gentlemen!!! Brigader General Francis X. Hummel
From the Rock

Billy the Kid says that in "Young Guns" as well.

"I'm a virgin, I'm just not very good at it."

When Eddie Murphy enters the playboy garden in Beverly Hills cop 1
Boys you know what to do...just follow you dick.

I remember something from Young guns, it was something like:

The judge: You are going to jail, jail, jail
Billy The Kid: Yeah, and you`re going to hell, hell, hell

another one was Billy the kid cool quotes at the end of the movie before the Bon Jovi song....

Billy The Kid: I`m gonna make you famous! *pang*

"Is it safe?"

I``l be back!!!!

Its time to rape the wirldwind gentlemen!!
Brigader Greneral Francis X. Hummel...In the rock!!!

"If our fathers are our models for God and our fathers fail, what does that say about God"
-Brad Pitt in Fight Club

Never leave a man behind (BHD)

"I'd been a sexy chick"
-Jason Lee in Mallrats

"Did I listen to pop music because I was miserable, or was I miserable because I listened to pop music?"
-John Cusak in High Fidelity

"When did Noah built the arc? BEFORE the rain!"

''Fuzzy Tomato is our friend!'' - Killer Tomatoes Strike Back

Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels (1998)

Eddy: They're armed.
Soap: Armed, armed with what?
Eddie: Err, bad breath, colorful language, feather duster... what do you think they're gonna be armed with? Guns, you ***!

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Rory Breaker: If you hold back anything, I'll kill ya. If you bend the truth or I think your bending the truth, I'll kill ya. If you forget anything I'll kill ya. In fact, you're gonna have to work very hard to stay alive, Nick. Now do you understand everything I've said? Because if you don't, I'll kill ya.

From BHD!

Hoot (Eric Bana)
When I go home, people ask me: 'Hey Hoot, why you do it man.... why? Are you some kind of war junkie?' I wouldn't say a got damn word. Why? They won't understand. They won't understand why we do it. They won't understand.... it's about the men next to you. That's it.... that's all it is.

"Hey, kid, you want a Hershey's bar?"

"Yes, please!"

"So would I"

---Empire Of The Sun

Do you whant sugar?
Sugar?....... No Turkish I am sweet enough
Form Snatch!!

-turkish-You are going out to by a new caravan!
-tommy-A caravan...whats wrong with this one
turkish-nothing tommy<rips caravan door>its tip top!

-turkish-You are going out to by a new caravan!
-tommy-A caravan...whats wrong with this one
turkish-nothing tommy<rips caravan door>its tip top!
Snatch!

Burnett: Damn man! What are you weighing? About 3.50? I bet your one of those big, fat, pop-eyed, chicken-eating mother****ers ain't ya?
BAD BOYS
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Goodspeed: How in Zeus' BUTTHOLE, did you get out of your cell?
THE ROCK
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Lou: I'm ****ing Lou, who the **** are you?
FIGHT CLUB
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FBI Agent: Sir, we have a national security risk.

Rockhound: Good for you!
ARMAGEDDON
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Cyclops: What did you expect? Yellow spandex?
X MEN

heheh a lot of good once there..
Rockhound..no nukes no nukes. (when he is playing rodeo on the nuke)
Armageddon

You got any more bullets in that gun Cnl.?

Cameron Poe: does that gun work?
`Vince Larkin:yes
Cameron Poe: well...USE IT!!!

In the immortal words of Socrates who said: I drank what?

A lot of bad and stupid quotes are at www.goodquotes.com

hehe, thanks man!

my plesure

where should we go?
come on boys, just follow your dick!!!

eddie murphy in Beverly Hills cop 2, ahhh the scene is great, I always laugh!! oppss even now!

Here some of my favorit:
Dogma:
1
Rufus: You know what the dead do with most of their time? They watch the living. Especially in the shower. Jay: I can't wait to die.
2
Jay: If you know so much, tell me something about myself. Rufus: You masturbate more than anyone else on the planet. Jay: Shit, everyone knows that. Tell me something else. Rufus: When you do it, you're thinking about guys. Jay: Dude, not ALL the time!
If you want to find any movie quotes just ask me!

"Yer gay."
No specific movie.

i have quotes that i like, mostly from pulp fiction, fight club, devil's advocate...

"whats you're encore? are you going to anally rape my mother while pouring sugar in my gastank?" -Dante hicks, Clerks

Zimbo, I thought your fav movie quote was Vin Diesles " Urg goh da gara grogg"

hahaha!

no ''starwars freak''

let's see the most of my fav quotes are pretty boring

1: "I am Maximus Decimus Meridius commander of the armies of the north, general of the Felix legions, loyal servant to the true emperor Marcus Aurelius, father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife and I will have my vengeance in this life or the next!!"

2: "no you can not choose your own colours, I tried that once and I had 10 guys fighting over who would be mister black"

3: "FUBAR ****ed up beyond all recognition"

4: "A wizard is never late Frodo baggins nor is he early he arrives percisely when he means to!"

the lotr one is correct the rest I think so

1. The Rock. John Mason: welcome to the rock
2. Black Hawk Down. Sgt Randy Shughart: Good luck
3. Die Hard. John Mclane: yippi ka-yeay mother****er

YIPEE KA-YAY MR. FALCON!

The Rock - "How is Zeus' BUTTHOLE, did you get out of your cell?"

Fight Club- "I'm ****ing Lou, who the **** are you?

Bad Boys- "Who man, what you weighing? About 350? I bet you one of those big, pop-eyed, chicken-eating mother****ers ain't ya?"

Blue Streak- "All I can tell you sir is that he's gay! GAY! GAY!

Armageddon- "Sir, we have a national security threat!"
"Good for you!"

Point Break- "Young, dumb and full of cum!"

Die Hard:We're gonna need some more FBI guys I guess.
Die Hard: Yippee-ki-yay, mother****er!
Eraser: John: Relax. You've been erased.
Fight Club: Tyler Durden: The best fat for making soap comes from humans. Narrator: Wait. What is this place? Tyler Durden: A liposuction clinic.
Face/off: Dietrich: Hey Sean, how's your dead son?
Hudson Hawk: Darwin Mayflower: I'll kill your friends, your family, and the ***** you took to the prom! Hudson Hawk: Betty Jo Byarsky? I can get you an address on that, if you want.

I can find more more more.

couldnt find any xxx quotes?, ohyes thats right . I guss HUH? cant be considered a quote

hihi

FORTH EORLINGAS by Theoden King

I can but I don't want to.
Becouse I now no one here likes xXx
Independence Day: Captain Steven Hiller: Welcome to Earth!

Outlaw Josey Whales:

"you just gonna stand there and whistle dixie?"

"A man has just gotta know his limitations"

Tombstone:
"Not me, Im in my prime"- Doc Holliday

The Warriors:
"Who are these warriors, I want them, Alive if possible, if not, WASTED!"

"Warriors, come out to plaaaaya, warriors come out to plaaaya, waaarrrioors"

aaaaaaaaahahaha I love The Warriors!

AJAX is the coolest!

"What's the matter? You going ******?"

AJAX like the damn football team???

No man.

"this will be the last suit you ever wear....again" MIB 2

Whoopsie Daisy! It's the nigras!

BAD BOYS 2

Predator:Major Dutch Schaeffer: You're one ugly mother****er. !!
Red Planet: Gallagher: Well, here it is: that time they told us about in high school when math would save our lives.
Shanghay noon: Roy O'Bannon: Ooooh... who's the pretty lady? Chon Wang: That's my wife! Roy O'Bannon: How long you been in this country? Chon Wang: Four days. Roy O'Bannon: Nice work.

"He's the greatest freak in the world!" - The Elephant Man
"Futafinga!!" - A Christmas Story
"My god, I haven't been ****ed like that since grade school" - Fight Club

"Are you quitting on me?! Well, are you?! Then quit, you slimy ****ing walrus-looking piece of shit! Get the **** off of my obstacle! Get the **** down off of my obstacle! Now! Move it! I'm going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world! I will motivate you, Private Pyle, if it short-dicks every cannibal on the Congo!" - Full Metal Jacket
"Pyle, you climb obstacles like old people ****!" - Full Metal Jacket
"What now? Well let me tell you what now. I'm gonna call a couple of pipe-hittin' *******, who'll go to work on homes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. Hear me talkin' hillbilly boy? I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'm gonna get medieval on your ass." - Pulp Fiction
And many many more....

I believe ya, but my tommy gun don't
The guy in Home Alone II

"nobody steps on a church in my town!" - ghostbusters

"I celebrate that guy's entire catalouge." - office space

Mike Lowrey: (Bad Boys): My shit always works sometimes..

okie not a movie quote tho it could turn up in a lotr movie:
"Auta miqula orqu"

grey havens elvish for go kiss an orc

Pulp Fiction:Jimmie: I can't believe this is the same car! Winston Wolf: Well, let's not start sucking each other's dicks just yet.
That's one of my favorit quotes in Pulp Fiction

don't know if you met steve-o,but he could have commented one of u're favorit quotesit was his style.
anyway,I'll think at some movie quotes,but I don't think I have,at least not now.

Bad Boys 2: Mike and Marcus are in controll over circa 10 kKK members...and they sing...Bad boys, bad boys watca gonna do? watca gonna do when they come for you..
Marcus Burnett: a seekstoba a snek snek smo snehey....(sing this afer watcha gonna do when they come for you)
Mike: dude you got to learn the words man...
Marcus: we normally only do the cours!

sounds hillariously bad

well, check out the trailer..and il bet you will laugh a lot!

That is of course if you have a sense of humour!

and he is the rainman...so it depends if he understands the thing....

-"And what did I say about assumption being the brother of all ****-ups?"
-"It's the mother of all ****-ups, stupid."
-"Well brother, mother, any other sucker" -Lock, Stock & Two Smoking Barrels

love that one...Lock Stock is filled with cool thing...

Like when Nicholas the greek is visiting the carcy black dude...

Nicolas says something...and then the cracy dude says: is this a with joke that black people cant understand??cous im not ****ing laughing nicalas...

Just the way he says nicalas makes me crack up!

"In the sweet words of the Virgin Mary, come again?"

Lock and stock is a great movie certainly for quotes I love that mother one

well I'll just throw in another Snatch one.

" Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this instance by an 'orrible ****... me!"

lock, stock and the ****in' lot

hehe

I saw shanghi noon for the first time last night....hilarous..."I am like a wild horse. you cannot tame me....but if you put out some grain, i will come in and feed....but don't fense me in, or I will run away never to be seen again." classic owen wilson (I am sure I butchered the quote...I have only seen the movie once....) this makes me think shanghi knights
will be pretty funny

feel the forks..
can't remember witch film i heard that

"Swim, hell, the fall will probably kill you." - Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid

"He's from California" "So he's a yankee?" "No, if you are from California, you are not a yankee, you're not really anything." - Days of Thunder

"Hey lady! You ever had you ******* licked by a fat man in an overcoat?" - Jay from Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
"What? I have a wiping problem. I just stick one of these things up my browneye. Bam! No shit stains in my undies!"- Jay from Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
"Victims are we all."- Eric from The Crow
"Let me tell you about murder. It's fun, it's easy, and you're gonna learn all about it." -TinTin from The Crow
"Is that gasoline I smell?"- Eric from the Crow

"Where is Ze Meecrofilm"

Tim Curry in "Loaded Weapon"

just Eddie Murphyes laughing in Bev cop craks me up!

From 8 Mile.

Mom- It's my sex life son, it's bad!

Rabbit- Shit mom! I don't wanna know!

Mom- Greg won't go down on me!

Rabbit- MOM! (slams door in her face)

hihi

"The Pope may be French, but Jesus was English. You're on." - A Knight's Tale
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"I'll show you my true nature...our nature." - Shinzon, from Star Trek: Nemesis
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"If he is innocent?! Did anyone think if Paris be innocent, or Putnam, or Abilgail! Are the accusers always holy now!? Were they born this morning as pure as God's fingers?" - John Proctor, The Crucible
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"There's no way for them to know that we're carrying cameras, not bombs! We're going to be shot at, plain and simple!" - Kenny O' Donnell, Thirteen Days
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"Smile, you son of a B----!" - Chief Brody, JAWS

Every passing minute is another to turn it all around - Penevolpe Cruz

Ill see you in another life when we are both Cats - Penevolpe Cruz

Both from Vanilla Sky sorry if im wrong on the spelling of her name