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I'd take Legion on vacation to Hawaii and push him in a Volcano.

i would pour apple juice on iron man's suit and say it was piss

Well not my favarate superhero but i would love to just walk up to wolverine and shoot him in the head, i would laugh

i would pour liquid webbing on Spider-Man's crotch...

Lie Spidey that Carnage just kidnapped my friend and send him on a wild goose chase.

Put a curse on the Scarlett Witch

I'd give Superman a major wedgie.

Steal Elektra's sai

poon Scream

i'd give superman some brownies with kryptonite baked in the center.

ahaahahaha!!!!

Pour hydrogen peroxide on Carnage- it makes blood foam. In all the bubbles, he wouldn't be able to stand up for hours. Keep falling on his @ss.
(Yes I know- superHERO, sorry, could not resist.)

Make ANOTHER gwen clone for parker....

Uhm... Carnage isn't covered in blood, the symbiote is just red.

exactly.

Yes and no. They say repeatedly that it is "bonded" to his blood. Sometimes they say, "on a molecular level." Hmmmm. My common sense is telling me there has to be some of his actual blood moving over his body along with that symbiote. So, personal interpretation.
Even if his own blood is not significantly involved, there is the blood of his victims to consider.

What's weird here is the synchronicity. Just as you were questioning my post here, I was questioning part of your Carnage story over in the Official Sym thread. So very weird...

Put itching powders in batmans suit.

That sounds strangely familiar. You know, I almost think that happened once, or something similar...

I would switch Cyclops visor with a cheap immetation, while he is sleeping and video the aftermath... Then send it to one of those funny video shows

I would walk round, and trip the Flash as he was running relly fast. Just to see how fast he can fall lol.

LOL. Because of his reflexes, you'll have to convince Impulse to do it. Shouldn't be hard!