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Thought this would be funny.

Girls, just post things you think guys don't know bout women. Simple as that.

were do i begin?

well i'm not a girl but i can think of a few

some times,and this is just advice,some times if your girl is all depressed just give her like a 5 min.hugg,that would cheer me up,but if she says go away,then you should.

i'll remember that

right you will

another thing is if you grabb there ass,and they despise you,and you know it,don't do it!!!it will be worst for you then it was her.

yeah and umm i cant help u

i dont know what ur talkin bout

things guy should,and shouild not do around girls,or women

EVERYTHING!

and NEVER,EVER forget her birthday!

yeah they tend to hate that.

hmmmm..... ppl are complicated.
and there is no way to understand others

good piont,but these are just the basics

indeed they are

there are so many things that men will never understand about women, I think that is what makes dating women so much fun and so frustrating

yup

sometimes we say one thing and mean another but u got to b patient with us

just advice for guys here.

TELL HER HOW YOU F&@KING FEEL

it's hard to do, but usually worth it
it was for me

well said sniper

i love you

*hug*

weird

uhhhhuummm

i know that stuff.

Can't you elaborate some more?!

"I will never understand how women can take boiling hot wax, pour it on their upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root........

.... and still be afraid of a spider."

Jerry Seinfeld

thank you for that quote.

Things guys dont know...

I laughed my ass of when I watched "I'm Telling you for the Last time" and that part came on. It was great.

But in retaliation...

"I bet a lot of you want to know what men are thinking... I can tell you.
Nothing"

Jerry Seinfeld.

I hate spiders cry

Waxing isn't such a *****, but it helps if you are really drunk when getting certain areas done

Best advice ever, don't comment on a lady's weight nono
Because either way you'll dig yourself into a hole......

"You look really thin hun,"
"Oh so I looked fat before, is that it?"

Women love honesty...then why ask us questions like that if you want to hear us lie?

"Does this dress make me look fat?"

You want to hear something like...

"Oh, no, hunny. You look fantastic!" ...but that really means

"I dont think the dress has anything to do with it."

hmm...that weight thing is fair.
thanks for the tip.

There wasn't a question in my reply
I said not to comment, if she asks herself then she should be prepared for the burn

Higher pain threshold of course.

so I should just go with:

"You look great."

nice and casual.

I know, but I was just saying..
But should you choose to not comment, then she will expect the worst and you sleep on the couch.


If have learned anything in my 20 years on this planet, it is that

"When it comes to compliments, women are ravenous beasts always wanting more, MORE, MORE!"

Homer Simpson.

It's so nice you have a quote for everything scott

Spend 99.9% of your hard earned money to get a girl cloths, shoes, ect... and then you will have yourself a girlfreind

my woman argues when i try to spend money on her

Most women do, but they love it deep down.

I'll tell you right now, no matter what a girl says, all about rights and crap she still wants to be treated nicely, like opening a door for her or whatever, little things like that

chivalry is NOT dead

Chilvery is not dead... its seed merely lays domant in those who feel women deserve to be treated nice.


...that was not a quote. That was an original

I think it's nice sometimes, like little things or unexpected surprises
But most of us don't wanna be supported

yeah that takes some balls to do.... it is probably the toughest thing any guy will have to do

normally the other way around

chivalry died when women started complaining about equal rights... they won the vote but lost chivalry

chivalry isn't dead, it's people or guys that made it die. You can be chivalrous and still get the women.

if you can think of them ... then its not something that guys dont know about women

that is SOOOO true!

Don't call her constintly and want to hang out with her like EVERY waking moment. Give her space, don't be too clingy

but then again, dont give her too much space

Thats a little contradicting, but I'll keep an open mind.

yes

that is true as well!
simple things are as sweet as buying a girl a necklace for no apparent reason!
and compliments are GREAT!
'youre looking extra nice today'

i do too! even if he's just buying me a choc milk
but deep down i find it sweet