classic one liners

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clispin
Get your mind out of the sewer and into the gutter with the rest of us.

Growing old is mandatory. Growing up? Definitely optional.

Here at First National, you're not just a number - you're two numbers, a dash, three more numbers, another dash, and another number.

I have spent most of my money on women and beer. The rest I just wasted...

I keep trying to lose weight but it always finds me.

"I'm not a praying man, but if you're up there, help me superman!" ~ Homer Simpson

I'm gonna survive or die trying.

It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end-to-end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them.

make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.

clispin
anyone got any more?

ragesRemorse
"Game over...Game over man" aliens

that movie has about a 101 one liners

ragesRemorse
"we came,we saw,we kicked their ass" Ghostbusters smile

Deity
homer said something else like that

"im gonna live/survive, even if it kills me"

Miss_Janey
'sarcasm is just one more service we offer'
'I just want revenge, is that so wrong?'
'nice perfume, must you marinate in it?'
'too many freaks, not enough circuses'

ladygrim
do they have to movie related cuz if not i have loads and loads....

Miss_Janey
mine aren't movie related. mine came from a little book of abuse that someone gave me

ladygrim
' smile

sonofasaiyan
Nice stuff.

ladygrim
innocent05

Korri
my favourite is shut the hell up claire...


or is that the one i use most often? erm

ladygrim
erm dunno ...

Korri
http://images.killermovies.com/forums/avatars/austin_powers/Austin_Powers_-_Dr_Evil.gifwhip

Miss_Janey
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DirtyBlondPrepa
Those are great qoutes Clispinyes

Nirvana37365
like it korri

clispin
why do you hurt me so sad it's as if you like to see me cry, biatch stick out tongue

Korri
i do!! eek!

vaya_the_elf
"You won't like me when I'm angry"-The Hulk

Movie was not that great, but you got to love that line

Korri
k no expression

ladygrim
erm

Korri
ya no expression

clispin
Be alert, the world needs more lerts.

ladygrim
smile

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