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Thanks to KMC and its very international patrons, I've been absorbing and using very British words! euro

i.e

Just this morning I blurted out to my chaps that I refused to see the new REII on account that is was "pants"!

...and that my friends new hair-do was very "camp"!

Those unworldly heathens were clueless as to the meaning of my Brit lingo! schmoll

Barbarians! winkiss

diva

..I love british lingo....although I wish I knew some more words...I only know a few.

I read too many British books, it just makes its way into everyday speech

I say mates, chap, tosser, camp, and stuff like so all the time

...

well I read HP and watch the movies so I learn some there, and I have also talked to some British people here at KMC so that also helps.

Brits are so much cooler than us dumb Americans

I like saying "m8" for some reason

What's "tosser" mean?



I know! And they're like always wearing brown!

Same thing as wanker

Nice. "Pants"

British people look like they smell like leather luggage!

As in expensive

And old British women look like they bake sugar cookies all day!

Do all Texans wear cowboy hats and ride horses too?

Nope. I can tell you that myself. Regardless of what Tex says.

they might

Us Kiwis talk almost exactly like that. I'll see if I can try some brit:


It aient a hotdog it's a pizza!

I have a lot of relatives in england and I am half english.

Well Tex rides something, I'm not sure it's horses though

Save a horse...

That would be me.

!!

TH must be heart broken cry

Giddy-up boy!

omg Tex you always crack me up

how dare they not be up to date on the latest British slang!

Thats it! They're off the biscuits list!

i was talking to some americans on holiday and i said "you're taking the piss!" and he looked at his groin and got all confused... you not use that term?

you got it in one

british phrases always sound best with a micheal caine accent...

And why do Americans not understand English... while on International Camp in Lincolnshire this year I said to some Americans, "I dunna know why they was booing yer flag... in inna your fault... sno nayd to gerall mardy wi you lot..." and they didn't know what i was saying...

haha

clear as day that mate, clear as day

Omg!

i don't know any english

http://www.londonslang.com/

^now that's proper english mate

Ride a cowboy!

looking thru them, i mustve used every1 of them in normal conversation at sometime in my life...haha

i'll admit, some of them are new to me but I know most of them and quite a few more modern terms

Does anyone else say shits and giggles? Or is that just me...

I have never in all my english slang speaking life heard anybody say that.


Damn AustinPowers

ok?

ppl i'm english here and u ppl really do make me laugh, well not laugh but smile weirdly

Im english to....

Im not sure whether i like the idea everyone thinks we look like euro or not

At the moment, i like it

i have never used, nor heard any of those

<---if you smile like that, i feel sorry for you

We kinda say it sarcasticly, but we still say it!

nah i don't smile like that, i smile, but when u are just weird i kinda just well pity u for it

english ppl do not look like that at all , thats just freaky, i look hmm like a bald teenager

yea, we say em cos it gets a rise out of the people who we're talking to, not like i go around seriously usin cockney slang haha

i never heard ppl say that.
and im not counting Austin Powers.

austin powers is an awesome dude

hate Austin powers lol...makes me cringe

a simple yes-no was sufficient

I've never said it but I've heard a few people say it

a yes it is then good sir

captain keep up the good work sailor

bah, you're no fun

i'm off for a bath, i got college tommorow and i casn't be smelly on my first day can i

had my first day.... kicked ass droolio

good luck

im guilty of saying it

i hope that means u met girls and had fun , ah well i know that no friends will be in my class, soooo its not gonna be that good, but i hope there is a girl i start talking too , anyway seeya dudes!!

who needs girls for fun when you're a captain? sailorcaptain

the trick is to get the right seat in lesson Psychology tomorrow... gotta make my decision wisely

the right seat???

sit with a girl, idiot

but not if she's with friends, then she won't pay attention to you as much

very true, ah wlel seeya then

have fun and dont worry, you won't learn anything in your first lessons just make friends

are u kidding me!!!!, u total weirdO!!!, i'm english and i look like this, do i look like leather luggage

I say that
And other crap like yummy scrumboes droolio

And no we don't but I know what it means droolio

im on the other end of the spetrum, im english but talk stereotypical american a typical conversation goes ' s'up dood havent seen you in like donkeys yonks, omg youre like totally hot today, red hair so coool'
hmm i mix and match

vee your totally hot everyday hunni droolio

Pikey luggage!

tut tut, keep it inline mister

no Tex i'm not luggage, i'm a person, not luggage okay... , think carfully about...what...i...said.......

do i say anything english?

My friend Kevin came out with the weirdest sentance few days ago in defence to me hating one of his uni mates, Matthew Kerr.

''Ah ney, he's just a friendly chap, trying to have chuckle with us all.''

*shudder* chuckle.

It's about time! captain

Kevin is not gay droolio Id be crushed if he was cry

also, if you're already english slag you have to use words ''dodgy'' at some point. droolio oh ''bollox''

Edit- the 'T' word is sensored! (another word for pregnant fish )

I say dodgy all the time droolio

*cough*

Dodgy is awesome word.

Let me put it in the context everyone will understand -

''Tex always says dodgy things''

Kiss my ass biatch

i use dodgy all the time, didnt even think it was just an English term.
i know spurious is restricted to just London and surrounding areas tho (altho after Snatch its kinda spread around) - means same thing

heehee fruits_apple

God, my every other word used to be dodgy! I dont know, I kinda still like it, and i kinda use it.

I love it when you show something to people and they make a face and say ''that looks so dodgy'' laugh1

if thats american, i dont know what i speak

So do I

I know quite a bit of British slang, my grandmum was from England

(and I've used the phrase "shits and giggles" before )

lol

what about 'doody'? Very common in my part of england

Leave it to the British to call a homo another name.

While they're at it, why not start refering to Oranges as Apples...?

(sorry to any homosexuals i offended by my comment)

It's actually only very PC people that call gays 'homosexuals' in England. We have quite a large selection here! Here's a short list ((not including the offensive ones)). I mighta missed some, or some may be offensive - I just know that Steve ((my 'fabulous gay' mate )) doesn't find them offensive:

queer
queen
ladyman
out guy
((not sure if these two would be offensive to someone, Steve thinks they're funny))
backdoor burgalar
fudge packer

Being gay isn't a crime...

But camping in the UK should be....

genius. pure genius

I go camping in the UK all the time... keep a frilly shirt and pink hat especially....

And on the subject... afriend of mine used to work at Cadbury's... when I asked what job he did there, he said he was a fudge packer....

and t'all you yanks who dunna know, Cadbury's mek choclat... kayp listnin to may, an yull bay able to spayk like yu frum Co'ville lak i am...

laugh1laugh1!!!

Your happiness, loves Cadbury's laugh1

it does

indeedly

so....you're bumping these threads because....?

more buzz for your buck ?
i dunno i got bored i suppose

Jealous lil? winkiss

Hardly!

Your thread is soooo last week! winkiss

It's made a classic comeback! diva

Oh yeah...what a classic come back ''indeedy''

Please, its a sad has been! winkiss

bangin!

well, darlings, I've been talking camp all day.... planning a week under canvas, you know... and oh my god! you should see those tents... they just don't go with my skin tones....