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In Marlboro Massachusetts, it is illegel to detonate the a nuclear device.

DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!

there goes my weekend

you guys know its illegal to shoot a bird over a cemetary? Interesting but stupid law i learned of...

Does that imply that it is legal elsewhere?

That's what I had beeen thinking

i wonder if its illegal to hit golf balls into a cemetery cuz i did that yesterday

How about this one in Chester, UK it's legal to kill a Welshman so long as you use a bow and no more than 2 arrows....

Well, you know any welsh folks you don't like?

is that still true?

*picks up his bow*

in southern california its illegal to churn your own butter on a sunday!!!

yet another completely useless law...god that class almost killed me and it was only an hour long.

It sounds like an obsolete law Linkalicious

In Burllington MA its illegal for two men to carry a bath tub across the town green.

i'm sure it's obsolete because who in the world (other than the amish) churn their own butter?....but the officer said that if someone was caught doing it, then they would be punishable.

Yup apparently its one of those quaint little laws thats never been obsoleted...

excellent

Followes Dave with a Bow

Heh...silly laws are fun...

Somewhere in Illinois (can't remember which town) it is illegal to walk on the sidewalk

LoL trin that must suck.

i know in my town you're technically not aloud to mow your own lawn on a Sunday....because it's "God's day"
apparently you aren't supposed to be that noisey.

What, do you want to kill a poor animal?

ho ho ho

I know a dumb law! The law that says children have to attend school until they're 16

Hah...

I'm determined to find out whichever town in Illinois it is where you're not allowed to walk on the sidewalk and go there...and walk on the sidewalk

somebody shoulda told me i was breaking a law til i was 16 that has to be a record

You guys won't believe this one:

It is a crime for dogs that reside in the Los Angeles area to mate within 500 yards of a church. Breaking this law is punishable by a fine of $500 and/or six months in prison.

This one IS the dumbest:

In East Los Angeles Zoot suits are prohibited.

Thats...sad.

Off topic here: Is it true that a dog once got voted for mayor somewhere in Cali once?

Can't say I ever heard THAT before...

Dunno if it was posted but:

http://www.dumblaws.com

It's illegal in my homestate(WV) to have sex with an animal over 40(?) pounds.

In Alabama...
It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.
It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church.
Putting salt on a railroad track may be punishable by death.
Boogers may not be flicked into the wind.
It is legal to drive the wrong way down a one-way street if you have a lantern attached to the front of your automobile.

My lovely New Jersey...
One must yield a phone line to a person if it is an emergency.
It is illegal to wear a bullet-proof vest while committing a murder.
You cannot pump your own gas. All gas stations are full service and full service only.
It is against the law for a man to knit during the fishing season.
It is against the law to "frown" at a police officer.

and Canada... Comic books which depict any illegal acts are banned.

35% of a radio stations content must be "Canadian Content".

You may not pay for a fifty-cent item with only pennies.

"Putting salt on a railroad track may be punishable by death. "

That one actually makes sense. A train can be derailed by something as small as a penny. So what I'm saying is that if you put enough salt down, you could derail a train.

it's a bit extreme but makes sense

England
Any person found breaking a boiled egg at the sharp end will be sentenced to 24 hours in the village stocks (enacted by Edward VI).
It is illegal to stand within one hundred yards of the reigning monarch when not wearing socks (enacted by Edward VI)
A bed may not be hung out of a window.
It is illegal for a lady to eat chocolates on a public conveyance.
Any boy under the age of 10 may not see a naked manequin.

now you gotta hand to these lawmakers...how do they make this shit up?

What I'm going to post is not about Laws but... Is dumb
Unknown Air Conditioner
1 Caution: Avoid dropping air conditioners out of windows.
Appliances

2 Flying Goku
This label defies explanation. Take a look at the picture.
Toys

3 Life saving device
This is NOT a life saving device!!!
Appliances

4 Various Computers
Keyboard not detected. Press F1 to continue
Electronics

5 Child-Sized Superman Costume
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
Clothes

6 Interstate 10, Near Phoenix, AZ
State Prison: Do Not Stop for Hitchhikers
Signs

7 Unknown Blow Dryer
Warning: Do not use while sleeping.
Appliances

8 Unknown Hair Coloring
Do not use as an ice cream topping.
Hygiene

9 Rowenta Iron
Warning: Never iron clothes on the body.
Appliances

10 Unknown Mattress
Warning: Do not attempt to swallow

theres another one, on boats.

"Life saving equipment: Do not touch."

Heh...we once got some guide for trying to fix a broken PS2 and it said "do not attempt to clean the inside of your PlayStation 2 with an air compressor"

And you know all those warning labels are there because people have done that... stupid people!

http://www.msnbc.com/d/v/250x190/tdy_holt_dumblabels_030605.jpg

Wow...that's sad.

Ha! Found some crazy laws from Illinois!!!

State Laws:
You may be arrested for vagrancy if you do not have at least one dollar bill on your person.
You must contact the police before entering the city in an automobile.
The English language is not to be spoken.

City Laws:
Carbondale
No one may stand on the sidewalk on the 500 block of Illinois Ave (heh...).
Champaign
One may not pee in his neighbor's mouth. (it's a college town...plus that's where I'm going to college... )
Chicago (my good old hometown...)
Law forbids eating in a place that is on fire.
It is illegal to give a dog whiskey.
It is forbidden to fish while sitting on a giraffe's neck.
Kites may not be flown within the city limits. (Repealed)
Spitting is forbidden
In the Pullman area, it is illegal to drink beer out of a bucket while sitting on the curb.
It is legal to protest naked in front of city hall as long as you are under seventeen years of age and have legal permits.
All businesses entering into contracts with the city must sift through their records and report any business they had dealing with slaves during the era of slavery.
Zion
It is illegal for anyone to give lighted cigars to dogs, cats, or any other domesticated animals.

Heh...lovely state I live in, huh?

You can't eat a place where it's on fire?

I do this everyday!!!!


Those petafiles
Where's Xena fan when you want someone to complain about nudity

Ahh, but I don't actually live in Chicago anymore, I live just outside of it...heh...so I guess I could eat in a place that's on fire if I wanted!

where is xena fan? She'll have had tons of things posted here, all of which she truly believes should be enforced

Getting off topic: Trinity_Matrix, How is your AP bio class going?

Pfft, okay I guess...I'm getting a good grade (I've got a B- at the moment, 82%) and got a B on my last test. Today the teacher officially found out who in the class is going to take the AP exam...

jawdrop *smacks face* how retarded can people get

are you going to take it?

Yep...I already paid for it at the beginning of the year, and I'm pretty sure I'll do well on it.

The actual Law is 'You can only shoot a Welsh person with a bow and arrow inside the city walls and after midnight', not sure what would happen if you tried it, but I think you should give it a go, I'll come and watch.

It's illegal for me to have a donkey in my garden.

thats stupid

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! HOW STUPID IS THAT?

I know, its one of the by-laws they didn't change. I WANT A DONKEY!

you get some daft people who make some daft laws

i dont want a donky i want a sheep, and im going to wales next week so ill see if i can get a bow and arrow b4 then

That won't help you have to be in Chester, are you going past Chester on your way? let me know and I'll come along to watch.

In England its legal to kill a scotsman with a cross bow from a certain window in Westminster Abby, on a certain day of the year. So if you've got any enemys who are scottish...

It's also Legal to Kill a Scotsman found in the City of York. This just gets better and better.

yup going through chester
will vidio it just 4 you Corran

Is it illegal for a man to have sex with a sheep?

Think about it,.... we also EAT sheep and kill them for it

Shouldn't we ask the sheep what THEY prefer???

Did you know that it used to be against the law to commit suicide?

I mean, how exactly would the criminal be arrested/convicted/sentanced when they are dead already.

Maybe they had the death penalty for suicide.

?

Is there places in America where it is illegal to have bum sex?

Or oral?

Just let me know 15 minutes beforehand and I'll bring my camera, I can post the pics of you doing it on KMC then.

i no a welsh man aswell so i can get him to stand there 4 me(i wont tell him wot im going to do)you can vidio it and then we can see wot the legal repacutions are

I live in the us in the state of PA and here if you are caught sleeping on top you Refrigerator you will be arrested and sent to jail.......


and if you are seen putting salt on Rail road tracks it is possible to get the death penalty.

RAVEN *hugz*

I like this thread

The penalty for jumping off a building is death. (NY)
It is against the law to throw a ball at someone's head for fun. (oops)
Women may go topless in public, providing it is not being used as a business.

you know what else is dumb about it? the terrible grammar

These are funny
http://www.dumblaws.com/laws.php?a=top25

"

Giving or receiving oral sex is prohibited.
Location: United States, California, San Francisco

"

FU<K YOU

"It is illegal to make a monkey smoke a cigarette.
Location: United States, Indiana, South Bend "

Can remember where it is, but its illegal to whistle underwater in some state, not sure which.

Btw: My town still has sundown laws.