~Angel~
Right now, I'm on the computer because I can't even sleep. I don't think I'll sleep or eat for the rest of my life. I've been scarred for life, and now, since it's thundering, and I have to abandon my computer, I think I will make a second attempt to burn my eyes out... SCARRED FOR LIFE I TELL YOU!!!!!!
I was cleaning at my Aunt's house today. Only because she asked me to, and because she paid me to do it.
She is not a small woman. I think she weighs 200+ lbs. She is also 50 years old. She is "friends" with a man who has the IQ of someone just above retarded.
I cleaned her bathroom.
Under the sink, I found something that boggles my mind. I found a small box.
In it was supposed to be two pregnancy tests. .......... but.............there was only one left. fear
There is only one phrase that comes to my mind right now. It is a quote from Austin Powers. "The sheer mechanics are mind boggling."
Now I am scarred for life.
I was cleaning at my Aunt's house today. Only because she asked me to, and because she paid me to do it.
She is not a small woman. I think she weighs 200+ lbs. She is also 50 years old. She is "friends" with a man who has the IQ of someone just above retarded.
I cleaned her bathroom.
Under the sink, I found something that boggles my mind. I found a small box.
In it was supposed to be two pregnancy tests. .......... but.............there was only one left. fear
There is only one phrase that comes to my mind right now. It is a quote from Austin Powers. "The sheer mechanics are mind boggling."
Now I am scarred for life.
You'll have cousins! 
