lil bitchiness
This is the diary of collection of the best, greatest and funniest quotes posted by the closest people to me here on KMC, over the past year! (well only few, couldnt be bothered looking for all great ones )
I love you guys, every single one of you, you know who you are!
Enjoy!
dave123: This is how id do things if i was God - You're an assh0le *kills*
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big gay kirk: I've been to fancy dress parties dressed as Jesus, a Nazi officer, a female prostitute, a flasher, a coalminer, a spaceman and a viking.... does this mean that I am a dirty-faced exhibitionist racist anti-semitic 10th century norwegian astronaut with a messiah complex who only does it for the money???
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dave123: when i wake up, i check my router of who to annoy and how much... you guys have been lucky lately"
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Raz: was having a zombie process problem, which was using up too much CPU. Only way to get rid of it was to reboot. But the process was stopping it from rebooting, so had to do a hard reboot - which then kicked in the hard drive checked upon starting, which took forever
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Raz (about orgy) - Everyone's welcome
p.s. mingers need not apply.
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Tex: Point at me all you want, it attract attention to The Diva
Matrix_Man: lets try hurling things....books, pianos whatever u want......................*throws a cathedral*
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dave123: stop bumping all ur threads
Matrix_Man: NEVER!
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Matrix_Man: "its a hippo sleeping with a chick.....it doesnt get much sicker... "
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Tex: My breath smells like Belgian roses!
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Raz: wtf is a Lycon
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mechmoggy: ''Tis true though, I've never willingly given back porn unless someone has insisted.Even then I'm grumpy about it and may ask them to leave straight away.
You know, the rental period for porn is as long as it takes them to come around to your house and insist on you giving it back. Its the unwritten law of borrowing porn
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Raz: Whats with all this rappin'?
I don't like readin' all this crappin'!
silver_tears: Well theres something you dont see every day
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Raz: Are you looking for a banning?
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silver_tears (after tex wrote a page long rant): *cough*
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Raz (about Tex): Actually he used to be quite normal for a year when he joined.
Suddenly he just started going fruity
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dogbert: It's ok, cheer up
Watch some porn, you will feel better
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Tex: Besides, when naked, there are other things to focus your attention on
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Tex:
BackFire: You listening to Bjork music again Tex?
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burlyman - omg i did something on my hand today
dave123: ewww
burlyman: um shutup
dave123: you aint meant to share that kinda stuff
burlyman: i was trying out my pen and one thing led to another, i covered my hand in triangles and squarey shapes,
burlyman: well i was slightly occupied by the job in hand, my grpahics coursework
dave123: job in hand, dirty git
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burlyman: I was such a retarded noob!
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Tex: I ban like I bang; Often with enjoyment.
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Raz: I cant really see anyone voting for the diva....even the diva
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Tex: I have more divaness in my sexy little perfectly manicured finger, than you have in your entire hoof!:
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Matrix_Man: EVERYONE SAY 'MATHS DEBATE' REALLY FAST!
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Matrix_Man: lets all have a good fast maths debate.....
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Raz: Enlightenment waits at this CLICK HERE NOW!!
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lil bitchiness:
when i have a kid, im gonna call him \m/ ZOLTAN! \m/
dave123:
remind me not to let my kid near Zoltan
what if its a girl?
lil bitchiness:
\m/ZOLTANA\m/
dave123:
thats practically "sultana" the little fruit things
lil bitchiness:
you cannot utter the name of \m/Zoltan\m/ with thought the \m/ before and after same when you speak it , and you have to make this scary deep voice when you say it \m/ZOLTAN\m/
dave123:
i'll just call is sultana to get around it
lil bitchiness:
hes a boy, and its \m/ ZOLTAN\m/
dave123:
well i'll call my kid Zumbini , and we see who gets bullied the most
lil bitchiness:
Zumbini is so lame compared to \m/ZOLTAN\m/your kid is gonna get bullied, mine will rule and his slogan will be
''Shut up fool, Zoltan rule''
dave123:
ZOMBINI
lil bitchiness
oh shit i uttered his name with no\m/
dave123:
haha, you didnt use the \m/ things in his haha
lil bitchiness:
\m/ZOLTAN\m/ will avange me
dave123:
he's gonna kick your ass soon as he's born.... BAM
lil bitchiness:
i love saying retarded things and what i love even more is you going along with it
dave123:
yeah, i'm kinda hoping you dont really name him anything like that... else child wellfare will be called
lil bitchiness:
nothing wrong with \m/ZOLTAN\/m
dave123:
but truthfully, ZOMBINI will demand respect
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Raz: You know how I like the attention
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lil bitchiness - damn it, i have a virus on my comp
Korri- how bad is it
lil bitchiness - dont know, pretty bad, might have to re-install everything
Korri - do you have back up dicks!
Korri- disks*
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silver_tears (about stalking Raz): i say we camp out in his bushes tonight
Awh the good old days cry I miss you guys so much, and our super cool time we had!
I love you guys, every single one of you, you know who you are!
Enjoy!
dave123: This is how id do things if i was God - You're an assh0le *kills*
* * *
big gay kirk: I've been to fancy dress parties dressed as Jesus, a Nazi officer, a female prostitute, a flasher, a coalminer, a spaceman and a viking.... does this mean that I am a dirty-faced exhibitionist racist anti-semitic 10th century norwegian astronaut with a messiah complex who only does it for the money???
* * *
dave123: when i wake up, i check my router of who to annoy and how much... you guys have been lucky lately"
* * *
Raz: was having a zombie process problem, which was using up too much CPU. Only way to get rid of it was to reboot. But the process was stopping it from rebooting, so had to do a hard reboot - which then kicked in the hard drive checked upon starting, which took forever
* * *
Raz (about orgy) - Everyone's welcome
p.s. mingers need not apply.
* * *
Tex: Point at me all you want, it attract attention to The Diva
Matrix_Man: lets try hurling things....books, pianos whatever u want......................*throws a cathedral*
* * *
dave123: stop bumping all ur threads
Matrix_Man: NEVER!
* * *
Matrix_Man: "its a hippo sleeping with a chick.....it doesnt get much sicker... "
* * *
Tex: My breath smells like Belgian roses!
* * *
Raz: wtf is a Lycon
* * *
mechmoggy: ''Tis true though, I've never willingly given back porn unless someone has insisted.Even then I'm grumpy about it and may ask them to leave straight away.
You know, the rental period for porn is as long as it takes them to come around to your house and insist on you giving it back. Its the unwritten law of borrowing porn
* * *
Raz: Whats with all this rappin'?
I don't like readin' all this crappin'!
silver_tears: Well theres something you dont see every day
* * *
Raz: Are you looking for a banning?
* * *
silver_tears (after tex wrote a page long rant): *cough*
* * *
Raz (about Tex): Actually he used to be quite normal for a year when he joined.
Suddenly he just started going fruity
* * *
dogbert: It's ok, cheer up
Watch some porn, you will feel better
* * *
Tex: Besides, when naked, there are other things to focus your attention on
* * *
Tex:
BackFire: You listening to Bjork music again Tex?
* * *
burlyman - omg i did something on my hand today
dave123: ewww
burlyman: um shutup
dave123: you aint meant to share that kinda stuff
burlyman: i was trying out my pen and one thing led to another, i covered my hand in triangles and squarey shapes,
burlyman: well i was slightly occupied by the job in hand, my grpahics coursework
dave123: job in hand, dirty git
* * *
burlyman: I was such a retarded noob!
* * *
Tex: I ban like I bang; Often with enjoyment.
* * *
Raz: I cant really see anyone voting for the diva....even the diva
* * *
Tex: I have more divaness in my sexy little perfectly manicured finger, than you have in your entire hoof!:
* * *
Matrix_Man: EVERYONE SAY 'MATHS DEBATE' REALLY FAST!
* * *
Matrix_Man: lets all have a good fast maths debate.....
* * *
Raz: Enlightenment waits at this CLICK HERE NOW!!
* * *
lil bitchiness:
when i have a kid, im gonna call him \m/ ZOLTAN! \m/
dave123:
remind me not to let my kid near Zoltan
what if its a girl?
lil bitchiness:
\m/ZOLTANA\m/
dave123:
thats practically "sultana" the little fruit things
lil bitchiness:
you cannot utter the name of \m/Zoltan\m/ with thought the \m/ before and after same when you speak it , and you have to make this scary deep voice when you say it \m/ZOLTAN\m/
dave123:
i'll just call is sultana to get around it
lil bitchiness:
hes a boy, and its \m/ ZOLTAN\m/
dave123:
well i'll call my kid Zumbini , and we see who gets bullied the most
lil bitchiness:
Zumbini is so lame compared to \m/ZOLTAN\m/your kid is gonna get bullied, mine will rule and his slogan will be
''Shut up fool, Zoltan rule''
dave123:
ZOMBINI
lil bitchiness
oh shit i uttered his name with no\m/
dave123:
haha, you didnt use the \m/ things in his haha
lil bitchiness:
\m/ZOLTAN\m/ will avange me
dave123:
he's gonna kick your ass soon as he's born.... BAM
lil bitchiness:
i love saying retarded things and what i love even more is you going along with it
dave123:
yeah, i'm kinda hoping you dont really name him anything like that... else child wellfare will be called
lil bitchiness:
nothing wrong with \m/ZOLTAN\/m
dave123:
but truthfully, ZOMBINI will demand respect
* * *
Raz: You know how I like the attention
* * *
lil bitchiness - damn it, i have a virus on my comp
Korri- how bad is it
lil bitchiness - dont know, pretty bad, might have to re-install everything
Korri - do you have back up dicks!
Korri- disks*
* * *
silver_tears (about stalking Raz): i say we camp out in his bushes tonight
Awh the good old days cry I miss you guys so much, and our super cool time we had!