The Diary Of Us

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lil bitchiness
This is the diary of collection of the best, greatest and funniest quotes posted by the closest people to me here on KMC, over the past year! (well only few, couldnt be bothered looking for all great ones )

I love you guys, every single one of you, you know who you are!

Enjoy!


dave123: This is how id do things if i was God - You're an assh0le *kills*
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big gay kirk: I've been to fancy dress parties dressed as Jesus, a Nazi officer, a female prostitute, a flasher, a coalminer, a spaceman and a viking.... does this mean that I am a dirty-faced exhibitionist racist anti-semitic 10th century norwegian astronaut with a messiah complex who only does it for the money???

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dave123: when i wake up, i check my router of who to annoy and how much... you guys have been lucky lately"


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Raz: was having a zombie process problem, which was using up too much CPU. Only way to get rid of it was to reboot. But the process was stopping it from rebooting, so had to do a hard reboot - which then kicked in the hard drive checked upon starting, which took forever

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Raz (about orgy) - Everyone's welcome
p.s. mingers need not apply. stick out tongue

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Tex: Point at me all you want, it attract attention to The Diva

Matrix_Man: lets try hurling things....books, pianos whatever u want......................*throws a cathedral*

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dave123: stop bumping all ur threads
Matrix_Man: NEVER!

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Matrix_Man: "its a hippo sleeping with a chick.....it doesnt get much sicker... "

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Tex: My breath smells like Belgian roses!

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Raz: wtf is a Lycon blink

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mechmoggy: ''Tis true though, I've never willingly given back porn unless someone has insisted.Even then I'm grumpy about it and may ask them to leave straight away.

You know, the rental period for porn is as long as it takes them to come around to your house and insist on you giving it back. Its the unwritten law of borrowing porn

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Raz: Whats with all this rappin'?
I don't like readin' all this crappin'! stick out tongue

silver_tears: Well theres something you dont see every day blink

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Raz: Are you looking for a banning?
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silver_tears (after tex wrote a page long rant): *cough*no expression
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Raz (about Tex): Actually he used to be quite normal for a year when he joined.

Suddenly he just started going fruity wacko
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dogbert: It's ok, cheer up
Watch some porn, you will feel better thumb up
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Tex: Besides, when naked, there are other things to focus your attention on smokin'
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Tex: sleep

BackFire: You listening to Bjork music again Tex?
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burlyman - omg i did something on my hand today
dave123: ewww
burlyman: um shutup
dave123: you aint meant to share that kinda stuff
burlyman: i was trying out my pen and one thing led to another, i covered my hand in triangles and squarey shapes,
burlyman: well i was slightly occupied by the job in hand, my grpahics coursework
dave123: job in hand, dirty git

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burlyman: I was such a retarded noob!

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Tex: I ban like I bang; Often with enjoyment.

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Raz: I cant really see anyone voting for the diva....even the diva
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Tex: I have more divaness in my sexy little perfectly manicured finger, than you have in your entire hoof!:
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Matrix_Man: EVERYONE SAY 'MATHS DEBATE' REALLY FAST!
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Matrix_Man: lets all have a good fast maths debate.....

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Raz: Enlightenment waits at this CLICK HERE NOW!!

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lil bitchiness:
when i have a kid, im gonna call him \m/ ZOLTAN! \m/

dave123:
remind me not to let my kid near Zoltan
what if its a girl?

lil bitchiness:
\m/ZOLTANA\m/

dave123:
thats practically "sultana" the little fruit things

lil bitchiness:
you cannot utter the name of \m/Zoltan\m/ with thought the \m/ before and after same when you speak it , and you have to make this scary deep voice when you say it \m/ZOLTAN\m/

dave123:
i'll just call is sultana to get around it

lil bitchiness:
hes a boy, and its \m/ ZOLTAN\m/

dave123:
well i'll call my kid Zumbini , and we see who gets bullied the most

lil bitchiness:
Zumbini is so lame compared to \m/ZOLTAN\m/your kid is gonna get bullied, mine will rule and his slogan will be
''Shut up fool, Zoltan rule''

dave123:
ZOMBINI

lil bitchiness
oh shit i uttered his name with no\m/

dave123:
haha, you didnt use the \m/ things in his haha

lil bitchiness:
\m/ZOLTAN\m/ will avange me

dave123:
he's gonna kick your ass soon as he's born.... BAM

lil bitchiness:
i love saying retarded things and what i love even more is you going along with it

dave123:
yeah, i'm kinda hoping you dont really name him anything like that... else child wellfare will be called

lil bitchiness:
nothing wrong with \m/ZOLTAN\/m

dave123:
but truthfully, ZOMBINI will demand respect

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Raz: You know how I like the attention

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lil bitchiness - damn it, i have a virus on my comp
Korri- how bad is it
lil bitchiness - dont know, pretty bad, might have to re-install everything
Korri - do you have back up dicks!
Korri- disks*

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silver_tears (about stalking Raz): i say we camp out in his bushes tonight


Awh the good old days cry I miss you guys so much, and our super cool time we had!

Furious Angel
sad

MC Mike
sad I do too, I do too.

Agent Elrond
y did I click the Click Here Now???

Dogbert
I'm there. eek! happy

Nazgulinthedark
i dont remember all those quotes...only the enlightenment one

lil bitchiness
Well this thread turned depressing, which was never my intention. huh

Lan委Windu
Where am I?

Mr. Bacon
hahahaha nice quotes milla

lil bitchiness
happy

Thanks for bringing some light into this thread, everyone seemed to have sucked all the fun out of it. sleepy

Mr. Bacon
np, i mena i miss the good times in december 2003 when i first got here but who doesnt that was around then, you gotta embrace the new times too

lil bitchiness
All of the people quoted are still here, but i miss Matrix_Man and dave123, burlyman and Raz, because they dont post as much anymore. If they are to go back to posting, everything would go back to being hilarious.

Lan委Windu
I miss last October actually.

That was the best month ever on KMC for me.

Mr. Bacon
yes that would be very nice, i miss all my lotr forum friends sad

Tptmanno1
I remember some of those
Yea it was funnier wiht those guys around!

Furious Angel
i lover you milaeek!

Nazgulinthedark
thats when i joined happy i feel so speechil

Lan委Windu
See? October of 2003 was special!!! We got Naz!

Nazgulinthedark
big grin my joining was the highlight of kmc-dom happy jk

mc pee pants
naz> you should put up a KMC zoo. a cock, a cow and now a cat... almost forgot the zebras. and for the record i was fond of Moo Cow.

Nazgulinthedark
that is such a good idea! eek! im going to make a kmc zoo!

lil bitchiness
Yeah, its great you are all appreciateing the effort i have gone to finding these quotes mad

mc pee pants
well, THE b... i would've said something, but i was never around when those htings were said. sowee embarrasment


and thank you anyways... you mah bestest fwend bunny

Nazgulinthedark
cry sowwy...there are lots of quotes probably in the singles arena and the mistle toe thread if you want more quotes to add

Mr. Bacon
yes

silver_tears
Tex: How embarassing for you embarrasment

lil bitchiness
Tex: Id totally bang him smokin'

silver_tears
Milla: mhm mhm *snap snap* raver











love

lil bitchiness
Oooh, Tex, aint gonna like that smokin' droolio





Silva in_love

Mr. Bacon
laughinglaughing

Royal Knight
I have no good quotessad

shellie
big grin those are great qoute.....good stuff.....made me wish i was here longer .

Jedi Priestess
damnit RAZ!!! mad I clicked that friggen link and had to re-login!

hysterical

Tex
Jedi Priestess: http://images.killermovies.com/forums/moresmilies/hysterical.gif

^ Ah, the good old days.

stick out tongue

mc pee pants
yeah, i remeber that one. he got a lot of suckas. the worse part, some of them forgot their passwerds...

Silver Stardust
Great quotes...I don't think I was around for any of those, though...

mc pee pants
eek! you joined like 12 days before me. BTW what does your siggy mean, the text i mean.

Silver Stardust
Song lyrics from the theme song to the anime Magic Knight Rayearth...I can't remember what it means off the top of my head though embarrasment

mc pee pants
is it a spin off from sailor moon?

*feels fruity and geeky at the same time for asking that question*

Silver Stardust
laughing out loud not really...(I actually have seen very little from MKR, I just really like the theme song and the pictures I used for my sig. But I looove Sailormoon.)

mc pee pants
cool.

Raz
Haha, great quotes! Those were great times! smile

Lan委Windu
So says Razamataz.

dave123
laughing out loud great thread milla, I remember every single one of those that I was in big grin some of them are new to me, but still good happy

ash007
indeed good times but like Mr dave i wasn't around for many of them.
i just hope this year brings good memories smile

Lan委Windu
Remember when LanceWindu said this?

*playing cheap porn music*

Lan委Windu
Tied Hiker: Whoa. That's kind of harsh don't you thinK?

That's right Tied Hiker, not Tired Hiker...it was on of Preston's other names.

Nazgulinthedark
yes no2

Nazgulinthedark
i remember tied hiker smart

Lan委Windu
BackFire:
Jared, hey jared
He got real big on burgers and fries, now he's having sex with guys.....jared hey jared...


Seriously, why does this guy get so much attention? So he lost some weight by paying to eat sandwiches that he could make at home. Come on, that just show's he's a freaking idiot.

Wow, he went from being fat and ugly to just ugly, impressive jared.






badkittykitty (BadKitty):
lol I hate this guy to,I thought the same thing lol






LindsIsTightK (LindsIsSexyK):
It's just a gimmick. Most people who are overweight eat out a lot, and well they use him as an example for the fact that you can still eat out and lose weight as long as you eat at Subway






BackFire:
The whole idea at eating of subway is stupid. "wow, let's go eat at a place that serves sandwiches that we could easily make at home for free, man, i feel stupider already...i mean thinner"

Plus the most pompus assholes work at subway, they only hire thin little teenage kids who think they're gods gift to the world cuz they wear a name tag that says they are "sandwich artists". what a crock.

Subway sucks, their commercials are barely comprehendable now, they show someone doing something "naughty" but justifying their actions bye stating "it's ok, i ate subway for lunch" then the person who overheard this is doing something naughty that was meant to be funny, but ends up just being strange and irrelevent.

I hope jared gets hit by a car the next time he walks to subway to pay 5 bucks for a sandwich he could make at home for free. Dipshit.

silver_tears
I love Subway embarrasment

Lan委Windu
I Love Canadians...

silver_tears
everyone should blushing

Lan委Windu
And how.

lil bitchiness
Since I dont have the edit time limit, I will be adding more quotes to my first post till I reach the word limit. happy

Lan委Windu
Yay!!! Add some ones featuring yours truly. * Wink Wink *

Nazgulinthedark
and me! eek!

no expression...............................no expression............................
















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What the f**k?

Go for the ultimate spin.......

Clovie
there is word limit? blink


anyway those are great milla eek!
thou i remember only very few of them sad i'm not so long a member bag

Bierbommetje
lmao, some of those quotes are really good

Too bad I wasnt there back then

Matrix_man
LOL i havent laughed that much since....since i was last on here. sad miss u guys.

dave123
cry come back

Raz
Who's he? stick out tongue

silver_tears
Your stalker ninja me and him make a team shifty

BackFire
Great, this thread just reminded me of how much I hate subway, and Jared.

I was just starting to give some points back to subway, since I hadn't seen that ugly Hobgoblin Jared for a while. But now they started using him again, and he's saying shit like -

"Ohh, a big mac has 36grams of fat (no shit, a mcdonalds hamburger, fatty? Too hell you say!) , but this shitty subway sandwich that is primarily stuffed with day old lettuce and fourth rate mayonaise has only 6. Nevermind the that we totally disregaurd the fact that if you put all the toppings and condoments on the sandwich it becomes just as fattening, or more so if you get a foot long, than a big mac. We don't really care about your health, in fact, this Jared guy actually never was fat, he's just some ugly guy we found one night sleeping at a bus stop who looks like he could, at one time, have had a fat face, so we picked him and told him to eat our falick shaped sandwiches and say he used to be this fat guy we took a picture of one time at a park who was eating a hamburger. They were both wearing glasses so it works like a charm, and suckers actually believe that our sandwiches are low in fat, and taste good, which of course is a complete lie. If you get our sandwiches that ARE low in fat, they taste like a toilet water and napkins, but if you get our sandwiches that taste good, they are more fattening then the burgers we condemn. Yeah, we're great"

Another damn thing I hate is when they compare their sandwiches with a big mac or some other burger. They put their sandwich on a nice colorful tray, and it's made neatly and it's being held by a nice, inoffensive young white man with a smile on his face. Then when they show the big mac they put it together like it was some pile of shit. The patties are falling out of the bun, and there's urine like grease dripping out of the wrapper, and the bun is all smashed and it's being held by a dirty looking rapist like fellow who has a sneer on his face like he just raped your mother, and then they dim the color to make it look bland and grey. Half the time when I eat at subway there's a god damned wristwatch or eyeball in my sandwich, and it looks like they dropped it on the floor about 7 times and had rats crap all over it.

BAH! Look what this thread has done.

m!$hA
hahaha, misha is up to some evil devil
look what i've experienced

*****
PINSLEEPE:
LUKE IS CUTE!

MISHA:
yes he is laughing

LUKE/KOFMASTER:
happy yes



i mean no expression ill kill ye o.o...
*****

hehehehehe big grin

pinsleepe
eek! I was there! happy

you won't kill me, cause you love me!

kofmaster
messed yes oh i so do

m!$hA
luke thinks he's cute stick out tongue

kofmaster
nooooooooo i think you with your hair on fire is cute 0.o well more funny but meh ^^ WHAHAHAHAH laughing laughing

m!$hA
not cute .... just hot diva

pinsleepe
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!!

m!$hA
WA

kofmaster
0.o how is you with your hair on fire hot? annnnnnnd if you mean from the heat of the flame then i just totaly ruined that whole thing coz it sounds lame o.o..

m!$hA
no i meant it makes me look hot diva

kofmaster
blink i so dont get you ^^ WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH laughing

m!$hA
lookie eek!

pinsleepe
eek! Misha! Nice hair!

Aqua
can i bite him if he doesnt come back?

m!$hA
its on fire eek!

kofmaster
it looks like spagettie 0.0...

Aqua
*decorates Mishas hair with marshmillows(sp?)*

dave123
no2 but you can hunt him down, and bring him back happy

m!$hA
make sure you eat them afterwoods ... i wouldnt want marshmellows stuck on me messed

m!$hA
droolio
yum ... spaghetti!

Aqua
that would require me peeing on him no expression






do you have something of his??lookaround

dave123
nope cry

Aqua
crap cry

ladygrim
no expression

furryman
well this thread deteriorated.. lookaround

anyway, great thread milla, some classic quotes! happy

Vampy
I miss old KMC erm

furryman
if only we had a time machine in the form of a car!

Vampy
if only we had Haribo jellies

dave123
hmmm, i've got a Flux Capacitor.... anyone got a car I can put it in?

Baylin
You can use my old peugeot 309, its a little cranky but it always starts first time!

lil bitchiness
It has indeed cry

Im collecting more quotes from you guys anyway happy

Anoushka
no expression it sure did.can we keep atleast this one on topic?cry

i missed all those good old days cry i harldy get to see you guys anymore.

eek! and those quotes are hilarious! rolling on floor laughing

dave123
eek! new convo

dave123
although that wasn't old times.... that was this night embarrasment

silver_tears
I'm naming my kid Zollero droolio

lil bitchiness
\m/ZOLTAN\m/

And he will be good looking and will have big penis like his dad droolio

dave123
i can't father ZOLTAN as well, milla wink

silver_tears
me0ow droolio

Furious Angel
\m/ZOLTAN!\m/ sounds awesome mila droolio

lil bitchiness
Yeah droolio Just wait till he becomes famous....he'll be even hotter cool

Tired Hiker
Why am I not in this? We were friends once, remember? C'mon, I made you laugh, once. A long, long time ago. sad

Tired Hiker
I'm really not that bad of a guy. erm

silver_tears
can I be his groupie droolio

Tired Hiker
Okay, ignore me. I'm used to it. sad

Aqua
poor TH sad

lil bitchiness
No pity in my thread!!

\m/ZOLTAN\m/

Aqua
fine schmoll

Lan委Windu
I'm not quoted...sad

lil bitchiness
flirt1

Aqua
y the blushie? no expression

Aqua
sorry i cant pitty u in this thread no expression

Lan委Windu
I noticed.

I pity no one.

lil bitchiness
Its a random smilie! sheesh!!

Deathblow
its anything but random, its the most flirtacious smiley of them all droolio

just look at him go, you know you want him flirt1

Lan委Windu
Random Smilie...

kicking

dave123
droolio updated

lil bitchiness
I have some back up dicks, i mean disks droolio

silver_tears
whip2flirt1

lil bitchiness
laugh1 thats like, beyond amusing!! laugh1

Irene wants to camp out in Raz's bushes whip2flirt1

silver_tears
Oh and not just his bushes baby, his front lawn too flirt1

lil bitchiness
laughing out loudlaughing out loud

This amuses me beyond!!

flirt1

silver_tears
rawr flirt1

lil bitchiness
flirt rawwwr!

Silver Stardust
That one was great droolio

DeNiro
I love the raz quote when he said whats with all this rapping im sick of reading all this crappin laughing out loud good shit

m!$hA
its a girl schmoll

m!$hA
i say we add the quote by Ronny when she said

"my pussy eek! damn thing wouldnt stay still confused"

droolio

m!$hA
since the off topic is so boring at the moment i went around welcoming all the newbies yawn
fun stuff no expression

Korri
thanks for that one lil embarrasment

shaber
hi

Korri
embarrasment ...

m!$hA
its not centered weepcry

m!$hA
bump droolio

Aqua
cry

m!$hA
where are you going? cry

Aqua
Seattle for surgery...(my ear)

kofmaster
o.o..i swear im seeing that cry smilie in every thread

Aqua
-.-.....i hate this...

Telperaca
Cry smiley...?

http://www.minastirith.com/ubb/icons/icon21.gif

laughing out loud

kofmaster
no expression burn

Telperaca
angel

kofmaster
no expression i'll burn that haylow punk

Aqua
no expression

Telperaca
Go ahead! smile

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