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Mine was that one time while I was eating bacon I cut a fart and lit it in Church, right when the priest poured the wine in the cup and said, 'this is the blood of Christ!'

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I...... ate it.

I hung the pig upside down, sliced it from neck to nuts and pulled out it's innards.

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Well you see one time I was going to a funral, and I said hey I'm going to get a bacon sandwich first, so I go to bk and get one, but I couldnt finish it so I stuck it in my pocket. So I'm at the viewing and I go up to see the body one more time, and I feel this tremendous intestinal pressure, but it goes away, and just as I go to step away from the coffin I start puking up bacon bits all over the courps, Boy was my face red.

One time I'd quickly eaten a bacon sandwich to try and supress my hangover. I went to the local grocery store to get some more hangover food. There was a kid in a wheelchair outside collecting money for charity. I felt my stomach start to go. If I continue I'm gonna get banned.

u ate me! aww crap i died

Noooooo! *resurrects Mr. Bacon*

*...then becomes hungry and eats him.* Sorry Kev

there was that one time i was eating bacon and then i saw michael jackson and for a fleeting moment I thought to myself, "hes human!" thats the worst thing by far

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Well Kev (Mr Bacon) and I were eating bacon, and Kevin farted. By far one of the worst bacon experiences

Umm, I ate the bacon?

I burp when I eat and fart when I burp. No lie

one time i woke up and bacon filed my room blocking my doorway... so i ate it all!
i finally exit my room to find out it wasnt bacon at all...

It was dried cow turd...yup.

Ive used bacon as trip wire and took out a gagle of ninja's as said bacon commando

I massacred a small band of radioactive Bermuda pigeons

i ate bacon and got a boner !

i ate bacon....and...um.....ate it!

i ate bacon and said WOW after looking at ISB's Avvy ..

I ate bacon right after I hijacked a school bus and drove it off the Golden Gate Bridge.

As for me.......after I ate the bacon.......I creamed
my jeans. Then I asked for some more!