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Since everyone has made all thses 'kmc showers' 'kmc bathroom' 'kmc bedroom' I thought I would make a KMC Closets.

i bet you the first one out would be sexy Texy diva

Who?

????

you don't know Tex diva

I have heard of him before but I don't know much about him.

i've seen tex, seems ok

Dark princess should visit this thread.

ah......*opens closet door* yeah, what am I'm looking for again?

That sounds more like a horror film actually.

ah......*opens closet door* yeah, what am I'm looking for again?

crash!......suddenly Raven is pushed inside the closet, *the door shuts*,
she then opens the door and there is no one there!!

*opens closet door* hey look! my jacket! hey look! behind my jacket! porn!

*opens closet door* hey look! my jacket! hey look! behind my jacket! porn!

*door creaks* rapmastad turns around, Oh no! Its mom!

heres my story


AHHHHH! ITS THE CANDY MAN!!!!!!!!!! fear

How about Chucky hidden in the closet. That would also explain why the door would shut and there would no one there after you open it.

lol, they should make a horror movie about that, a pshyco mom that kills porn watching children

my mother is in the closet, she is dead, the crazy *****!, but she loves tuna!

Oh moootheeerrr.....

I'm sure it would make every kid scared to ever look at a naked women ever gain.

are these 'KMC Enter Stupid Thing Here ' necessary?

rapmastad > thats funny, it could be like a scary 1,2,3 movie.

Flimpropehet> chucky, maybe....hmmmm about a killer teddy bear...its looks innocent but realitly has it the color of your blood is his favorite. so he sneaks around looking cute but then when u least except it WHAM SLASH BANG! he slashes your throat.

nope, but this is the otf so we just spill the randomness out in these

Agreed.

NOOO! NoT TEDDY!!!!!!!!

*throws teddy bear out the window* how am i supposed to sleep without teddy.... did i just mention my teddy?

OOOOOOOO how about a killer santa here is my advertisment

you wait up the night he is to come, you left cookies and milk and been a good boy/girl all year round. but was it worth it?.....this year the color red has a whole new meaning *loud gun shots and screams* *screen goes red* coming to a theather soon, this flim is not yet rated.

*throws teddy bear out the window* how am i supposed to sleep without teddy....

*Window shatters*, Teddy flys back in the house!

lol, you think of everything

and raven, its odd, i just told shellie how i helped my jewish friend get rid of santa...

really? thats cool, but this santa is getting rid of the people.

Yeah thats because I enjoy writing scripts and stories so I pretty much can adapt to any scenario.

Evil Santa?

yes,....evil santa who comes down the chimny and shoots a 12 gage shot gun.

lol, theme song:

(children singing creepily) you better watch out........................... you better not cry....................... you better not pout, im telling you why.............. *chainsaw*

lol, i can think of a theme song for pretty much anything

Maybe I can write the film and direct. Then you can score the film lol

thats really good though, except the chainsaw fear....how about a gun instead

How about evil Reindeers and Elfs?

Ooooh thats good too!! and rudolf can have red eyes that glow.

we can use the kids that did this to sing the song:

http://www.sound-effect.com/pirsounds/WEB_DESIGN_SOUNDS_WAV/HUMAN/SCARYNUR.WAV

lol, ill think about the music.. heres something you do on the posters:

slashers
mutants
dolls
you thought you saw all the different types of horrors? think again

(santas face with a scar on his eye)

His nose can shoot red lasers lol.

just because the otf has no rules, and its name is "off topic" doesn't mean you should make completely random, useless threads just because you are bored and have nothing better to do. its not funny and no one likes it. i dont know if you made this thread, but if you did don't make more retarded theards, and if you didn't, dont start making retarded threads.

lol, and rabid reindeer, rudolf can blow cars up with a single blast, while the other reindeer maul all the survivors

were making a movie, so leave us alone..

no

I disagree and I'm pretty sure others will as well.

theres a lot more who agree with me, this i know.

The perfect Christmas story.

Doubtful

heh, where have you been i wonder?

Maybe we can make a film about you.....I forgot there is its called The Grinch.

heh heh heh, very funny.....

Nazgul get a grip, this thread is fun and as long as a few people enjoy it then it is NOT pointless. if you dont like leave.

Now before we were so rudely interrupted back on topic

yes a santa with a scar, Ooooo and the could hand out free mini posters when u buy your tickets so when you take your poster home you hang it on the wall and it gives you nightmares..which makes the movie unfrogetable and there for they will watch it agian to face their fears which bring more dough into the box office

.. you dont like it? leave? your delaying production

*opening scene* 12:59, its christmas eve at little suzies house, shes up waiting for santa... just then, she hears the sound of a shotgun cocking back... the parents wake up with a startle, they run down stairs, they see little suzies body stuck in a stocking, blood on the floor, says "merry christmas, from santa"

glow in the dark posters! with santa and everything light up in bright white and red!

sorry, its just i hate that there are so many new threads and they are all alike, and though you may enjoy it, the otf isnt as fun as it used to be. sorry to interypt your thread, was just venting my anger

Nice one I believe we have our opening scene now.

now, we need a group of helpless teens that hate christmas, the leader, who is after santa because h has taken his/her little brother/sister from him last year... and we need a virgin, cause they always live in the slasher movies...

How about this for the tag line *This Christmas season Santa is not so jolly!*

I agree.

Nazgul> its okay, I understand

homeies> yeah,...I like the opeing scene. we should have like a guy who always comes off a jerk but then later he dies risking his life to save the other teens.

wow, imagine if this would actually have it.. and they can probably finish it by christmas... it would be perfect

yeah the three of us should write a story then post it after its done!

santas "equipment":

SHARPS 1874 SPORTING RIFLE - It's the rifle well known for their long range and knockdown power, The Sharps is a finely crafted replica of the gun that accompanied many a 19th century adventurer. Non-Uberti Manufacture. so he can get people from his sleigh

Sleigh: packed with rockets, machine guns and tank treads

Rabid reindeer: basically speaks for itself

presents filled with nitroglycirine, so when they hit the bottom, they go BOOM

evil santa power, makes blizzard

dude!!! Ohhh and tommy guns and sniper rifles...we need a red dot of the sniper to match the blood.

that can work.... i have plenty ideas on how they can get santa down...

Naw it can be stolen that way. I actually know some short film filmmakers and I have been brainstorming ideas for a script probably an action film and we could make one together or I could give you some of their contact info and you guys can do it yourselves.

lets make it together!!! that way we have plenty of ideas we can help each other.

yeah, and when we do finish it, you can send it to your film friends, then we have a movie!

Seriously speaking though they wouldn't have enough money to make a film like this but they definitely can afford a good old fashioned 15 minute film with plenty of guns.

dude! this will rock if we can actaully complete it and send it to them.

15 minute? come on! i can make a movie with that! im saying, we can make scripts

We can still make this one and many more scripts. I myself have written several stories for full length films which are pretty good so imagine what we can do together.

how about we write the script and screen play etc...then we look up copyrights we get it copied writed then look for producers and make big money.

mo' money baby, and its something really easy, killing people!

Good idea but we would need agents.

*starts brainstorming ideas for deaths*

Santa chases down a child, runs him over, crushing his bones

santa comes down a chiminey, and shoots a teen ager trying to close teh chimney

edit: i accidentaly posted too early, im thinking a good 10 deaths in this movie

okay, how do we go about getting agents?

Rapmastad, hmmm we dont want to much openly killing with guns and too much blood it will make it cheesy we need something like sick psychotic killing. think serial killer.

Here is another Santa jumps off the roof and lands on a kid and kills him.

Its pretty easy but the hard part is getting enough money to pay them and picking the right people or person for the job.

hehehehehe, santa could do a belly flop onto the kid.

hmmm,..well I guess we cant get copy rights then cause the agent thing with the money will be a bit hard

ahh, serial killer, i c, ill think more that way, the running the kid over is good tho, the dropping on it seems kinda odd, i mean, kinda odd

*opens up lemonade stand*

We can copyright it still. One way to get enough money is to become a regualr extra in films but even that is tricky.

another thing is hiring actors... that would cost a lot, but, hey, thats not our problem!

yeah, because I think to much guns and blood will make it another hollywerid movie, we need something not so hollywoodish. like maybe when he kills suzie he can cut out a lock of her hair and add it to a collection. he can take something from each person he kills and keep it. the item can reflect that child and in the way he killed them. maybe each could be killed in a diffrent way.

What if the Elves were all Santa's henchmen?

wow, that seems more stalkerish, kinda wierd too...

*yawn* well, im tired, ill talk to you guys later, peace out all

Alright then Peace!

c-ya rap

elves as henchmen sound good, the head elf could be like hunced over and have an erry voice.

How about an Evil Easter Bunny movie?

hmmmm maybe, but we should finish the santa one first. I will pm you guys tomorrow so we can go over the small details with out copy cat people around.

Good idea.

fear what are you planning? fear

To take over the world!!!

Hahaha!!......(*evil laugh*)

I hope no people read this cause they will see it and copy. then it will lead to war over who's is the best.

RTO> I'll tell ya in pm k

i got dibs first !!!!!!!!!!

I already told her we are going to take over the world!

dude u just called RTO a girl

Ooops I didn't know I just assumed.........Sorry.

you aren't the first hysterical don't worry about it

never assume

but, what did u think about me having him on my sig?...I mean u know I'm a girl right.....and he is not. (thank god)

I only assumed you were a girl because of your sigs.

hysterical hehehe you haven't seen many of my sig then

'Beware of the KMC Closet!!' http://www.royalhomes.com/options/doors/images/interior/43562.jpg

double doors huh?

hey remember the double song RTO about the gum, well just think about double the killing

hysterical i can see a mentos comercial being made about this

That just means there is more room for everyone to fit in lol.

hmmmm, OOOOO RTO just gave me an idea. we can have Mentos sponser our flim and there can even be limited edition blood flavor with a mix of holly.

hysterical you sound like a corprate executive Love

That blood flavor sounds more suitable for a Vampire film.

flim> but you see santa is a killer the theme is "this sesaon red has a whole new meaning"....which moreless means blood, cause killing.

RTO>

But its so true Babe

thanks love

my pleasure

in_love

in_love

in_love

I assume you guys are Teen Titan fans so what do you think about the new season?

I like it!... Star is my fav. and then robin, then Raven and BB an Cy...and I dont like terra.

i am held hostage to watch it at first by my bro and sis and now i like it and you can tell by my choice of character

and RTO told me about it so I watched it and got sucked in...so now me and my bro watch it together,....well the new ones any way.

hysterical

hehehehe But I love TT!!.

me to

YEAH TT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

well, i just assumed.... that you know, you didnt have a taste for men

elve henchmen seem cool.... lol, it would be funny if they posed as a lawn knome when their trying to hide or something

HO SHIIT! I JUST FOUND THE PICTURE FOR THE POSTER

http://www.theownage.net/images/evilsanta.jpg

o.o freeky

Thats perfect!

Here is another http://www3.sympatico.ca/michaelstone/images/evil_santa.jpg

so wats in the closet???///

We were just discussing a silly idea about a film involving an evil Santa.

silly, yes, but its possible for us 3 to make a kick ass movie script

pissed......thats sick dude.

hysterical and i thought my predicament was bad

*Hides in the closet and pops out and scares RG.*

RTO> tell me about it....my god, thats first anyone ever though I was a....well you know....

EL> AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!....*falls to floor and whimpers*

True.

lol, im a sick guy, thats why i make such a good horror movie creator

i think it would be better to go with mine for the poster, cause its more action like, but prophets for the glow in the dark one would be better

Mines wasn't suppose to be the main poster more like the back cover to do the DVD.

lol, were already thinking about the dvd lmao, i bet this is like a 4 star movie

Who do you think could play a good Evil Santa?

hmm, not sure, whos the fattest man in show biz that can be evil?

John Goodman?

the guy from roseanne? i dunno.... lets think of someone better, if we cant, its him

Brian Cox? The guy who played Striker in X-Men 2.

he definately fits the evil part, dont know about the fat, i mean, it has to be a bowl full of jelly

*cries* you guys went on with out me how dare you *shakes fists* I gave you the idea about evil santa.....and...you went on with out me cry.

no!*hugs* we would never do that, were just thinking about the lead santa, theres still enough to think about