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well, i was over my girlfriends house, and, believe it or not, her father didnt like me much, so i bought him a gift, and wrapped it in and everything, somehow, my sister and brother switched the gifts, and when he opened it up, he found a couple cases of viagra.... my sister is in the batthrom right now, bound and gagged, sitting in fron of 5 stink bombs, with my dads dirty underwear over her head, my brother got away....

anyway, what is the wort thing a family member has done to you?

My dad has tried to kill me several times...

plus my dad hits me..

and verbal abuse from both parents

Bad for you... i don't have problems with my family

they take the mickey out of me virtual every minute cuz when i shout i get a sqeeky vioce

my dad used to abuse but i'd say the worst was after all the sh!t that happened to me when i was lil, all of them except my sister, my cuzins,and two aunts completely shut me out of their lives. i'm not invited to christmas or thanksgiving or easter meals and get togethers with my family. so yea, if ya ever come ta the starbucks in north dakota, i'll be the kid werking on christmas

Lets just say I dont live with them anymore I got taken away at 15

They conceived me.

Sorry to hear that.

Dude, that's kick ass.

They Thought I was dead, but they were wrong.........dead wrong.

I have a new one.. Not sure if i should share or not.. Oh well.. My foster parents having sex ... i can hear them.. and its on my b-day

eww... that's not cool

"Luxury".

I'm trying to keep myself busy to I dont hear. It gets on my nerves. They can at least be quite or go outside or something.

The Punisher 2004.

Yeah...

you know what helps? go put in a cd and crank it up really really loud.

Thanks.. that would work Your my life saver, thanks

no problem. thats gotta be a horrible experience.

It is, has it happened to you?

it is really hard to live here...

that is why i am FINALLY leaving...after weeks and weeks of planning

Drop a piece of crap car on our doorstep and fit us with a $1000+ bill to fix it .... not to mention its stick..... i'm gonna kill em my uncle....

My father slapped me

I keyed his car afterwards

my step dad challenged me to a fist fight for reals

Let's just say...that I don't get along with pretty much anyone in my family, to the point that I've completely cut my father out of my life. Other than that, I don't like talking about my family life.

My mum and dad f**ked off on holiday for my 18th birthday cos they forgot

tomato

nothing to bad..

my dad took my stepmum, brother and friend on holiday to germany and left me at home

and i thought my family sucked, oh well, cant pick your family

haha, i got my brother back today, he was going out for a bike ride, and he had to go to the bathroom, so i stuck some crushed up viagra in his gatorade and shook the bottle, and, hes probably finding out just now

that's so wrong

I was kicked out of my house. And told never to come back

yeah, and seeing my girlfriends fathers expression after he opens up a gift that had viagra in it wasnt?

yea but cant that hurt a younger person

lol, dont worry, it didnt, he came home and hes still... well, *wonders* how can i explain this with the least dirty way... up

Maybe he'll bang it into walls and shit like jimmy kimmel and his erection on the man show!

see, someone thinks its funny!

Well, I'm an only child, so I love hearing about my friends' brother/sister/both wars!

well, this is like a world war, were getting our friends and their brothers and sister to help each other

YES! I WANT INFO EVERY SECOND OF EVERYDAY!

lol, i can tell you something, they made me fall down the stairs, put a slip n slide full of ketchup and mustard at the bottom, which i slipped down, and straight out the front door, but a funny thing i did a while ago that i talked about was when i tied them to rolling chairs while they were sleeping and stuck them in my dads van while i drove around the block

Probably, at the time, when my parents got divorced and went to live on other sides of the equator, but that actually turned out for the best, so...probably when my brother managed to convince my dad that I was gay, thus forcing him to give me 'the talk'. Words can't describe the excrutiating embarrassment

lmao, your brother told your dad that you were a fruit? LMAO!!!!

When I was younger, this kid was showing off his bike, he was about 6, and I put a stick in his spokes, and he flipped forward, and busted his dentures, he ran home, and told his mom and sister, I lied right to their faces!

My friend bended his hockey stick to get a better slap shot then me, and almost busted my balls!

lol, my friend kicked a soccer ball at me, and it hit me in the nuts, hilarious, for him