does anybody have any food?
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citadel
i am so hungry!!!! fed-ex me some food please.
Twin B!tch 2
*throws vodka in citadel's direction* no food, just vodka, mate.
WindDancer
What would you like me to fed ex you? I have a rice bowl, some left over snacks, half of a salami sandwich on rye bread, and also a Dr. pepper.
BingaBonga
Sorry, I just finished my lunch... nothing left.
Sir Bob III
that sounds gooood
i have ramen
citadel
i need chinese food. chinese
crazy_c
i just had chicken casserole
citadel
im rapidly consuming tiny mints.
will i get sick?
citadel
NOT AGAIN!!!! *screams in anguish*
Sir Bob III
rapidly consume bigger mints
citadel
that sounds dirty.
citadel
*scravenges around* i could eat paper. mmmm, its almost like bread isnt it? you know, trees... bread... im going nuts...
citadel
pshh... crazy people dont know theyre crazy. im DEFINATELY not crazy.
crazy_c
just drink loads of water. that'll fill u up
Sir Bob III
but then she'll just piss it out
crazy_c
yes that's the problem with liquid
citadel
i found some donut-like thingys.
Sir Bob III
were did you find them
crazy_c
em what are they exactly?
Sir Bob III
dog food probably
citadel
i found them on top of the fridge. theyre like big floury brown fried donut-lookin thingys. you dip em in suger. well, i do at least.
Sir Bob III
how old are they
citadel
yea like my mom comes home, shes like "WHAT THE FRICK HAVE YOU BEEN EATING??" "erm... donut-lookin thingys...?" "THOSE ARE YOUR FRICKIN MOLDY SOCKS FOR THAT SCIENCE EXPERIMENT LAST YEAR!" "ohhh... well, theyre edible..."
citadel
uhhhmm... ages, probably.
Sir Bob III
frick means masterbate
citadel
i thought it was the g-rated version of f,uck...?
Sir Bob III
im eating mint meringues
citadel
eww mints... hey we could change this to the "WHAT ARE YOU EATING?" thread.
Sir Bob III
masterbating IS the g-rated version of f,uck
citadel
lol... well i never really thought of it that way... my mind is open to so many new ideas!
citadel
these donut-lookin things are nasty.
Sir Bob III
i would think so
citadel
here, try one *tosses a donut-lookin thingy to sir boob, i mean bob*
crazy_c
lol have you found real food yet?
citadel
omg, NO! just these donut-like thingys. arg.
citadel
do you really live in ireland? whats it like???? im irish i wanna go there so bad, but i live in the US.
crazy_c
poor u *Hugs* how did u get into this no real food anywhere mess anyways?
citadel
what can i say, im just foodless. can i come to ireland?
crazy_c
yup im really irish. Its wet and green basically. Did u live in irealnd at one stage or are your parents irish or what?
citadel
umm my dads irish, our last name is o'neill... so i think we're irish... idk we might have relatives there.
crazy_c
Why dont you visit your realations in ireland?
Vasueden
I'm drinking a vanilla coke, but it is too much and know im full of more soda than i am of anything else. Check under the couch theres bound to be food under there. Hey, come to think of it, i'm pretty buff for someone that eats more than they do anything else.
citadel
well my dad said i have like a great-great aunt living there, but we havent exactly 'kept in touch.' lol, we dont even know where she lives. but we are talking about going to ireland next summer.
crazy_c
if only we all had that kind of luck
citadel
it takes muscles to eat.
citadel
i dono.. somewhere on the coast i hope. lol. isnt that sad though? i dont know where my own great-great aunt lives.
crazy_c
not really i dont even know if i have a great aunt
citadel
oh lol. hey i found some cookie crisp cereal. woo.
Vasueden
Virgos rock baby!!! Did you know michael jackson is a Virgo??? Hey i've got a sense of humor too, i didn't make this one up but if your canadian you've probably never heard it.
There is a man walking on the peer and night and its foggy. He see's a woman with no arms and no legs sitting on the bench crying. Him:"Whats the matter" Her:"I'm just so horrible I've never been kissed before" (he kisses her and she smiles in delight) then she starts crying again. Him:"whats the matter now" Her:"I'm just so horrible I've never been screwed before" (So he picks her up and throws her off the peer and into the water) Him:"Well now your screwed"
VallejoKid707
I eating a Hot Pocket
§pearhead
never had one before, what're they like?
VallejoKid707
Its like a pita with stuffing in it. Im eating one thats Pepperoni Pizza and theres others like Ham and Cheese, Bacon;Eggs;and Sausage.
§pearhead
hmm...sounds tasty...damn. im off to have some oreo, ill bb.
VallejoKid707
Theres a pic but thats not the one I'm eating.
§pearhead
hmm...that looks yummers!
Storm
I have pizza
Mr. Bacon
i just inhaled a plate of pasta
§pearhead
I want some pizza!
leatherface12
* gives spearhead hot steamy pizza * pizza
pixie1
can i have some too plezzzzz
realworlddreams
i have girlscout cookies.....
SumWatTwisted
I have a large meat lovers pizza from Pizza Hut. Anybody want some?
citadel
mmmmmme...
Linkalicious
mmmmm pizza!! that sounds sooo good right now.
*checks calender*
Oh yeah!!! Taco Tuesday baby!
citadel
lol... Taco Tuesday... yea man!
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