does anybody have any food?

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citadel
i am so hungry!!!! fed-ex me some food please. big grin

Twin B!tch 2
*throws vodka in citadel's direction* no food, just vodka, mate.

WindDancer
What would you like me to fed ex you? I have a rice bowl, some left over snacks, half of a salami sandwich on rye bread, and also a Dr. pepper. wink

BingaBonga
Sorry, I just finished my lunch... nothing left. no expression

Sir Bob III
that sounds gooood



i have ramen

citadel
i need chinese food. chinese

Sir Bob III
me to

crazy_c
i just had chicken casserole stick out tongue

Sir Bob III
big grin

citadel
im rapidly consuming tiny mints. messed will i get sick?

Sir Bob III
yes

citadel
NOT AGAIN!!!! *screams in anguish* wacko

Sir Bob III
rapidly consume bigger mints

crazy_c
makes sense to me

citadel
that sounds dirty. shifty

Sir Bob III
lol

citadel
*scravenges around* i could eat paper. mmmm, its almost like bread isnt it? you know, trees... bread... im going nuts...

Sir Bob III
yes you are

citadel
pshh... crazy people dont know theyre crazy. im DEFINATELY not crazy.

crazy_c
just drink loads of water. that'll fill u up yes

citadel
water, schmater.

Sir Bob III
but then she'll just piss it out

crazy_c
yes that's the problem with liquid

citadel
i found some donut-like thingys.

Sir Bob III
were did you find them

crazy_c
em what are they exactly?

Sir Bob III
dog food probably

citadel
i found them on top of the fridge. theyre like big floury brown fried donut-lookin thingys. you dip em in suger. well, i do at least. no expression

Sir Bob III
how old are they

citadel
yea like my mom comes home, shes like "WHAT THE FRICK HAVE YOU BEEN EATING??" "erm... donut-lookin thingys...?" "THOSE ARE YOUR FRICKIN MOLDY SOCKS FOR THAT SCIENCE EXPERIMENT LAST YEAR!" "ohhh... well, theyre edible..."

citadel
uhhhmm... ages, probably. big grin

Sir Bob III
frick means masterbate

citadel
i thought it was the g-rated version of f,uck...?

Sir Bob III
im eating mint meringues

citadel
eww mints... hey we could change this to the "WHAT ARE YOU EATING?" thread.

Sir Bob III
masterbating IS the g-rated version of f,uck

Sir Bob III
mabye pg-13

citadel
lol... well i never really thought of it that way... my mind is open to so many new ideas!

citadel
these donut-lookin things are nasty.

Sir Bob III
i would think so

citadel
here, try one *tosses a donut-lookin thingy to sir boob, i mean bob*

crazy_c
lol have you found real food yet?

citadel
omg, NO! just these donut-like thingys. arg.

citadel
do you really live in ireland? whats it like???? im irish i wanna go there so bad, but i live in the US.

crazy_c
poor u *Hugs* how did u get into this no real food anywhere mess anyways?

citadel
what can i say, im just foodless. can i come to ireland?

crazy_c
yup im really irish. Its wet and green basically. Did u live in irealnd at one stage or are your parents irish or what?

citadel
umm my dads irish, our last name is o'neill... so i think we're irish... idk we might have relatives there.

crazy_c
Why dont you visit your realations in ireland?

Vasueden
I'm drinking a vanilla coke, but it is too much and know im full of more soda than i am of anything else. Check under the couch theres bound to be food under there. Hey, come to think of it, i'm pretty buff for someone that eats more than they do anything else.

citadel
well my dad said i have like a great-great aunt living there, but we havent exactly 'kept in touch.' lol, we dont even know where she lives. but we are talking about going to ireland next summer.

crazy_c
if only we all had that kind of luck

crazy_c
cool what part?

citadel
laughing out loud it takes muscles to eat.

citadel
i dono.. somewhere on the coast i hope. lol. isnt that sad though? i dont know where my own great-great aunt lives.

crazy_c
not really i dont even know if i have a great aunt

citadel
oh lol. hey i found some cookie crisp cereal. woo.

Vasueden
Virgos rock baby!!! Did you know michael jackson is a Virgo??? Hey i've got a sense of humor too, i didn't make this one up but if your canadian you've probably never heard it.

There is a man walking on the peer and night and its foggy. He see's a woman with no arms and no legs sitting on the bench crying. Him:"Whats the matter" Her:"I'm just so horrible I've never been kissed before" (he kisses her and she smiles in delight) then she starts crying again. Him:"whats the matter now" Her:"I'm just so horrible I've never been screwed before" (So he picks her up and throws her off the peer and into the water) Him:"Well now your screwed"

VallejoKid707
I eating a Hot Pocket yes

§pearhead
never had one before, what're they like?

VallejoKid707
Its like a pita with stuffing in it. Im eating one thats Pepperoni Pizza and theres others like Ham and Cheese, Bacon;Eggs;and Sausage.

§pearhead
hmm...sounds tasty...damn. im off to have some oreo, ill bb.

VallejoKid707
Theres a pic but thats not the one I'm eating.

VallejoKid707
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§pearhead
hmm...that looks yummers! big grin

Storm
I have pizza big grin

Mr. Bacon
i just inhaled a plate of pasta

§pearhead
sad I want some pizza!

leatherface12
* gives spearhead hot steamy pizza * pizza

pixie1
sad can i have some too plezzzzz

realworlddreams
i have girlscout cookies.....

SumWatTwisted
I have a large meat lovers pizza from Pizza Hut. Anybody want some?

citadel
mmmmmme... confused

Linkalicious
mmmmm pizza!! that sounds sooo good right now.

*checks calender*

Oh yeah!!! Taco Tuesday baby!

citadel
lol... Taco Tuesday... yea man! Happy Dance

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