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Just come in a sit. Lana will be around any minute to serve some drinks.

*Doesn't plan on tipping* diva

*enters the talon* ok so whats the point of this thread is it for us to be off topic????

More or less. Kind of an off-topic forum thingy.

Try your best to keep it to Smallville (People, places, things, what-not) but no harm in going off topic.

so that thing on lex cause of how much posion he drnk does he ahve to wear all his life???

*waits impatioently for that girl who serves us. finds her whinig in the back and slaps a b!tch*

Well done, BBG. I wish to buy you a drink

naughty now its a party! PS. lov yr sig. the middle pic is so sexi

DAMIT!!! WHERE IS MY COFFE!!!!

that b!tch is still whimpering. something about a farmhouse loft and romance in paris....naught nuaghty

*calls Lex*

Alright, Lex said Lana is out, and I am in. She will still be living in the upstairs apartment... but she has no control over the Talon.

*waits for orders*


....Thanks, BBG.

WHERES MY COFEE!!!

*comes straggling along*

So fussy, arent you Shadow King?

WHERES MY FREE DRINK!!!!!! *taps foot*

YEA I AM now thank you for the make believe coffee that isnt real.

I need to hire an assistant.

....&^&%^&*.......^&&%^mad2...&*%^&...STILLL.....COFFEELESS....&%^*....

nice place!

Where is an assistant when I need one?

*Sits Down* *Orders French Toast*

With or without the powdered sugar?

Hey can i be the assistant.

I dont know. I will need to see a resume, and need some references.

Are you serious????

Oh, yeah!

well i dont have a resume.

You're honest, I like that.

You're hired.

YIPEE!!!! ok so what do i do???

I dont know. I dont even know what I am doing.

ok well i think i am gonna sit here and do nothing.

Sweet.

You want a coffee? I'm going to get myself one, you want anything while I get a coffee for myself?

sure can i have a cokkie and some coffe.

Hell, yeah! Employee discount is 100%

cool.

At this rate, I will go out of business.

well ok then can i have a cookie???

Of course!

how much will that be???

*waits for some coffee*

*runs in the back and gets some coffee to paola*

here you go paola i hope you like it.

whip

Thats right, Shadow King. Work!

For that i quit.

*walks out of the talon*

You cant quit.

YOU ARE FIRED!

too bad i already walked out of the talon so i didnt hear that.

But you obviously did as you responded

doesnt anyone actually serve coffee?

well uhhh........ umm...... SHUT UP. i would rather quit then fired. and no pr we dont make coffee because samurai cant make a decent cup of coffee.

ranting

ya you heard me.

...jerk.

What are you serious am i really a jerk?????

...maybe

ok then you dont have a terrible coffee making. and i am gonna work at the talon ok.

Damn right.

ok but i have one question.

And I might have one answer... shoot.

whats up with your girlfriend eh???

Samurai Girl? Why?

Yes Sam Girl. Does she usually read minds????

if anyone wants to get me coffee ill try it...

*brings a cup* Cream and Sugar is right there if you need it.



Um... yes?

Pr you dont work here ok so i get the coffe ok.

i never said i worked here, but ive been waiting for ages

Ok then i will get you a coffee *walkes to the counter and gets pr a coffee and then hands it to pr.* happy. good.

so what you guys talkin bout then?

nothing that concerns you.

So caring, you are.

Customer service at its finest

ok, fine... customer service my ass

yep your right Sam guy.

I usually am, Shadow King.

no you arent.

Sure I am

hey sam guy me and your girl friend had a long talk.

Interesting.

Care to fill me in?

nope.

That was rather harsh. But I like your style.

what do you think is harsh and who style you like????

The Talon should never die.

Of course i own the damn thing now start making some good coffee.

You can have the Talon, I have the Coffee Talk in the OTF. Its yours, Shadow King

Whats coffee talk????? no one even comes in here so i will take it..... easy work.

This is Coffee Talk

coffee talk=small talk=shite...

Hey! Lets not start hittin' below the belt.

kidding...

Friggin' right you are.

boxing

Go do your interview.

i did

what u think?

clapping

Well done!

really? thanks

Very well done. Very straight-foward.

Plus we share a love for Scott Summers. How can anything you do be bad?

true... its such a rare thing...

Yeah... but he is so bad ass! A such a pimp, too. Jean and Emma are both hotter then hott.

yeah, and then there was psylocke...

Yeah. Psylocke is another one. What is it with Scott and Telekenetics/Telepaths?

they see him as a test cos hes so withdrawn, before you know it hes reeling them in... he is one smooth mofo

Indeed.

still dont know why peeps prefer wolverine...

The claws. It has to be.

Cyke has the shades! swank

The talon is not making any business now buy some coffee or get out.

Make me.

hmmmm........ well i cant so could you ummm uhh please buy something.

*Buys a coffee* Better?

yes.... ok now you can carry on with your discussion.

Holy Smoke!! There's a Smallville forum? Why didnt I notice this ever? Can I hang out in here for awhile?

Jedi Priestess decided to drop in for a bit. Aint that sweet?

yep...

I am glad she found time in her busy schedual to fit us Smallvillians in.

your a smallville fan???? would never have expected that.

You learn something new every day, King.

i know.... like the other day i learned that ummm uhhhhh stuff.

I hate cheeto's.

you do.... me too.

They arent good at all

i like lays.

I am partial to:

Hickory Sticks
Dorito's
Tostito's
Feature Flavour Humpty Dumpty
Pringles

for some reason i only like regular chips.

They are my favourite (pringles style)

*goes back and comes out with a bag of chips and starts to eat them*


so have you read anything in te newspaper recently???

*Pulls out Paper*

Yeah... apparently there was supposed to be an Apocalypse... but we were saved by a mutant penguin

that's great news.... lets all have a party for this mutant penguin.

Indeed. Where is the Party Liaison when you need him?

who is it though???

The party liaison?

That would be me!

Now... for one of my patentant SEXY PARTIES!

http://hometown.aol.com/genjasd100/images/stewie.gif

Wow this is a kick ass party. all for that little penguin who saved us from the apocalypse

Indeed.

ok well the party is over.

Yeah, and the Talon is back to normal. Its time for some sex-citement.

No i will not allow that to happen...

Then dont.

ok...

So... should I call the Liaison again?

did someone say sex-citement?

No S and double no pr.. this is a coffee place not a.... berlesk house...

Or is it?

i am the owner of this and i say NO!!

I gave it to you. I can be an Indian Giver.

well i own this place now... so no more parties.... i am a fasict owner ok.... and if any behaviour happens anymore i will call the cops on you punks.

boxing

you wanna fight aboot this now... eh????

Maybe...

well your in luck..... i cant.

lamo

I like that smile.

it's ok.

*strolls into the Talon*

well look who's back.