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Do you want to own me?

Its one of lifes mysteries leatherface12...

awesome! this little guy is my property:http://jm.g.free.fr/smileys/ryba.gif

you own a blue fish!!

neat!

Can we own ourselves, or are we property of the state

we are the property of b!tchland

So do you want me to be your slave.

Thats a recent pic of tired hiker!?

My property baby, you know it!!

Although you are above all of them..so...hmm...you are property of B!tchland...

ClaudiaCaptian owns me. She makes me get hers cloths and food when she wants me to.

Only in a ''clean my room, wash the dishes, make my food, clean the kitchen'' kind of way...

Ok. What happens if I dont.

Nothing

Hey lil b leather face 12 is my lit slave!

I can rent him to you for 2 bucks a week?

By the way thats tired hiker!?

ahahahahaha!

Ok then I will do it but I dont know if you will like my cooking.

TH watches South Park?? He's the man!

This one here even makes me rub her feet. You are evil.

$2 a week!!

You got yourself a deal girl!!

$2 a week to clean and cook...thats a bargen!!

Yes, thats Tired Hiker on the photo.

then you can be my slave! vice versa

wooo i am making business here!

hey leatherface you get to also be the slave of these beautiful women!

lucky you !!!

Im am being rented by a bunch of girls. Oh crap I cant even think of what they will make me do.

Well that is true.

just remember leatherface if you grope them while they are sleeping you wont ever get to come shopping with me!

Ok Ill keep that in mind.

ok cool!

now back to lil b's property :

ahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahha
omg hahahahahhahahahahhahahhahaha
tired hiker is such a skank hahahaha!

Maybe I dont need a slave

Who else is going to rent me? * walks back to lil bi!chiness * What do you want my master.

give him a chance lil b

he is even will ing to give you foot massages!

leatherface12 is satisfaction guaranteed

How old are you leatherface12 14?

lol.

Who told you that. Man you hate me now dont you.

I have my henchmen working for me....24/7!

*hands lil a full 100 page report on leatherface12*

Oh great.

What do you want me to do lil b. * waits to hear what she says *

I think you scared her away

How. I am supposed to work for her while she relaxes and watches TV.

Why?

No no Im still here!

I think its Claudia's turn to have you....im fine at the moment thanks.

Ok * walks back to claudia *

woo! *hugs him*

Here honey you can start by putting my cds in alphabetical order then i need you to fix my shoes in order from cutest to why did i even buy those

thanks doll !

damn right

this has really changed topic

I cant have mine in alphabetical order!

I have mine by prefrence of each band/singer, then i have them in order of when they are released...like Tool and System and BoySetsFire CDs are all in the order of their release

*points at dave*

Illegal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


thats the way to be!!

*Quickly arranges shoes but dont know which are the cutest because Im not a girl.* * congratulates her on her college letter and watches her jump on her bed I just made up *

laetherface go get my 2 stripper midgets but them bunny costumes and then all 3 of you come join me in my bed jumping!

Uhh ok. * gets midgets and cuts a flip on bed *

http://jm.g.free.fr/smileys/unclassified/eek3.gif

I think that ur still pissed off at me

Well at least I dont have to wear a bunny costume.

ok who is pissed of at aliasneo!?

leatherface go give aliasneo a hug so he can feel better!

I think Lil B is

What the FECK is everyone talking about????????????

its the new Random Comments thread

Umm Im a dude. Sorry claudia just cant do that.

http://jm.g.free.fr/smileys/unclassified/eek3.gif What?!

um, yesterday i talked about something and u told me to piss off. I just wanted to know if i could post in ur topic

Oh yeah....

Im not pissed off at anyone...i just dont know whats everyne talking about here...

awwwww!

leatherface i know your a guy but as my slave go give aliasneo a hug a sweet hug like the one a father gives to his son.......aww f this

*hugs aliasneo*

wooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

cry you upset milla......














I suggest death hang

wait, let me get wut u said yesterday

What do you want me to say...fecking hell, get of my case!!

sleepy<--that is how bothered i am

Ok but just a 1 second hug. * walks slowly to aliasneo and give 1 second hug * yucky

*the midget strippers start dacing for lil b*

hang ahem

omg
ur not going to like me when i tell u this

*gives leatherface a big hug*

thank you slave you are too sweet !!!

wooo aliasneo is getting lots of hugs!

Thank you claudia.

Well gee, tragedy...

um, it wasnt u
sorry about putting all that stress on u, i think it was someone else

uum..ok what?

well thats that issue sorted?

*one of the midgets starts humping lil bs leg*

your welcome leatherface, omg sweetie go get my midget its going wild!

^yup i guess

* grab midget in a headlock and brings it to claudia.*

OK, What the feck is everyone talking about?! Cos i dont get any of you!!!!!!!!!

everyone, listen to Lil B for a sec. I think some of us are the property of her. giv her some respect

* pays attention to lil b *

OK EVERYONE

Leave me the HELL out of any humping and any midgets and slave related crap!

This thread is just....not related to anything...its just...stupid!

*places the midget on her lap and pays close attention to lil b*

OK, here are the hormone levels of this thread:

Ok I was just being funny. Im sorry.

Claudia, you know you fancy TH naughty but shes taking it all on leatherface...

ok lil b well go back to the topic!

wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

leatherface you will go back to being my friend and not be my slave!

Davism, your diagrams are always helpull

hahahahhaahhahaha....hell yah lit b!

th is the skank!!!!

I luv to make fun of him b/c he cracks me up!

but no im not using leatherface that would be so mean leather b is now my g! wooo!

Yay this is what I was waiting to hear.

simple, crap, yet effective

You know you like me CaptianClaudia. J/k

so what do we do now.....slave whoops i mean friend, what do you think of that dave diagram?

It was cool master whoops I mean freind.

BellaButterfly right?

You never answered my question/commnet...

you fancy TH naughty

but i do like you leatherface!

I like mostly everyone on this forum, thats why i come here !

woooooooo!

No she fancys me. j/k

oh i thought i did...but anyways yes i totally "fancy" him...too bad hes too old, too skanky, too womanly,and doesnt bring enough money when i send him out to the streets to work.

oh well hes still a cool skank!

I "fancy" you too leatherface!

woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

CLaudia the fancier!

Sorry, I forget you are from America, you dont really use term ''fancy'' do you?

hahah not really!

but i totally get it !

''has a crush on'' would be more America way to say it

wooooooooooooooooo!

yes exactly !

I always get crushes but it takes me a while to actually like someone..

but still woo im claudia the crusher!

Oh yeah. Im lucky.

How old are you Claudia?

17, isnt that something!

sadly lit b everytime i start liking a guy they always disappoint me , it blows, i dunno if you've had any experience like this but now that we are on this crush subject, thats usually where i end up just having a crush on a guy.

Trust me I wont dissapoint you.

Yeah, im afraid thats what guys do.

But, yeah, i had it many times... many guys dissapoint me and have done so in the past...i know, it blows!

ahhahahahahah leatherface!!!

and lil b i feel ya girl!

by the way how old are you lil b?

Im 19!

I feel quite awesome about my age, i think im at right age for going crazy, partying and such!

forever 19!!!!!!!

woooooooooooooooooo!

Man I wish I was older. I dont like being young. But Im still tall.

I think Im 6 foot 1 inch.

Nothing to do with hight really!!

Im legal to do everything here in uk!!

We can start drinking when we are 18!!

Your lucky.

Drinking alcohol is bad, m'kay.

So whose ***** am I now? I'm still property of Lil B, right? If not, then I walk!!

I know that but Im just saying that she is lucky because she gets to do stuff before us.

No actually, its not.

Large amounts of alcohol are, its proven that small amouts of alcohol are good for you.

Yep! That's why I drink every day!

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Hmm..ok then.

if its really that high, then this would be the thread for a non-stop orgy

Is it cool in the united kingdom?

Yeah UK rocks! (sometmes)

Its ok here...as much as it can be expected i suppose

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That would be a good thing i recon

Shit

Ok Ill visit you sometime.

Erm..yeah!

Ask Tired Hiker if he'll take you with him when he cmes over...if he wants, if he doesnt...then....

Not before I do you little punk!

It looks like he doesnt want to..so...sorry!

Thats alright Ill take a ship.

^

Okay, just stop for a moment and look at me! Damn I'm a handsome man!

Wanna come wit me aliasneo.

The originl meaning of word ''punk'' used to be ''gay''!





Another uselsess info brought to you by the lil bitchiness INC

Not before I do you little gay!

Shut up ***.

r u the one on TV. if u are, i agree

Woah now!!!

Lets not call each other names....some people are homosexuals on this site and they protest the use of a word '***'

it wasnt that useless. im going to use it all the time

Ok sorry but hes the one that called me gay and Im straight.