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im all eyes to see you own sequels like book two or 3

book 1

cartmans radio

stan; hey fat ass wake up

cartman; screw you guys im goin to sleep

kyle; we found a radio

cartman; wow sweet thats awsome im comin down

cartman; wow let me see

kenny; no

cartman; let me see it

cartman takes it

cartman; now people all over the world will see my radio

he leaves

stan ; lets leave

kyle ; kay

they get to stans house

stan; lets see whats on

kyle; kay

they turn on the tv and maury is on

maury; so little boy what are you gonna do with that radio

cartman; im gonna take over the world

stan and kyle look like thay just saw saddam

cartman; yes im gonna take over the world who wants to touch me

no one touches him

cartman; i said who wants to @#$%en touch me

maury ; now we see this kids a little retarted

crowd ; a little

maury ; your write hes retarted to the max

cartman; hahahahahahahahahhaha

maury well little boy would you like somethin really super duper

cartman; kay

maury ; you get a free car

cartman; kay

maury; now we only have 3,000 more cars maybe if some more poor or deformed people like that one kid with the balls on his chin he was kool with a k

cartman ; well im gonna go take over the world

stan ; no he cant

kyle; ..... kay

stay tuned for more

say if its cool and what should happen next

cartman; will stop me now because my kickass radio and mwa will take over the world

stan; no youre not fat ass you cant even...

cartman; screw you guys im gonaa go take over the world

stan; @#$% you ass jole

Kyle; kay

cartman; @#$% you guys i dont give a @#$% about any of you @#$%@# @#$$ys im takin over the world and you cant stop even if you press the button.

kenny: vut bhuttine

cartman; what you say kenny

kenny; vut bhuttine

cartman; what

kenny; vhuk u

cartman hits kenny with a wiffle bat and kenny dies

stan: hey he killed kenny

kyle; kay

stan; youre spose to say you bastards

kyle ; youre a basterd

stan; kyle your sutch an *******

kyle; youre a basterd

what do you think will happen between stan and kyle. will cart-man take over the world find on the next chapter of south park

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...kay...

kay

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