The Yo Mama threads [merged]

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JKozzy
Yeah, your mom. Whacha gonna do about it? roll eyes (sarcastic)

FOOL!

nazgulinthedark
no expression

Crash Overload
Make out with yours wink


















stick out tongue

$¥®€Ñ
*hands Crash a key to my mum's house*

Show her a good time..........

HockeyHorror
laughing out loud

Tired Hiker
Um . . . . . . erm . . .. ... .. . . .yer dad?erm

lil bitchiness
sleepy Please stop it!!

JKozzy
Stop what? confused

lil bitchiness
Making threads that are little innapropriate that could turn out not so well...sleepy

JKozzy
Sorry... sad
Just caught up in the spur of the moment, I mean. Look! It's a TH Pad! Cmon, you can't blame me completely.... besides it needed some threads to get post counts up to standard stick out tongue


Also, long story short, a bunch of people say it at our school every day, it's almost routine now... and nobody takes offense to it.. its more comedy relief. Odd, I know messed

$¥®€Ñ
Ok, so Lil's moderating TH's Forum now?

Riiight.........

JKozzy
laughing

lil bitchiness
Moderating everything baby!!!!!!! raver

Tired Hiker
I find nothing wrong with your mom. no expression

$¥®€Ñ
Ok, I'm gonna avoid Milla like....... well......... something I wouldn't like to be around for very long...........

Aha! Raz's socks........

There will be no moderating of me, ever wink

lil bitchiness
What was that Syren?detective

lil bitchiness
Chill darling, dont worry stick out tongue

JKozzy
I know, I know, just being a suck-up and trying to stay on your uber-cool side stick out tongue

Korri
as a full-time mother myself i find that extremely offensive mad





stick out tongue

BarmyBrummie
wwww.yourmom.com/fatandugly stick out tongue

Korri
in ned language: YER MAW!

BarmyBrummie
laughing out loud

Korri
i am a full time mother you know

BarmyBrummie
so is my mom yes

Korri
thats nice

BarmyBrummie
big grin

Korri
im glad you are smiling...you may be in that position one day

Mr. Bacon
ure mom jkozzy

Korri
he doesnt have a mom

Mr. Bacon
yes he does i saw him last period in school

Korri
oh ok big grin

Mr. Bacon
lol

eleveninches
I think that 'Stacys Mom' Music Video is hillarious smilesmilesmile

clavis9495
laughing whats the point of this thread anyway? roll eyes (sarcastic)

Mr. Bacon
it is!!!

JKozzy
Your mom, Mr. Bacon! stick out tongue

JKozzy
It's about.. your mom! stick out tongue

JKozzy
smile

BakaXero
stick out tongue
lamo

cLoVi€
blink

BakaXero
taz

shellie
trust me , you dont wanna know my mom

JKozzy
Why not? sad

BakaXero
i dont wanna know anyones mom
less compliants yes

shellie
my mom forgets me at christmas , thanksgiving , easter ect..... doesnt call me to see how im doing but expects me to be here when life bites her on the bottom . oh , and she has had lupus , throat cancer , lung cancer , a brain tumor & a few others all in the last 6 months . no nothing is wrong w/ her other then the fact that she is a hypacondriact (misspelled?) . but she is my mom & i love her anyway . she just drives me crazy .

Sexay1
Yeah well i hate my mom with a passion.

crazy_c
in ireland it's yer ma!!!!

Mystique Lynx
my moms crazy but she can let me go out late enough.

Sexay1
I do have an adopted mom though. She's the sweetest woman in the world.

WindDancer
Tu Madre!.......just teaching you two well known Spanish words. stick out tongue

Mystique Lynx
Mi madre!

WindDancer
Now you know some Spanish. big grin

Mystique Lynx
No me gustan.

nazgulinthedark
my mom is the most sarcastic woman you'll ever meet

JONNY
jonny's mom

Korri
yer maw..

JONNY
I did not mean to say that. (The ass beside me posted that comment)mad

§pearhead
eek! JONNY'S MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Korri
blink

Blind-Enemy
well... i have 2 brothes and 2 sisters and my mom didnt want me, so she tried to kill me in her womb ,before i have the oportunity to live...

so that's the beggining of my story with my mom ( really, really , really long story)

Korri
nice thumb up

Blind-Enemy
it's not nice, believe me

i have beaten my mom , she has beat me up with a baseball bat, she has broken my ribs, my legs... she's a sadistic *****

Korri
momeee

Blind-Enemy
this is for real

Korri
Everythings fantastic!!!

Blind-Enemy
everything's NOT fantastic... for me everthing's f*cked

Korri
aww sad

Blind-Enemy
yes... sad sad sad

JKozzy
Ton mere! stick out tongue

silver_tears
Ta mere roll eyes (sarcastic)

JKozzy
Don't hurt me, I'm in French III embarrasment

lil bitchiness
What exactly is the point of this thread confused

JKozzy
The different ways to say your mom in a funny, yet insulting way. Take this classic "your mom" conversation for example.

Jimmy: Hey there Timmy! What's up?
Timmy: Your mom!

laughing out loud

ClaraG
i luv ma maw

sniper
my mom can beat up your mom

Myth
Your mom... on Mother's Day! OHHH! DIS!

raven guardia
my mommy well I love my mommy she rocks!!!

Myth
Guess what Raven? YOUR MOM!

raven guardia
Guess what myth.....YOUR DADDY (lol, I'm lame)

Myth
laughing yes

raven guardia
laughing out loud hehehe

JKozzy
Raven's Mom! laughing!

Myth
laughing

raven guardia
Myths DAD!!.......I'm not one bit funny no sad

Myth
My dads dead sad






































Not really....









































Raven....


































































YOUR MOM!














































ON MOTHERS DAY!

OH! DIS!

raven guardia
MYTH......IS AN ANIMAL RAPIST























































NOT REALLY..................



























































IF YOU READ THIS YOU WILL FIND THAT
























































































MYTH 'S MOM IS................

































THE CROCK HUNTER THAT IS WHY

















HE LOVES
































ANIMALS!!!!

Myth
Well I have news for you...



























Your mom is....






























































YOUR MOM!

JKozzy
Raven's mom last night shifty

Myth
laughing

raven guardia
myth.....shifty...I know what you did last summer......it was.....YOUR MOM!!!

JKozzy
sick




laughing out loud

Myth
That was low. sad

raven guardia
OH, SNAP ON YOU!

Myth
sad

raven guardia
laughing out loud

dont be sad MAMA'S here!!

Myth
Well... well... YOUR MOM!

JKozzy
no expression

raven guardia
myth...guess what?!?!?!?!
















YO MAMA!

Myth
"Yo mama" isn't funny. no expression



























YOUR MOM!

Now thats funny. laughing

JKozzy
Raven, yo ma's here, she says hello wink stick out tongue

raven guardia
hey mama!!!!

myth......your mamas so fat she plays pool with the planets

JKozzy
Yo mama's so fat she wore a yellow dress and walked down the street and every1 yelled Hey TAXI!! stick out tongue

raven guardia
LOL...yo mamas so fat she walked out side and it messured on the rector scale

JKozzy
Yo mamas so fat she wore a RED dress and all the dogs took a pee on her!! smile

raven guardia
lol.....you mama so fat she moved and god said let there be light

leatherface12
Yo mommas so fat that you can play the super bowl in her belly button.

raven guardia
LOL

JKozzy
Yo mama's so fat, she wore cleats and she set the rain forest on fire!

silver_tears
I love my momma love

JKozzy
I love your mama too love

silver_tears
Hell she's just like me diva

Lydia
ur mum

WHERE HAS THAT COME FROM!!!

Machete_guy
mumbig grin thats how i spell itbig grin

Lydia
wats with this "mom" bizness neways

Myth
Your mom Lydia. Your mom.

leatherface12
laughing out loud

Flying Orange
Your mom stick out tongue

Yuna33
your mom!wink

ABE LINCOLN
dare I say it? YOUR MOM!!!!!!!!!!

stick out tongue

Flying Orange
Abe Lincoln's mother was a nice person smile

ABE LINCOLN
eek! she was illiterate!!!!!!!!! stick out tongue

Flying Orange
In the humble log cabin, no less! happy

ABE LINCOLN
Not just any humble log cabin...shifty

MY Humble Log Cabin! eek! eek! eek!

Yuna33
okay...

beastnpyro
my mum is cool... she goes out clubbin every once in a while.
she does mosta the things for me and me sibbs, like pack our lunches for school and work, cook, laundry etc....
and well... shes jus like our friend...(shes 42 and she acts like a person my age)

crazy_c
oh dear

Yuna33
that is cool!
my mom is the same!
only she is young!

Flying Orange
Hah!

Draco Malfoy
My mom's a lawyer.She has the I.Q of a genius.And I have to live with her.Need I say more?

ABE LINCOLN
...ouch messed

Draco Malfoy
Exactly messed

<<Solo>>
I did...Your Mom.

i slayed buffy
my mums urrrr ok i guess

Smiling_Sadly
smile

Flying Orange
wink

S_S you spelled rabbit wrong stick out tongue

Smiling_Sadly
i no i had to.......cuz i couldnt fit the rest in! sad

Flying Orange
cry Nooooo....

Smiling_Sadly
i no....its sad....but i think we can live! smile so....who are u? confused

Flying Orange
I'm JKozzy, but I changed my name stick out tongue

Smiling_Sadly
OOOOOOO hey! how come u dont talk to me any more! sad

ABE LINCOLN
name changing is, of course, the new fad roll eyes (sarcastic)

Flying Orange
School and finals, verrry time consuming erm sad

Smiling_Sadly
o i see! so ull talk to me now? confused i have u on msn! hey thats kool! have u changed ur name, abe?

Yung Wun
... and I have fallen victim sad

ABE LINCOLN
yea, SS...

and my first guess of yung wun is Dogbert eek! must be the type stick out tongue

Smiling_Sadly
wut was ur name bfore?

Flying Orange
Sure, as long as I'm around stick out tongue

Smiling_Sadly
KK!!!!!! eek!

Flying Orange
Your mom stick out tongue

Smiling_Sadly
u were in my house?

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