The Yo Mama threads [merged]
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JKozzy
Yeah, your mom. Whacha gonna do about it?
FOOL!
Crash Overload
Make out with yours
$¥®€Ñ
*hands Crash a key to my mum's house*
Show her a good time..........
Tired Hiker
Um . . . . . . erm . . .. ... .. . . .yer dad?
lil bitchiness
sleepy Please stop it!!
JKozzy
Stop what?
lil bitchiness
Making threads that are little innapropriate that could turn out not so well...sleepy
JKozzy
Sorry...
Just caught up in the spur of the moment, I mean. Look! It's a TH Pad! Cmon, you can't blame me completely.... besides it needed some threads to get post counts up to standard
Also, long story short, a bunch of people say it at our school every day, it's almost routine now... and nobody takes offense to it.. its more comedy relief. Odd, I know
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Ok, so Lil's moderating TH's Forum now?
Riiight.........
lil bitchiness
Moderating everything baby!!!!!!!
Tired Hiker
I find nothing wrong with your mom.
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Ok, I'm gonna avoid Milla like....... well......... something I wouldn't like to be around for very long...........
Aha! Raz's socks........
There will be no moderating of me, ever
lil bitchiness
What was that Syren?detective
lil bitchiness
Chill darling, dont worry
JKozzy
I know, I know, just being a suck-up and trying to stay on your uber-cool side
Korri
as a full-time mother myself i find that extremely offensive
BarmyBrummie
wwww.yourmom.com/fatandugly
Korri
in ned language: YER MAW!
Korri
i am a full time mother you know
BarmyBrummie
so is my mom
Korri
im glad you are smiling...you may be in that position one day
Korri
he doesnt have a mom
Mr. Bacon
yes he does i saw him last period in school
Korri
oh ok
clavis9495
whats the point of this thread anyway?
JKozzy
Your mom, Mr. Bacon!
JKozzy
It's about.. your mom!
BakaXero
lamo
shellie
trust me , you dont wanna know my mom
JKozzy
Why not?
BakaXero
i dont wanna know anyones mom
less compliants
shellie
my mom forgets me at christmas , thanksgiving , easter ect..... doesnt call me to see how im doing but expects me to be here when life bites her on the bottom . oh , and she has had lupus , throat cancer , lung cancer , a brain tumor & a few others all in the last 6 months . no nothing is wrong w/ her other then the fact that she is a hypacondriact (misspelled?) . but she is my mom & i love her anyway . she just drives me crazy .
Sexay1
Yeah well i hate my mom with a passion.
crazy_c
in ireland it's yer ma!!!!
Mystique Lynx
my moms crazy but she can let me go out late enough.
Sexay1
I do have an adopted mom though. She's the sweetest woman in the world.
WindDancer
Tu Madre!.......just teaching you two well known Spanish words.
WindDancer
Now you know some Spanish.
Mystique Lynx
No me gustan.
nazgulinthedark
my mom is the most sarcastic woman you'll ever meet
JONNY
I did not mean to say that. (The ass beside me posted that comment)
§pearhead
JONNY'S MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Blind-Enemy
well... i have 2 brothes and 2 sisters and my mom didnt want me, so she tried to kill me in her womb ,before i have the oportunity to live...
so that's the beggining of my story with my mom ( really, really , really long story)
Korri
nice
Blind-Enemy
it's not nice, believe me
i have beaten my mom , she has beat me up with a baseball bat, she has broken my ribs, my legs... she's a sadistic *****
Blind-Enemy
this is for real
Korri
Everythings fantastic!!!
Blind-Enemy
everything's NOT fantastic... for me everthing's f*cked
Korri
aww
JKozzy
Ton mere!
silver_tears
Ta mere
JKozzy
Don't hurt me, I'm in French III
lil bitchiness
What exactly is the point of this thread
JKozzy
The different ways to say your mom in a funny, yet insulting way. Take this classic "your mom" conversation for example.
Jimmy: Hey there Timmy! What's up?
Timmy: Your mom!
sniper
my mom can beat up your mom
Myth
Your mom... on Mother's Day! OHHH! DIS!
raven guardia
my mommy well I love my mommy she rocks!!!
Myth
Guess what Raven? YOUR MOM!
raven guardia
Guess what myth.....YOUR DADDY (lol, I'm lame)
raven guardia
hehehe
JKozzy
Raven's Mom!
!
raven guardia
Myths DAD!!.......I'm not one bit funny
Myth
My dads dead
Not really....
Raven....
YOUR MOM!
ON MOTHERS DAY!
OH! DIS!
raven guardia
MYTH......IS AN ANIMAL RAPIST
NOT REALLY..................
IF YOU READ THIS YOU WILL FIND THAT
MYTH 'S MOM IS................
THE CROCK HUNTER THAT IS WHY
HE LOVES
ANIMALS!!!!
Myth
Well I have news for you...
Your mom is....
YOUR MOM!
JKozzy
Raven's mom last night
raven guardia
myth.....
...I know what you did last summer......it was.....YOUR MOM!!!
Myth
That was low.
raven guardia
OH, SNAP ON YOU!
raven guardia
dont be sad MAMA'S here!!
Myth
Well... well... YOUR MOM!
raven guardia
myth...guess what?!?!?!?!
YO MAMA!
Myth
"Yo mama" isn't funny.
YOUR MOM!
Now thats funny.
JKozzy
Raven, yo ma's here, she says hello
raven guardia
hey mama!!!!
myth......your mamas so fat she plays pool with the planets
JKozzy
Yo mama's so fat she wore a yellow dress and walked down the street and every1 yelled Hey TAXI!!
raven guardia
LOL...yo mamas so fat she walked out side and it messured on the rector scale
JKozzy
Yo mamas so fat she wore a RED dress and all the dogs took a pee on her!!
raven guardia
lol.....you mama so fat she moved and god said let there be light
leatherface12
Yo mommas so fat that you can play the super bowl in her belly button.
JKozzy
Yo mama's so fat, she wore cleats and she set the rain forest on fire!
silver_tears
I love my momma
JKozzy
I love your mama too
silver_tears
Hell she's just like me diva
Lydia
ur mum
WHERE HAS THAT COME FROM!!!
Machete_guy
mum
thats how i spell it
Lydia
wats with this "mom" bizness neways
Myth
Your mom Lydia. Your mom.
Flying Orange
Your mom
Yuna33
your mom!
ABE LINCOLN
dare I say it? YOUR MOM!!!!!!!!!!
Flying Orange
Abe Lincoln's mother was a nice person
ABE LINCOLN
she was illiterate!!!!!!!!!
Flying Orange
In the humble log cabin, no less!
beastnpyro
my mum is cool... she goes out clubbin every once in a while.
she does mosta the things for me and me sibbs, like pack our lunches for school and work, cook, laundry etc....
and well... shes jus like our friend...(shes 42 and she acts like a person my age)
Yuna33
that is cool!
my mom is the same!
only she is young!
Draco Malfoy
My mom's a lawyer.She has the I.Q of a genius.And I have to live with her.Need I say more?
ABE LINCOLN
...ouch
Draco Malfoy
Exactly
<<Solo>>
I did...Your Mom.
i slayed buffy
my mums urrrr ok i guess
Flying Orange
S_S you spelled rabbit wrong
Smiling_Sadly
i no i had to.......cuz i couldnt fit the rest in!
Flying Orange
cry Nooooo....
Smiling_Sadly
i no....its sad....but i think we can live!
so....who are u?
Flying Orange
I'm JKozzy, but I changed my name
Smiling_Sadly
OOOOOOO hey! how come u dont talk to me any more!
ABE LINCOLN
name changing is, of course, the new fad
Flying Orange
School and finals, verrry time consuming
Smiling_Sadly
o i see! so ull talk to me now?
i have u on msn! hey thats kool! have u changed ur name, abe?
Yung Wun
... and I have fallen victim
ABE LINCOLN
yea, SS...
and my first guess of yung wun is Dogbert
must be the type
Smiling_Sadly
wut was ur name bfore?
Flying Orange
Sure, as long as I'm around
Smiling_Sadly
KK!!!!!!
Flying Orange
Your mom
Smiling_Sadly
u were in my house?
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