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I just had an idea for this.

heres how it works. the poster makes a wish, and the next poster has to answer that wish, but it has to be corrupted in some manner. as in that the wish is granted but it doesnt happen like you wanted it too.

so i would say I wish for it to snow.

and the next poster would say"wish granted, but you leave for vacation the day before it snows."

then that poster makes a wish.

I wish for halo 2 to come out early.

halo 2 shipments delivered early, but diverted to my house, i sell copies @ 200$ a piece

i wish for skool to end

School ends but you have to go to summer school for the summer.

I whish Sora was a real perso

sora becomes real, but is shot in the head by an unknown sni... er... marksman

i wish i was rich

you when the lottery, but 99.9% of it goes to the governtment in taxes, you get about $20

i wish i had a pet donkey

Your rich but I steal all your money and hunt down the person who killed Sora

I wish for no more hunger

hunger is ended, the hungry die of starvation.

naz> you get a donkey, but it's mean to you

There's plenty of food for everyone, but it's all stale.

I wish for world peace.

somebody gievs the world peace, then he is assasinated


i wish i had a pet miniture pony named benjamin

Theirs world peace but the cost of everyines lives

Your miniature pet pony Benjamin is rabid and infects you with a severe case of rabies.

I wish Natalie Portman was my wife.

she marries you, but is then assasinated

i wish john kerry was dead

Natalie Portman marries you then after on your honney moon she gets devoured by sharks.

I whish it was Christmas time

its christmas but you ket a rabid bunny that kills you as a present

Its Christmas but the world is destroyed by an asteriod shaped like Santa Claus on Christmas Eve.

I wish I had Lexus GS300.

you win the car in a contest, but the govt. charges you 3x the car's value in taxes

What's your wish???

I wish john kerry was dead.

he is dead...but a hundred others were made as a result

oh yeah i wish courtney love was my wife

Courtney Love gives you herpes and the inquisitive public finds out.

I wish I could fly.

you discover you can fly... by doing so into the path of a 747.

i wish i had super powers

You get superpowers but become radiation man and kill everyone near you.

I wish I could have my way with Alicia Keys.

you do so, but contract several, as yet, unidentified deseases

i wish i had a barret .50(sniper rifle)

You get your rifle but in a fit a rage after a breakup you shoot your nuts off.

I wish I had a Jet Ski.

You get ur jet ski, but when ur riding it a shark jumps out of the water and swallows you whole.

I wish that all my wishes would come true.

All your wishes come true, including your wish to have ten mouths, 8 of which start to gnaw at your flesh.

I wish DBZ was real.

all your wishes come true

but you die alone and unhappy

<<<<<<LATE>>>>>>>>

DBZ becomes real, but they all hate you cause now they actually feel pain, and Goku Kemehameha's you to your death.

I wish i could never feel pain again.

You never feel pain again so u don't even know when a sick prick sticks you with an AIDS infected needle.

I wish I had a light saber.

You don't feel pain, but accidently cut your arm off and don't notice because it doesn't hurt.

I wish my car worked.

You get a light saver, but it is 500 million feet long and wide and it kills everybody on the earth.

I wish i could find Bin Laden hand cuffed to a fence with no way of escape, and have any weapon of choice to torture him with.

your car works but you crash and die.

same wish as above

Bin Laden is dead already, so you can't torture him....

I wish I had a total inability to wish for things....

You get your wish and end up in a nursing home in the year 2047 kicking yourself because of your wish.

I wish I could heal others.

You get ur heal powers, and you heal a persons broken arm. He is so happy he runs into the street and gets hit by an 18-wheeler.

I wish that i could live forever

You live forever but you're not eternally youthful and you age and age until you're a pile of conscious dust.

I wish I was a wealthy and famous record producer.

You get ur wish and make a song about mafia. All these kids hear the song and and they try to reinact it and they go around killing people. You are then hunted down by one of the kids.

I wish that i could come back to life everytime I died.


and one thing.... this has nothing to do with the thread... but you know about how the Genie gives 3 wishes and all that, well how come they dont use two wishes, and then for the third wish, ask for a million more wishes to use whenever they want.

Because many Genies won't grant that wish, it lessens their importance I suppose.

You keep coming back so often that eventually you can't die and you're forced to watch everyone you love die...slowly.

I wish I had the highest IQ conceivable

You have the highest IQ... but a really crazy nerd who is just lower than u get really mad and kills u.

I wish the Yankees can go 0-162 next year.

Yankees go 0-162 next year but they are all assassinated by disgruntled fans

I wish i could meet Paola face-to-face

^^^^ and that is bad how? lol

You get to meet Paola.... but the second u see each other a washing machine falls on u.....

I wish the Yankees will go 0-162 for the rest of eternity.

yes, but it will be their evil double yankees, not them

i wish to be rich

you are wish for one second... then all the money goes away...

I wish i had all the Sports cards in the world.

You do have them, get in an accident with your favorite vehichle and are paralyzed from the waist down.

I wish I was the best artist of all time.

You are the best artist of all time... but u die because u accident picked up and drank the paint instead the tea write next to it.

I wish that every time a swung the bat in baseball.... i hit a homerun

you hit a homerun but then you hit yourself in the back of the head and become a vegetable

i wish there was no such thing as wishes

Ok, no more wishes, but you get leashed of everywhing you ever wished/wanted and got...everything!

I wish to have Daryl Palumbo as my sex slave.

You get him, but he grows all fat and hick-ville-ish flirt1
AND his member is tiny

EDIT

you beat me to the punch

Here is a game that is really fun to play in a forum setting. I will start off stating a wish that I would like to come true. Then the person below me has to figure out a way to grant my wish but have it be way curropted. An example would be
"I wish for a pepsi"
The next person would then post something along the lines of:
"Wish granted, you get your pepsi, however it is piss warm and full of worms." Then the person who currupted that wish gets to wish for something. I'll start.


I wish I had a pet Llama

Your wish is granted, but unfortunetely your Llama has no legs, so walking him might be a chore.


I wish to be a millionaire!

Wish granted but you are wanted in every state.


I wish for candy

The candy kills you. When you look at it.

I wish to live for forever.

Wish granted, but you will have to spend eternity alone, by yourself.


I wish that I could fly !

You can fly but you can't land.

I wish I had super strength.

Wish Granted, but you are fragile to the touch as well.


I wish I could walk on water !

Granted, but you break everything you touch, including your future soul mate...leaving you alone forever.

I wish I had a dollar for every time anyone has ever said I wish

Granted, you can walk on water, but not on land... *see above post for wish*

Granted, but you lose 2 dollars for everytime some has said "I".

I wish I was a chicken.

Wish Granted...but in the form of Nuggets !


I wish I was popular

Originally posted by A.D. Skinner
Wish Granted...but in the form of Nuggets !


I wish I was popular

Granted, but you lose all your limbs.

I wish I had infinite money at my disposal.

Wish granted,but there will be no stores were you can spend the money.

I wish I had an unquenchable Harem of Lovebirds

You get the harem, but they get bird flu.

I wish I was Bill Gates.

Originally posted by Captain REX
You get the harem, but they get bird flu.

I wish I was Bill Gates.

You are now bill gates, with aids.

I wish I was Captain Rex