Favorite Rubber

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ESP07
What is your favorite kind of condom?

TheFilmProphet
Lifestyles http://images.killermovies.com/forums/moresmilies/shifty.gif

pr1983
mates

punkkaveman
Magnum<<<< rock wink

mc pee pants
bf goodrich

JKozzy
rockGO TROJAN MAN GO

Baylin
The ones that stay in the packet, I'm allergic to latex sad so my missus takes the pill big grin

Royal Knight
what an odd thread

Baylin
It's not the first, doubt it'll be the last!

Corran
The ones that glow in the dark are so cool, it's like having your own lightsabre big grin

Baylin
or pet glow worm... stick out tongue

DarkPheonix
must be little to be a glow worm smile

Samurai Girl
I like flavoured.

m!$hA
strawberry droolio


not that id know whistling1

Baylin
Um... Er... I wouldn't know about that... huh

Df02
altho the flavoured do encourage the right kinda thing, ive been told they taste like crap neway... so i just stick to normal, theyre just a safety net anyway, the rest i can do myself thank you very much...

so wont be needing, performance, ribbed, or whatever "enhancing" rubbers they have now...stick out tongue

DarkPheonix
big grin sure.....cover up!!!!!!
laughing out loud
jk
smile
wink
why you wanna show proof?
wink
laughing out loud

LordKerrigor
weirdo's lol

MonkeyNipples
trojan ribbed

LordKerrigor
couldnt tell ya im still a virgin cool

Baylin
embarrasment
laughing out loud
Of course I am joking... confused
laughing out loud

JKozzy
This is the single funniest thing I've heard this year laughing out loud

lil bitchiness
Durex thumb up

Flavoured thumb up
Banana flavoured thumb down
strawberry thumb up

A4E
couldnt tell ya am a guy

SpikeSpiegel
What's the point of flavours? You're not going to be able to taste them when having sex, and I wouldn't have thought you'ld need tone to go in orally? confused

VaMpIrE_lOvEr_
*Does the funny deep voice* TROJAN MAAANNNNN!! lol

Mr Zero
When you finally get around to having sex, make sure you do some research into STD first eh?

SpikeSpiegel
I will, but right now I'm happy being an innocent teen big grin

DarkPheonix
really now?

Mr Zero
mine

DarkPheonix
what is that(you cant see it)

amity75
I'm from Glasgow so a crisp bag and a rubber band does the trick.

Mr Zero
a rubber eraser.

DarkPheonix
messed wow.... now thats protection.

DarkPheonix
oh. ok
I'm slow on the uptake... not to mention blind & stupid big grin

§â®äµ
flavored-glow in the dark..(not like i would know...)

mc pee pants
hysterical

JKozzy
They're initialed BJ for a reason stick out tongue

Master Revan
the ones that glow in black light . big grin

Darth Jello
my intact, jewish foreskin-God bless liberal parents.

Chelsea23
lol you liar stick out tongue

just kidding

Ronny
i dont pay attention to condoms no expression its just a box in the store

sniper
standard tojan non lube

Darth Jello
wait, i forgot to ask. where am i sticking it?

DarkPheonix
If you have to ask you'll never know smilelaughing out loud

sniper
laughing

LordKerrigor
my favorite rubber is......... car tire!

Linkalicious
what do the Spermicidal condoms do?

Do they kill my sperm...because I'm soooo never wearing one of those if it does. That's like killing millions and millions of potential offspring. sad

I don't have a preferred condom. I just go to the Clinic and tell them I'm going to Cancun, Mexico for a week and they give you a huge brown paper bag full of them.

Sun Ce
i'm all virgin so never used them, all single too big grin

SpikeSpiegel
Oh yeah, and the when part probably going to take a very long time knowing my luck with chicks

Darth_Midal
am married so I don't use them but when I did it was Trojan's or lifestyles!!

eggmayo
my school gives you them free... its classy. you can sell them to peeps in town

Mr. Wiggles
i dont like condoms, they take away 75 percent of the pleasure! thats not right

DarkPheonix
awwww.... you want kids then?
how cute laughing out loud

Mr. Wiggles
..... *sits and thinks if he can take this to his advantage* YES! i want to have kids and get married!

Mr Zero
Thats a new low brow low even by your already outstandingly low standards.

Mr. Wiggles
MY outstaningly low standards? listen, mr zero, i dont like you, leave me alone, i dont go out of my way to insult you SO SHUT THE **** UP!

JKozzy
Heeeeeeeeeeey you two, chill out. stick out tongue

Mr. Wiggles
he started it glare

Mr Zero
YAY! A new sig quote.

Ignoring the fact that you've have indeed gone out of your way to insult me in your charming childish kinda way of late...

This seems like as good a thread as any to say anybody (and that means male or female) that's not carrying a condom these days is dumb. It's the age of AIDS people - almost the best you can hope for with unprotected sex is that you will get pregnant because at least that wont kill you. (And no if you have been going out for 5 weeks thats not a long term monogamous relationship.)

Sadly a lot of guys think like Mr Witless and will try to have unprotected sex - using the "but it doesn't feel good" whiney argument.

My advice - consider this, any guy thats trying to stick you with something uncovered has more than likely been sticking it somewhere else in the same naked state. Ponder than and send him home with a handful of kleenex.

If your lucky enough to be getting laid, do it responsibly.

Darth_Midal
damn good advice sir if I do say so myself. I am married to my wife and were trying to have a baby so I have an excuse to not where them!!

BackFire
I like to keep some of the tasty kind in my drawer, so if I ever get hungry at night I have something to snack on.

Mr. Wiggles
now, i took the time to read this, so, i have come to this conclusion:

you dont know what a joke means

DarkPheonix
oh my... I was joking... did I just open a can-o-worms, in a manner of speaking.


..... how old are you to want to get amarried already and have kids(if you dont mind my asking.)

Thorondor
Good old Durex for moi smile

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