Smallville Captions!

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TheFilmProphet
I have decided to start a Smallville caption thread just for fun basically I post a picture, and you make a funny comment.

http://www.supermanhomepage.com/images/miscellaneous/caption-comp1.jpg

TheFilmProphet
Example: "Wait Lex, please! I do have good news....I just saved tons of money on my car insurance by switching to Gieco.."

Samurai Guy
"Pattycake, Pattycake, bakersman. Bake....

It only works when you play too, Clark!"

TheFilmProphet
laughing out loud laughing out loud

Samurai Guy
Thank, TFP

Mr Zero
http://www.supermanhomepage.com/images/miscellaneous/caption-comp1.jpg

Sorry dad, I've had enough of your terrible dress sense - that tie must DIE!

TheFilmProphet
Nice one Zero cool

TheFilmProphet
http://www.supermanhomepage.com/images/smallville/s4-lex1.jpg

Damn I look good in this suit!

Samurai Guy
Hey... who wants to see my Steven Tyler impression?

Samurai Guy
Clark... this might ruin the moment, but I can see right up your nose. sick

TheFilmProphet
laughing out loud

TheFilmProphet
http://www.trinityslash.com/smallville/sbc2.jpg

Samurai Guy
Dont worry, that Big Bad Michael Jackson wont hurt you anymore!

TheFilmProphet
Haha just picture Clark really saving that kid from Michael! laughing out loud

TheFilmProphet
http://www.supermanhomepage.com/images/smallville/pheonix6.jpg

VenomVA
too FUNNY!!

TheFilmProphet
yeah! laughing out loud

Samurai Guy
Very nice! I like!

TheFilmProphet
http://www.supermanhomepage.com/images/smallville/facade2.jpg
"Hey! You look alot like my dead friend Chloe!!"

Samurai Guy
That one was mean! But I laughed

BloomBabyGirl
eek! that was friikin grood

TheFilmProphet
Thanks cool

TheFilmProphet
http://www.supermanhomepage.com/images/smallville/season2-promo.jpg

pr1983
decorating the christmas tree was gonna be difficult this year

TheFilmProphet
laughing out loud laughing out loud

Samurai Guy
http://www.supermanhomepage.com/images/smallville/season2-promo.jpg

Or...noteDisco, disco, disco, disco, disco Tonight!note

Or... The Globtrotters got nothin on us!

Or... Holy Shit! MultiBall!!! RUN!!!!!!

TheFilmProphet
laughing

Azure_Skyy
http://www.supermanhomepage.com/images/smallville/shattered3.jpg
"Damn I look good in this, too!"

and
http://www.supermanhomepage.com/images/smallville/legacy1.jpg
(Lionel to Swann):"You can run, but you can't hide... wait a minute... you can't run, can you?!?!?"

and
http://www.supermanhomepage.com/images/smallville/lex-shows-clark-box1.jpg
(Clark to lex):"So... how much do you want for it???"

and
http://www.supermanhomepage.com/images/miscellaneous/caption-comp1.jpg
(Lionel to lex): "I was just kidding about the bald joke..."
(/Captions for now)

TheFilmProphet
That is NOT funny.

Samurai Guy
http://www.m6.fr/html/images/series/smallville/goodies/photos/episode2/10.jpg

Clark: noteLex likes his dollies, Lex likes his dolliesnote

TheFilmProphet
laughing out loud

Paola
this caption thing is everywhere in KMC!

TheFilmProphet
And now there is the Smallville version evil face

Samurai Guy
laughing Thanks, TFP

TheFilmProphet
No problem cool

Shadow_King
why isnt their an x-men one????????

TheFilmProphet
I can make one but I don't know if Paola would aprove. wink

Azure_Skyy
http://www.supermanhomepage.com/images/smallville/s3card-tractor.jpg
Clark: Look out!!!
Clark: ... too late...
{Clark looks away and shudders.}

(Apparently, in Kansas it doesn't just rain cats and dogs, ya know...)

http://www.supermanhomepage.com/images/smallville/martha-newspaper1-tb.JPG
Martha (Reading newspaper): LuthorCorp up twenty-seven percent...

http://www.supermanhomepage.com/images/smallville/duplicity1-tb.JPG
Pete: Clark...
Clark: Yes?
Pete: You aren't the kind of alien that...
Clark: NO!!!
Pete: Good...

http://www.supermanhomepage.com/images/smallville/exodus5.jpg
Lana: Um... Clark, this might not be a good time, but..
Clark: What?
Lana: Your pants are unzipped...
(Clark blushing.)

(/Captions)

(If I've offended you with these captions, then sorry.)

Samurai Guy
...Mental note, don't drop the soap....

pr1983
laughing out loud

Samurai Guy
I agree.... that was funny.

Azure_Skyy
http://www.supermanhomepage.com/images/smallville/devoted4-tb.JPG
Clark: Now that's some high-quality H2O.

(For some odd reason, I can see Adam Sandler {The Waterboy} handing a cup of water to Clark in my head... does that mean I'm crazy? lol)

http://www.supermanhomepage.com/images/smallville/spell2-tb.JPG
Clark: Raaaaape! Raaaaape!

http://www.supermanhomepage.com/images/smallville/facade4-tb.JPG
????: Mmmmm... this bed is soooo comfortable!

(/Captions)
(If I've offended you with these captions, then sorry.)

Samurai Guy
Clark: And that, Pete, is how you eat red jello WITHOUT getting it all over the place.
Pete: That is amazing.

http://www.kryptonsite.com/vel7.jpg

Samurai Guy
Johnathan: Note to self... never let Clark watch a Porn.

http://www.supermantv.net/episodeguide/secondseason/heat/clarklearns.jpg

Samurai Guy
Captions is dying... this cannot be allowed to happen.


So...


"So, you like? Or should I stick to Plaid?"

TheFilmProphet
laughing

Jak
I laughed to death when i saw tthe rape one. Funny captions.

Jak
Martha: You spit your gum in my mouth!
Johnathan: No I just cleared my throat.

TheFilmProphet
laughing out loud

***S***
Good one! thumbsup

TheFilmProphet
yup smokin'

Azure_Skyy
http://www.rachelgriffinmakeupfx.com/rachress/smallville.jpg
Lionel: Note to self, don't let Lex play with the microwave anymore...

http://www.supermanhomepage.com/images/smallville/clark-floating-over-lana-tb.JPG
Clark: I'm not touching you, I'm not touching you.
(So thats what all the girls of smallville dream when they sleep...)

http://www.supermanhomepage.com/images/smallville/small04-tb.JPG
Clark: It's a sign.
Lex: Yea, right.
Clark: No, seriously...

Wanted:
http://www.supermanhomepage.com/images/smallville/john-glover1-tb.JPG
Have you seen this physco?

{I'm not dead yet, guys. ~~Azure}

Shadow_King
well everyone else is...

TheFilmProphet
Keep the captions coming.....

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