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I have decided to start a KMC caption thread just for fun basically I post a picture or you, and we make a funny comment.

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Example: "Wait Lex, please! I do have good news....I just saved tons of money on my car insurance by switching to Gieco.."

" I'll teach ye to shave my head when im asleep"

"hey it looks good really lex i swear"

Blue shirt guy:Where's the money?

Other guy:OH SH!T MAN LOOK, SEE, I WAS GONNA DROP IT OFF, BUT LIKE CUZ BUSH IS PRESIDENT HE GAVE MY JOB OVERSEAS, SO I LOST THE MONEY!!!!

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Shall we dance?

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What color panties are you wearing?

Tom cruise thinking to self "I wonder if she can hear me"

the girl thinking " omg look at his nose HA! "

Goblin: baby... i'm... straight.
Spidey: WHAT?!

Am I pleased to see you, or did you leave your cucumber in my pocket?

Whaddya mean you prefer my construction worker outfit, I thought you liked me in spandex.

He says - "Hey I can see day light through your ears...."

She thinks - 'Oh you're such a funny w***er!'

haha!!

listen pal I am NOT that kind of spider!!!!!

Spiderman: can I feel your nipples?

http://www.supermanhomepage.com/images/phonebooth/bell_booth1.jpg

"Yes operator what is the number to 911"

Uh.. yeah... I'd like to make an appointment.... um... It says on your card that you do "Golden Showers..." ?

Damn Funny.

Is Lex Luthor there?

" Hello, I need to order a dozen condoms please. Wonder woman is comeing over to my house tonight "

"Hey Mom, I ripped my cape again, can you sew it back up for me?

hey bruce, how about a night cap?

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Yes Bruce, we all know you get changed into costume in the Bat-Cave, but it hurts my feelings when you ask if i'm calling from the "Super-Box"

If I could I'd pop your head like a zit you boob-grabbing nazi.

Wow what a GAP.

"Lets smile at eachother for no reason!'

Hello operator? what the number to the DailyPlanet?

they would not be smiling if they could read each others' thoughts...

Here is one ...just think this one is funny.

what made you think you can use my f*cking wig? did i say you could use my f*cking wig?

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i said double A... the one my a$$!

I love this thread.

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budd: i hope they didn't notice that my gun is made out of plastic...

what the f*ck, tom!!! a tictac wouldn't kill you!!!

that's not how you do the hokey pokey, dumb@ss!

And in a scene from the rare extras DVD that came with the star wars trilogy we see a recently found shot of tom cruise auditioning as luke skywalker opposite an early prototype version of the yoda puppet.

that yoda part was righteous.

Give me a moment guys, I've managed to get the grip of my gun stuck in my ass... again!

Woah! I like it in here.

sup people

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if she pulled your finger, you'll suffocate on your own fart, dumba$$...

Yeah so do I.

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unfortunately, my girlfriend had suffered the irreversible effects of falling asleep while sunbathing...

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this is what happens when chickens go wild

Someone please tell Rosie O' Donald to put her clothes back on!!

lol

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sardines are SOOOOOOOOOO lucky...

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this is how u fit the whole family in 1 picture

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i told you not to inhale, but did you listen? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...

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haha that 1 was funny

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alas, the influences of jane godall were not good at all... they are more likely to fling poo when intoxicated.

Thank god we got here before rush hour.

good one...

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take exlax, i must...

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the milk is, indeed, sour...

Man: "I told you I could fit my entire nose in my mouth...you owe me $50."

try new noseinmouth de-wrinkle cream!

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damn...the expansion cord snapped!

Hehehehe, free gas.

Guys, don't let a girl do this to you.

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OMG THERES A GIANT MUD PUDDLE IN MY BACKYARD!!! AND TRESPASSERS!!!

can u hear me now?

sleepy

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Billy Joel crashing his car again.

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the drive thru baptism wasn't as successful as the drive thru wedding...

Good one lol.

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the Y2K bug has plagued the great autobot leader, optimus prime...

Really funny pics! and captions lol.

*weep*

*Typical bodily response when a person accidentally sees a segment of The Rosie O'Donnel show.*

"Yeah, my phone card ran out of minutes, I'd like to recharge."

When I said your head looked like an egg I really meant that you're head looks like my aunt Meg.

Tom: "I just signed on to do a movie about samurais, the twist is I'm the last Samurai in the film."

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clarke! no! im not that kind of man!

"I just love how your head looks like a penis"

How cruel! lol

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Live action Duffy Duck exclusive movie pics

oh. my. god. have you been, like, totally workin' out...

--me? how 'bout you, mr. throbbing pectorals...

Funny as always.

thank you *bows*

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WILL THE REAL SLIM SHADY PLEASE STAND UP...

lol

insane man:i am jesus! *opens arms*

people:ahh! wear some deoderant you sicko! were dying from the stench!

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the new hybrid engine under review.

darn

George Lucas enrages fans by redesigning Howard for his Howard The Duck Special Edition.

"The original Howard no longer exists - the fans need to get over it"

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i guess i'm not gonna wake her up before i go-go...



that was once my sig actually...

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hey, i didn't know michael had bubbles when he was that young...

you do not wanna know where the head is...

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Actually thats alot more sad than it is funny.

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a day at the wireless mouse factory...

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joe, the daredevil that he was, took two shots of nyquill and operated heavy machinery.

"that's the last time I let my wife drive"

Good one Backfire!

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HAHA, **** OFF

Another funny one.

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no, no... he's not the karate kid. he's just retarded...

"On the left side of the picture is the former Karate Kid star."

now, you go straight, then take a left on the first intersection, and your in china town!

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oh god... no. NOOOOOOO!!! please, not the presidential debates!!!

lol, OH NO! i thought the pill was supposed to be taken orally!

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after human testings, the FDA ordered that the suppositories manufactured should be less in size.

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baby: is this supposed to mean im fat?

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NWA's inspiration to the song "f*ck tha police"

http://www.funny-world-records.com/bicycle-start.jpg now THATS multitasking

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actually, i'm only this tall.

Good one MPP.

fearing the crowd would notice his morning wood der Fuhrer had a midget sewn to the front of his pants.

Didn't notice that til now

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a new sex ed tape reveals that this is a bad way to treat the crabs...

LOOK! A PIZZA HUT! HEAD THAT WAY!

LOOK! A PIZZA HUT! HEAD THAT WAY!

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i'm grabbing your boob!es next...

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the rabbis opposed to the new way of circumcisizing.

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steve just couldn't hold his fart in anymore...

look what i can do!

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too bad his height didn't grow with his skills...

Thats cruel! But funny

i declare midget basketball open!

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suddenly, bending it like beckham wasn't as cool as it was anymore.

grr... FOUL ME WILL YOU?!

the last one was pretty cool

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Wait I see no feild goal around here

yeah lol.

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F*ck you dumbass! I asked for a bannana, not a damn apple!

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MISter anDERson... you're in the wrong movie.